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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

The Glumslinger posted:

If that 2,700 tons figure is correct its about 3x the size of the Texas City explosion and 10x the size of the West, Texas explosion :ohno:

The Oklahoma City bombing used two (2) tons of the same stuff.

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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
https://twitter.com/thepacketrat/status/1348373838481006592?s=20

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Started this thinking, "man, they comandeered a whole giant building crane to lift that digger down..." and then it pulls out...

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
The thing people always forget when talking about suicide cords is that if you're using it as an adapter to plug in your xmas lights because you strung them up backwards... that means you now have an exposed hot male plug at the other end just hanging in your bushes somewhere.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

monolithburger posted:

Speaking of watercraft, saw this on the Reddit front page today.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IckySpectacularApatosaur-mobile.mp4

I wonder how bad it'd be if you hosed up the barrel roll they do here.
They literally made Professor Calculus's shark sub


Given that that they show it completely submerging, that means the cabin's got to be airtight, which really makes me wonder about failure modes and how you're meant to escape if the engine/electronics die or if your propeller gets stuck in weeds or something like Tintin did.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Cop hands prop gun to actor, immediately empties his own clip into the actor because “he had a gun”

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

eh, it's fine.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmIoZxdwLTY

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Phanatic posted:

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Bon Iver meat!



nooo! listen to Bill!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLOgwRkRVl8

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I am begging the thread to find a topic other than goon buttholes.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
that F-35 "crash" in the mediterranean appears to basically have been the plane slowly driving off the end of the carrier and then the pilot ejecting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpcD2yPg3Go

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/11/29/british-f-35-crashed-sea-failing-take-leaked-video-reveals/

quote:

Howard Wheeldon, an aerospace and defence analyst, told The Telegraph: “There is a saying in the military ‘lift is a gift, thrust is a must’, and I'm afraid clearly he had no thrust.”

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

orange sky posted:

This entire video - stick with it (or just jump to 8:00).

https://youtu.be/2UKzntNnXp8

Proud of my Portuguese motherland!

😬

Even ignoring possible structural issues with an abandoned well (how solid is that brickwork and could it collapse on top of you?), basic confined spaces training 101 is never enter an area like that without testing the atmosphere, there's all sorts of situations where you could end up with some sort of suffocating odorless heavier-than-air gas in there, which is an exact recipe for those accidents where one guy passes out and then the guy who goes in to get him also passes out.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

champagne posting posted:

I’m sure hiding behind a piece of plywood will save him and his wife from his bomb

that's not even the dumbest thing that youtuber has done with putting explosive shells in things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7JnoRy2vng

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Chemtrailologist posted:

♪♪ Its the most wonderful time of the year ♪♪



Oh, it's that time of year again

https://twitter.com/bshoup/status/1336423185999388678?lang=en

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
the podcast Criminal had an episode about a police diver who went into the La Brea loving Tar Pits to search for dumped evidence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Dx0sqzZho&t=116s

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Wrr posted:

For Model S vehicles, latch problems may lead a front trunk to open "without warning and obstruct the driver’s visibility, increasing the risk of a crash," Tesla said."

lmao that’s like the most Yackety-Sax way their cars could be failing

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
For more information, please reread.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Doing ladder safety training at work, I hope I pass the exam

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Totally thought it was going to be the door hitting the fire alarm.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHWXZyfhQas&t=1153s

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Turkey frier fires are apparently such a thing that an insurance company hired William Shatner to host a video about how it's a bad idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLOgwRkRVl8

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

CommieGIR posted:

Must've been at least 50 year old turtle. Guy was living in a retention pond with Alligators, if he was that big nobody was willing to gently caress with him.

https://twitter.com/bornakang/status/1597033440339107841?s=46&t=u8XwxxPBKDeBk9hnNX75HQ

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:


"based on true events" is not the bear running around murdering people, because black bears are like big dogs


It's true, black bears will basically never mess with you unless you are intentionally antagonizing them or get between a mother and her cub.
just yell at a black bear bear, make lots of noise, make yourself look big, and if it still comes at you bop it on the nose and yell some more, and they will almost always run away from you.
Don't try that with a grizzly though, those are the ones you play dead with.

