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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Justin Tyme posted:

definitely a map a british guy would make of a fictional us civil war

I'm gonna go ahead and do that for England.

Uh London gets invaded by...Kent. That's a place right

E: Essex plays all sides

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

KirbyKhan posted:

Hell yeah, let's game this out. The East Anglia region is gonna be a neutral wall of brambles and swamps overgrown by a druid ritual gone wrong. Nobody crosses the fens. It'll act as the buffer state between the northern parliament of Manchester United and the Londoners who have returned to steampunk Victorian aesthetics.

The Kingdom of Goddodin arrives back from the mists, immediately calls for the expiration of all free school lunches

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

PriorMarcus posted:

God, they really should of recast him. Now that we're all over the initial shock of him dying I think it's fair to say that Boseman was the worst part of the first film.

Really? I thought he was a great but outshown ofc by Michael B Jordan who gets the juicy he's right but role

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Eric Cantonese posted:

I honestly know nothing about the African film industry. How sophisticated and financially resourced is it? Korea had a pretty professionalized television and film industry for decades before Hallyu really blew up in recent years.

Every country has its own film industry pretty much. But Ugandan action movies are especially amazing. Who Killed Captain Alex is a must see.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Eric Cantonese posted:

Wakanda's wealth and power comes from Vibranium. Does that mean it has the same economic challenges other commodity-dependent nations face?

The Latverian Disease

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

fancyclown posted:

new manic stuff from Conner O’Malley. I noticed the Safdie bros are listed in the credits.

https://youtu.be/yJlO5yTVH_8?feature=shared

Pretty sure that Connor used the beat from my most favorite underrated rap project for the confrontation with Colin Mocarie (sp?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FRerjMfS_w

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Whose the writer for Rebel Moon? Feels like Snyder based on its plot being like the extended sentence of a particularly imaginative 10 year old.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Three writers, including Zack Snyder, and it's his concept.

Even Stanley Kubrick didn't direct off his original screenplays (afaik). There's something to be said to having a director direct and a screenwriter write.

But then again Kubrick had an immense influence on the screenplays he commissioned. I guess what I'm trying to get at is I'd be more way more interested in Snyder movies if he had another voice in there at the scripting stage.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Some Guy TT posted:

are there any good series on hulu at all i am frustrated by the lack of good content on a hulu sub that just sits around eating money

Yeah just deleted my sib doing the same. Fargo's latest season (which absolutely is pulling stuff from No Country as well as other Coen bros stuff) which so far is the tightest season of the show so far. You got Solar Opposites and Rick and Moety which are quick and digestible. The Bear along with any other FX offerings like What We Do in The Shadows.

Surprising amount of A24 movies tho there are plenty of those on Amazon (which I also deleted lol).

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

bedpan posted:

this is why I only play FATAL

I've been getting back to playing games with my Ps4 the last couple of years and I'm really proud of myself whenever I finish a game which is rare. Just beat Disco Elysium which was a loving ride, and currently enjoying playing the hell out of Devil May Cry 5 which is alot more fun than J thought it was gonna be (I thought it was going to be one of those Soul like games I've tried and quit due to the difficulty and aggravating nature of them).

I'm loving being 6 years behind everyone else here video game wise.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

KirbyKhan posted:

I kinda miss sex in tv shows. It's been so long since the early seasons of Power. It's been so long since Game of Thrones opened the series with a backshot that slammed so hard it crippled the future king.

Been watching Obliterated on Netflix which I picked up based on the TVIV Best of 2023 thread. Real good and funny scenes involving copious nudity.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

nonathlon posted:

Agreed. One perceptive review of Saltburn noted that it's a film by a rich person on how rich people are kinda hosed up but it's not their fault.

Yeah it definitely had this undercurrent:of "watch out for the crazy poors"

Absolute trash movie. But someone was just telling me it's the Xmas movie if the season, with a bunch of families thinking it's a mystery set in the English countryside and instead get a dude loving a grave lmao

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

the milk machine posted:

in honor of bill paxton i just watched Near Dark, which i had never seen

great movie, kathryn bigelow is really good at big macho guy stuff. it feels like james cameron ripped off the big gasoline truck sequence for terminator 2?

even the soundtrack (tangerine dream, very good btw) sounded very t2-y at times.

cameron maybe even stole the "make the scene very dark and blue" thing for t2? he should be investigated for his crimes

anyway Near Dark is very good, five bags of popcorn and a big glass of grape juice that looks like blood

Yeah great movie with big MOOD.

Found Risky Business to be the same way strangely. Also with an iconic Tangerine Dream track

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

PriorMarcus posted:

Part of the strength of early GoT is the dialogue and monologues, and those are lifted entirely from the novels. Once they started to invent there own it went to poo poo.

The biggest problem with them adapting 3BP is that it doesn't have good dialogue to begin with, and whilst it's story is good, the moment to moment of it loving sucks.

