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1. QUEEN
2. AC/DC
3. FOO FIGHTERS
4. LED ZEPPELIN
5. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
6. METALLICA
7. DAVID BOWIE
8. THE BEATLES
9. PINK FLOYD
10. ROLLING STONES
11. BON JOVI
12. U2
13. GUNS N ROSES
14. COLD CHISEL
15. NIRVANA
16. JIMMY BARNES
17. ELTON JOHN
18. GREEN DAY
19. MIDNIGHT OIL
20. INXS

tardwrangler posted:

A Sometimes Food posted:

Which one? Bowie was known to go for really young groupies. The Queen one, I forget who but they got investigated for downloading a ton of cp and "somehow convinced" the prosecution it was research.

Humphreys posted:

Seen the hosed 'influencer type' basic bitch faces of those two dumb as gently caress cunts that started this poo poo?

Infinitum posted:

loving QLD

Old mate dined next to those numpties and got infected. If you visited one of these 15 loving locations you need to quarantine.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-31/queensland-health-coronavirus-locations-west-moreton-brisbane/12514168

Victoria will need to go into hard lockdown
NSW will be 2-3 weeks behind the outbreaks that Victoria saw.
Queensland is 4-5 weeks away from where NSW is now.

"We'll all need to come together as a community, rather than doing what health officials have been saying we should do, because The Economy"

Quote this post when it happens.

Lolie posted:

Thanks for all the good wishes and for listening to me whinge over the last 8 months.

What a year it's been.

Infinitum posted:

Wish I had a weed guy. Dunno how to source it and 2020 has been just a tiny bit wee hosed.

Hoping they just legalise the drat thing already and kickstart a new industy here.

femcastra posted:

My cat is only ever inside and I know if she got out she would be a menace. She eats so many geckos that she’s constantly got worms and drags her arse around. It’s loving gross.

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15. The Living End
14. Jimmy Barnes
13. Hunters & Collectors
12. Silverchair
11. Paul Kelly
10. The Angels
9. Australian Crawl
8. Hoodoo Gurus
7. Crowded House
6. ICEHOUSE
5. Powderdfinger
4. Midnight Oil
3. AC/DC
2. Cold Chisel
1. INXS

Infinitum posted:

Bet you all feel real loving stupid right now

bee posted:

Melatonin! You can buy it from iHerb.

Lolie posted:

Trying to decide between party pies and hot dogs for breakfast.

Laserface posted:

Aaron Chen is probably the best comedian we have

Humphreys posted:

Matty Johns, renowned timetraveller

anti-magic posted:

I hate to ask this but what are you doing with the wetwipes then? Those things aren't flushable.

Lolie posted:

The hospital worker who travelled all over Qld has been confirmed as having Delta.

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Peter Dutton Divides His Soul Into 7 Horcruxes As He Makes A Move On Liberal Party Leadership

With conservative commentators backing Peter Dutton as the next Prime Minister, it has been revealed today the Minister of Defence has divided what remains of his soul into seven fragmented policies to be spread across seven factions within the Australian Liberal Party.

The fragments, known as ‘horcruxes’, will be hidden in the disguise of policies aimed at not allowing brown people to live in Australia – a constant, but less talked about, sentiment that remains hidden within both sides of federal politics – and one that Dutton has been familiar with for many years.

As outlined in popular anglo-celtic folklore, a Horcrux is an object in which a Dark wizard or witch has hidden a fragment of his or her soul for the purpose of attaining political immortality. Horcruxes can only be created after committing murder, the supreme act of evil, or allowing people to self-immolate.

With polls sliding, and political commentators gearing for yet another leadership spill, it is believed that the former Brisbane cop, and man who boycotted the national apology to the Stolen Generations, is backing himself as the champion of caucasian purity, to possibly take over from the embattled Scott Morrison in a desperate bid to remain on $200k a year in the midst of a pandemic that has seen Australia rank last in the OECD for our roll-out of immunisations.

When asked if he was worried about being taken out by younger political rivals, Dutton is quoted as saying “There are alleged facts that are being put forward by some of the advocates which are patently incorrect, if not fabricated.”

He then went on to point out that innumerate and illiterate refugees could take Australian jobs that Australians don’t want to have, before making a cheap shot at the Australian public broadcaster and Paul Keating.

It is not yet known how He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named-Prime-Minister will be received by his colleagues after his decision to once again blow up the Liberal Party.

However, his controversial decision to snipe Morrison can’t possibly be as bad as the circumstances surrounding his early retirement from the Queensland Police force – namely, the farewell gifts that were left on his desk on his last day at Fortitude Valley Police station.

stirlo posted:

Whoever was on the fence about snitchin on their neighbours? Another tip / option

Just contact trace eg our next door unit gets MASSIVE increases in visitors whenever we have any locky d; after starting to track the cars it was clear it’s 3 sets / probs family.

Got the plates and if they disturb the cat they get logged / better than snitching and if the contact tracers need the information we have some rough idea of who’s been visiting; or at the least their car rego which can be used for more gathering


Have Not needed to share it thank gently caress!