Remember the rhyme:

If it's black fight back
If it's brown lie down
If it's white get right with your deity of choice because your time on this earth is about to come to an abrupt and ignoble end

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Blue Footed Booby posted:

If I were on the hunt for Christmas presents and were to pick up one Egan book, which should it be?

His short story collections are all great, particularly Axiomatic and Luminous, of his novels I really liked Diaspora and Quarantine, though I haven’t really kept up with his recent stuff.

Axiomatic is probably the best starting point IMHO if it’s still in print.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Paper Tiger posted:

I felt the same way when I first saw an asparagus plant, I was like "my dude, you clearly just stuck an asparagus spear in the ground to mess with me, now show me the asparagus bush"

Also, it's messed up that pineapples don't grow on trees

Pineapple plants are pretty high up on the "wait, it can't just grow like THAT" scale



The stem on top isn't even actually a stem.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaS9MAdA-BE

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1657592253085360128?s=20

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwKOxBht5Eg

is this the "cutting the cord" thing millennials are doing that I've heard so much about?

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Paper Tiger posted:

Aww, it has the sniffles :(

This is NOT cute, cars only do this when they are very distressed

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Cartoon Man posted:

I put this in a few other food threads, but I kinda feel like it should go here too.

https://i.imgur.com/GB3mVwf.mp4

Tetanus flavored ice cream.

Did they use.. dough?.. as a gasket?

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Phanatic posted:

It's not uncommon to repurpose old cemeteries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41tO0xwSsco

Some "fun" facts about the filming of that movie, particularly the pool scene!

quote:

In real life, JoBeth Williams, the actor who played Diane Freeling, didn’t want to film the scene, according to Screen Rant. Things were already weird on set. One of the other actors who played the middle Freeling boy, Robbie, was strangled by a clown. The prop was designed to make it look like he was being strangled by an evil clown toy, but it malfunctioned and began to strangle him for real. Steven Spielberg had to pull the clown off of him.

Williams was reluctant to go into the water while surrounded by so many lights. If one of them fell in, she would be electrocuted. Spielberg convinced her by jumping in himself, and saying “now if a light falls in, we’ll both fry!” But he still wasn’t completely honest with Williams about the scene. She didn’t know that the skeletons that would float up around her were real skeletons, not fake props.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Every new OceanGate detail that comes out just hammers home how inevitable the disaster was

https://twitter.com/ajmarquis/status/1673541407833817095?s=46&t=dQl6Iu6Wmq7antcZ30Prgw

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Phanatic posted:

The Juicero was radically overbuilt and literally no expense was spared on making it as unnecessarily high-quality as they could. It did something *dumb*, but it did it very well and the components inside it were top-notch.

Yeah, the whole thing with the Juicero was that they had engineered this incredibly expensive ultra-durable precision-crafted press made of high-quality parts machined to impressively tight specifications… in order to press juice packets that you could literally just squeeze out with your hands almost as quickly. The build quality was great, just in service of a completely unnecessary function.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I like how they're aiming the tree destroyer laser just a degree or two below what look like power lines.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

FuturePastNow posted:

Virtual Railfan caught a quality truckfuckling today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XhvgRNVPFQ

He doesn't pull forward because he's wanting to make an immediate left turn.

good awareness from the other cars there realizing they need to get the gently caress out of the way

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
https://twitter.com/thewapplehouse/status/1698834303117828335?s=46&t=dQl6Iu6Wmq7antcZ30Prgw

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I’m a Luddite but just for the specific issue of I think all car controls should be tactile and touchscreens should be illegal in cars. The poo poo car manufacturers are doing is already dangerous and then you have people selling poo poo like this on top of it…

https://twitter.com/sheldontarpey/status/1698748678129717291?s=46&t=dQl6Iu6Wmq7antcZ30Prgw

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

down1nit posted:

I watched that like 8 times I have think, he's actually there isn't he?

Watching feedback on the ride... But WHY? is there a readout there? Why is there a readout? Is he tire watching?

It's fine, he has a hardhat on.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

das hipster posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DxyhCKV.mp4


When you accidentally set the Zamboni to "Defrost"...

This is some kind of Canadian political metaphor, I’m sure of it

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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

The horrifying thing that happened is 100% exactly what you’d think. “When his pet chimp got put in a sanctuary, he got mauled by one of the other chimps at the sanctuary” is not really much of a twist. Do not mess around with chimps.

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