This show, bad ending included, is going to be a loving disaster.

Agree with the post as a whole but there are great dialogue scenes in S1 that aren't lifted from the books. Like alot of King Rob's speeches for example.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

PriorMarcus posted:

Much like the Watchmen tv show I'm convinced that most of the popularity of 3BP comes not from the actual contents of the books but because they made a lot of people aware of a real world crime they hadn't previously been exposed too.

What's the problem? Too many bodies?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Justin Tyme posted:

would cars 9/11

This alone had me cackling

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Never seen his movies but he does cop movies right? Oh and some sort of prison fight movie?

Plenty of great movies in the latter genre. I've also heard great things about the Undisputed movies.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Nichael posted:

I do think this is overall true and I really wonder why

Honestly, give it time. I'm already seeing pics of frost tips, bare mid riff shirts and jncos being posted on Twitter by ppl too young to ever wear them as nostalgia.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

DoombatINC posted:

just thinkin some about one of my favorite movies, xXx: State of the Union (2005) - it's deeply stupid and gratuitous but in a self-indulgent way that feels like its in a one-upsmanship competition with itself, like just precisely the kind of tone and attitude you want in your dumber than rocks action blockbuster

now everyone knows about the famous first act boat scene twenty minutes or so in, the boat scene that everyone is always talking abhout, from xXx: State of the Union (2005), the one that made all those headlines whjen it hosed up physics globally and balloons stopped working for a week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QEeqFKz9Dk

but right before that scene is the moment in the theater watching the movie where i decided i was one hundred percent on board with whatever this movie wanted to do; after Ice Cube blows up some boats while fleeing on a boat on his way to The Boat Scene, the cops after him spring up and one of them is aiming a gun with his finger outside the trigger guard. some loving hero of an editor decided the scene wasnt exciting enough so they edited in some goddamn angelfire gif muzzle flares and layered in kablammo_1.wav a few times:

https://i.imgur.com/1IviM1A.mp4

run dont walk to netflix or redbox or whatever and watch xXx: State of the Union (2005)

Hell yeah was just talking about this movie in the action movie thread in CD. The movie ends with Ice Cube and Xbit and his crew of car thieves invading DC.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

uber_stoat posted:

saw John Carptenter trending coincidentally as i watched Prince of Darkness. don't worry, he didn't die. this lady did though. rip.

https://x.com/BriAnimator_/status/1747293622901313624?s=20

This movie hosed ME UP when i was ten. Good times.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Srice posted:

every loving time lmao

at this point plantations are using time travel to attach themselves to anyone with a bad opinion on Cuba

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

the guy melting down is the director of that spiderman cartoon lol

the first, not the second. but def had a lot of influence as producer.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

loquacius posted:

Push notification I just got



What is even going on, why is a football team theming concessions after an opposing player's rich girlfriend

Do they think if she's not impressed with their stadium her fans will burn it down

and if so are they correct

Bills just stole almost a billion dollars from NY state gently caress em

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

indigi posted:

yeah that's part of what I liked about Rings of Power so I get it. I just wish they wrote it better. is Nyneeve such a whimpering loser in the books

nope she rocks and gently caress the show for that

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

i say swears online posted:

maybe it's because i read the books when i was 15 and saw the show when i was 38 but in the books she was The Worst

I did a reread last year when I was 39 and she comes off so much better.

E: she's just trying to protect some kids. Then she consistently kick rear end poo poo while she self monologues in her head about being a coward and useless. WoT decided to just film the latter which is pretty funny

Shageletic has issued a correction as of 20:54 on Jan 21, 2024

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


The only thing I know about this movie is from Big Mouth

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

awkward_turtle posted:

In the book the question is more weighty, because living creatures are objects of essentially religious investment to the point where it's a point of pride and aspirational goal to have a robot dog. Just seeing a turtle would provoke a huge reaction from a human, even more so seeing one suffer. The replicants don't have souls and are more directly cruel, from what I can remember (it's been like 15 years) they have essentially no redeeming characteristics. The best lines in the whole thing were invented for the movie, which delves a lot more into the "enslaved thinking machine" aspect and a lot less into the "nature of self and what it means to have a soul" aspects of the original story.

The mobius strip police station is such a brilliant idea holy poo poo.

What a great and easy read.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

theflyingexecutive posted:

not only was Nicholas britell the composer, but the showrunner Tony Gilroy (Michael Clayton et al) and him hung out in New York over covid just working out exactly how the score would work into the show. it's excruciatingly well scored

Theres cool videos about his process for Succession. Made me appreciate the music even more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orLpLXZCN-c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erVOogGJTGc

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

the milk machine posted:

dwight yoakam hollering "gently caress it, i'm gettin the band back together!"

Was Yoakam in SlingPlayer? Lost the thread of conversation.

