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cochise
Sep 11, 2011


FizFashizzle posted:

The Trump tapes are going to be the new Nixon tapes, but instead of learning how racist the president is we see how mind numbingly stupid he is.

Also racism, probably.

We kind of already know how mind numbingly stupid he is.

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cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Doctor Spaceman posted:

The 2016 election result will be inscribed on his grave.

That's the spot everyone should pee on.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Mind_Taker posted:

Why is Jacob Wohl not in prison yet?

Same reason why Trump isn't in prison, this timeline is stupid.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



He still thinks they made hard copies of the e-mails and literally washed them in acid... :negative: this loving boomer

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



She didn't go far enough. Clearly he's a global problem.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


mango sentinel posted:

Donald Trump is President of the United States of America.

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1182006148808892416

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


ELO Musk posted:

I thought he didn’t want the worst of the worst getting sent to our country and now he’s going to arrange their arrival him drat self?

Location controlled by the US. So a rendition site that's probably in another country with questionable human rights records. Funny enough that used to be Syria's job for the US.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1067431464524869633

That should be the post tax for every new page because gat dayum it keeps being proven every day.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


TulliusCicero posted:

How loving stupid is the average voter?

Pants on head stupid.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



Add it to the pile.

crimes crimes CRIMES CRIMES CRIMES

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


mod sassinator posted:

...and as a result the entire southern border is under a state of emergency and the national guard is being immediately deployed to build a massive 'fire wall' to prevent the fires from spreading to Mexico!

How'd you get Miller's private playbook???

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1182761207415132161

Lot of conflicting stories

e: yup

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1182764129309904897

cochise fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Oct 11, 2019

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


TheDeadlyShoe posted:

what i dont understand about discord is how they arnt bankrupt yet

Discord sells your information just like everyone else.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



There's no way to unfuck this situation even with Congress somehow stepping in. It would require a much larger presence to retake what was abandoned. Turkey just wiped out a whole bunch of Kurds and are still going for more. ISIS is possibly back in play and the Syrian Army is coming in hot with Russian support to establish control while maybe clashing with Turkey. Trump managed to make the situation so so so much worse.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Bolton.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



Sundown before lunch. Not bad.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Flip Yr Wig posted:

"If we're so guilty, why would we have admitted to being guilty?"

I honestly think this is their strategy. They legitimately think it will work and I'm horrified that it could

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



I'm sure Trump could provide them with enough hot air.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1184913585065074690

Trump'd

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Mahoning posted:

So you're saying David Arquette is about to be President?

Don't you put that evil on us.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1185232197567078401

I really hope they screen the call and just ignore him.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Slowpoke! posted:

Does Hillary calling Tulsi a Russian asset actually mean it’s real? I was always kind of iffy on that theory even though it makes sense backing a spoiler. It’s a little bit :tinfoil: to say out loud though.

She's been a Russian stooge for a while. Remember she loves Assad (and totally believes he would never ever use chemical weapons against his people :downs: ) and went on that unauthorized trip to praise him. Guess who set that up?

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1186262508195274752

I think Turkey would be nuts to steal a nuke, but we are living in crazy times.
Trump is more than likely to give them one.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



loving perfect

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


sexpig by night posted:

it'll be Conway, she's literally his most loyal freak

Can't wait to see what her husband says about this.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


theflyingorc posted:

I still want to know who it is because every possible answer is really funny

It's 2019 so the answer is Kellyanne Conway wrote it.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



You know every time we get a dunk like this I get hopeful. Really want this to actually bring the whole house crashing down this time.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



https://twitter.com/jessicashortall/status/1187040627327995906

hahahaha

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


DandyLion posted:

No you rube.


They have secondary cellphones still on them in the SCIF that they're texting their aids out in the hallway with the details to then tweet to the world.

But phones probably shouldn't work inside. :thunk:

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



Compromising national security to own the libs.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:

they're eating dominos cheese pizza

Truly the more impeachable offense.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


nine-gear crow posted:

He's gonna get booed by the whole stadium, walk off the field without even throwing the ball, then refuse to meet with the winning team because the World Series is a "rigged hoax."

Can you go ahead and tell me the winner? I have a few dozen bets to make.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



LMAO this world is stupid

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Slowpoke! posted:

I was worried that fate had handed Trump a win in the middle of his impeachment saga, but nope.

You'd figure that right? Easily a big political score for any other administration. But for Trump he has to Trump it all up and make an even bigger idiot of himself, which is actually impressive because I didn't think that was possible.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Saint Celestine posted:

How the hell does one get a blood sample even if you have access to the guy?
The way the tweet was worded had me thinking the used underwear was bloody as well. :stare:

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



Please God let the dog poo poo on his shoes.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



Been rumors for a while that she's more or less escorting for oil princes in the Middle East. She lives in Dubai now and has been partying it up with all the rich over there.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


FizFashizzle posted:

Trump is upgrading to the ultimate grift, it appears

https://twitter.com/SecretsBedard/status/1190303297187524610?s=20

also the best way to hide income. he's literally moving to florida and becoming a megachurch pastor

This is loving vile.

So it wouldn't surprise me if Trump tried this.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Rent-A-Cop posted:

The gun lube has many and varied uses my friend.

I hope you don't use cosmoline on yourself.

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cochise
Sep 11, 2011



Going to be interesting when they realize POTUS can't pardon state convictions.

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