Liked him in the Crank movies anyway as a hosed up doctor

E: lol leaving the autocorrect

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Some Guy TT posted:

now dont take this the wrong way frosted flake because i love you and youre my pal but when i saw this post i kindof just assumed this was the one that got you the daylong probe and the one you did get the probe for really wrecks the pattern on your rap sheet

Frosted Flake should be posting that in the Succession thread anyways

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Open Source Idiom posted:

Yeah, the thing that got me is one bit where the characters watch a gay gangbang porno but the thing is shot so you never seen a cock or even a naked butt. Nearly all the regulars, who literally live in Hell and according to the first episode see worse than that walking down the street, react like they're watching something incredibly depraved and upsetting. A raunchy comedy is about how great excess is but the show seems weirdly repressed about it all.

Speaking of adult animation, you see more genuine love of sex on Blue Eye Samurai, and that's a show specifically about repression.

In a shocking! twist! the main sex advocate on the show has actually been pretending the entire time, because he can't admit to anyone else that he's a sex addict who's regularly getting assaulted. Don't worry, he's gonna work really hard on that now so he can get into Heaven. Or something, like a lot of the show it's all a bit unclear. Maybe they clarify what's actually going on but that's when I stopped watching.

Obliterated was downright refreshing with the equal amount or even greater amounts of dong flashes. Except for that one scene. You know the one.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

theflyingexecutive posted:

I think there was a time 15ish years ago when normal people were first spending a lot of time online that everyone was pretty honest. it wasn't a perfect slice of what society was up to because some people posted everything they did and some people more or less lurked, but there was a lot of casualness.

now that everyone has hundreds-thousands of fb friends and ig followers (i.e. a shitload of strangers), everything is a performance or advertisement. everything is subject to history searching by employers and enemies. everything has to be a hot take because it's the only thing that gets traction in the algorithm. most people don't like those sorts of stakes in their idle posting, so all that private conversation shifted to group chats and discords with manageable numbers of people.

this all happened really quickly, since 2016 or so, and people like grrm are still struggling with the whiplash of how quickly the public social internet died.

There were alot things that were better then but it was a lot meaner and there some awful poo poo you had to scroll thru just to talk about some nerd poo poo that I prefer not hearing ppl's thoughts about minorities or women or what the gently caress. That's an improvement.

E: and you couldn't say anything or otherwise be labeled the f word or whatever. It was exhausting and it sucked, especially as a minority.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Game of Thrones had a lot of flaccid dong
erections are still too subversive for art films I guess

although The Boys seems to try to get the biggest (relative) dongs on screen every season
a true powerhouse in the field

Minx has full on hards on. A really chill and funny show.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Voiced by Jason Mantzoukis. It's the only time the show ever tried to be funny so it came out of nowhere

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

theflyingexecutive posted:

yeah online nerd circles started bad and had to be dragged kicking and screaming into some level of acceptance. would you say that experience was generalized across more normie spaces or not?

I wouldn't know I was only really in the online nerd circles (hey chud.com lol). Still am to this day.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

1997 was a wild time

So horribly and publicly horny lol

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Mindhunter was fun and portrays criminal psychological profiling as about as useful as a party trick

Quick note: absolutely do not watch this on a date

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Best Friends posted:

One of the things that stuck with me after reading that book was the sheer number of women executed for infanticide until it hit me, oh, that was SIDS + malnutrition

also the number of incest executions, which did not make sense until I learned just how expansive the definition of close relation was in that time and place, especially in a context of small communities

I just read a thesis on witchcraft and misogyny and basically if you were in Germany or similarly crazed countries in the height of the witch craze if your baby died and you were vulnerable enough, instant branding as a witch.

That and if you were an ild lady, because they were too gross to gently caress (to paraphrase the writer of that famous witchcraft manual that us responsible for more direct deaths than Mein Kampf).

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Eric Cantonese posted:

This may be a big derail, but I wonder what the foodies here think of Gordon Ramsey. I came across his TikTok and it made me sad.

I'm sure his bed full of 100GBP notes probably helps him rest well at night, though.

His English shows are actually sweet and easy Watchung. He plays it up for Americans.

And gently caress yall The Bear S2 was great and weird and great bc it was weird.

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Bro Dad posted:

I admire people who live by their principles--even when I don't agree with them.  I don't much like communism, particularly the soul crushing evil done in its name through much of history, but I have a romantic's soft spot for an old Bolshie who took to the hills as a young man, believed in their heart that they were liberating their people from oppression (particularly if whoever they were  fighting against was a uniquely bad bastard).  Perhaps this will explain my visceral loathing for Daniel Ortega--seemingly the President For Life of Nicaragua, a guy who, clearly, has two sets of principles. One for the Nicaraguan people--and one for himself.   My detestation of Nicaragua's Maximum Leader is exceeded only by my admiration for its people who deserve so much better. 

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