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DPM
Feb 23, 2015

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Blow is a dog oval office

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Blow is a dog oval office

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Blow is a dog oval office

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DumbparameciuM posted:

Blow is a dog oval office

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Jestery posted:

Been living here the last couple days



What's the go with the big block cocks constantly coming in the front and back doors though?

Auto E: I thought Blows head would only be one toilet, no bedrooms.

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Feb 23, 2015

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Blow posted:

Wewe. Unataka kupigwa?

Nyamaza kuma.

(Dunno if :google: Translate - Swahili can handle that.)

:350:

Blow is a dog oval office

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Feb 23, 2015

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Nobody thinks your stupid swahili posts are funny

You constantly try and chime into conversations to interject your opinion when nobody gives a gently caress about you or what you think

You're homophobic, racist, and worst of all loving boring.

Oh yeah also a you're a dog oval office.

Now go cry to auspol about it.

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Feb 23, 2015

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Blow posted:

Well.

That is slightly depressing.

At least posting that may have made you feel a little bit better about yourself.

Maybe you could poo poo talk Jesterys' bread about it

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Feb 23, 2015

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Blow posted:

Maybe dickhead, the bread thing between Jestery and myself is a deeply personal thing that you should maybe like stay the gently caress out of?

Now I have no oxygen, because I cannot stop laughing.


INTERNET FORUM BREAD COMMENTS ARE A DEEPLY PERSONAL THING

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Feb 23, 2015

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Dr. Garbanzo posted:

That was a lovely nights sleep. It’s sure to get my week off to an excellent start.

Same, at least it's a public holiday here in Canberra the most b C l U e R s S s E e D d state

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Feb 23, 2015

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ili posted:

The gently caress is a cool zone?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3924960

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Feb 23, 2015

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sw0-2Tm6JU&t=3s

I saw my sister transform from a socially minded free thinking individual into a racist right wing nutjob while working at the Redfern cop shop in less than five years. ACAB.

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Feb 23, 2015

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Jestery posted:

Prolly Gunna organise something of a bugout bag

Just a duffle bag with copies of important documents, spare change of clothes for misso and I and first aid kit.

Any suggestions for other things?

Duct tape
Gloves
Goggles
Small prybar, FUBAR (if they still make them) or hand ax
Water purification straw doover or tablets
Firestarter (the metal ones that you rub to make sparks)

Jestery posted:

Contentious issue right here

Hand ball

Who is out?


C, under Novocastrian standard rules. Otherwise you could just let every corner ball slide to the next square and that's the sort of meta you do not want to establish

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Feb 23, 2015

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Jestery posted:

So like "b" is automatically out once it bounces in "C" 's square?

Based on the way you've labelled the diagram:
A serves to C
It bounces once in C's square
C hasn't touched it, and it's gone outside the bounds of that players square
Once it bounces anywhere else (Doesn't matter if it's in player B's square, or out of bounds) player C is out. They've got until it touches down somewhere to interact with the ball and serve it into an active players square.

HOWEVER

If player B interacted with the ball AFTER it had bounced into C's square but BEFORE it bounced into their square, then player B would be out. Rushing the ball, not cool bro.

The reason this is cool and good:
- It ensures a varied playstyle, where cheeky low power corner shots work against the kids who insist on powershotting every single time they get the ball
- It means other players can't dog shots
- It just makes more sense?

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Feb 23, 2015

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naeka posted:

Also gently caress cops, loving pig fucks. Found out my grandma died this week and I am so glad she is free of suffering at last I haven't even been able to shed a tear of sorrow it's just pure relief.

Her pig ex husband cut her face off when she tried to leave him so noone would hire her due to the disfigurement (kindergarten teacher) and they protected him and he never suffered any repercussions. He threatened my dad at his work if he came after him he would kill her. Then he took her car and disappeared, noone in my family has heard from him since, except when his pig buddies would show up to menace her every so often and make sure she never forgot when every mirror did that already.

A lifetime of terror perpetrated by people who's entire job is not to protect us but to protect capital.

WHAT

THE gently caress

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

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NRL has been bullshit since they changed the scrum rules to basically just be a big tickle party turnover.

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Zazi posted:

magpies have the best birdsong.


Also yeah I specifically avoided saying emus, since they're more like dinosaurs than birds.


full disclosure I have been playing an aarakokra rogue named Cyrano de Budgerigar for the last year and a bit so I'm probably biased.

Maggies are great but my personal favourites are Eastern Whip Birds:
https://youtu.be/Bf9GVLuFo1Y


Blow posted:

Babadook tribe

gently caress off, dog oval office.


Caesar Saladin posted:

hey kid, instead of getting a friendly ten dollar beginner pet, get this incredibly long lived expensive specialist pet that you can't actually properly handle

:bong emoji:

Further evidence that blow is a dog oval office

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Feb 23, 2015

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Blow posted:


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Enjoy the vacation you racist peice of poo poo

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Bill Posters posted:

Gundam parma

smdh




Simpsons OC like my name is Korgan

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Jestery posted:

More.bred



That's some really lovely bread JMan, and I'm not going to mansplain bread to you off the back of that because I'm not a dog oval office.

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Feb 23, 2015

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Dont Touch ME posted:

cellie

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Nice try seppo

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Feb 23, 2015

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Lolie posted:

Off to hospital in a couple of hours. I'm sufficiently anxious that if I had alcohol in the house I'd be drinking right now.

Goonspeed, Lolie.

Meanwhille, in AI

Elmnt80 posted:

*snip*

:siren: 2. Using the word oval office will earn you a probation - Once again, not usually an issue as far as posters using it as a slur against women is concerned. It comes in where our Aussie contingent is involved. While I understand the context in which its appropriate for use in Australia, for much of the rest of the world it remains solely a derogatory term for women. Though most of us know who the common Aussie posters are, newcomers to the forum do not and it can be a jarring experience. One of AI's greatest strengths is its wide range of posters and we want to make it a welcoming environment for all new posters. The one exception to this rule will be if we wind up with a thread dedicated to specifically Australian cars/things or project threads where the op is Australian and makes note of it in their op.


There will be a short two week grace period to allow people who need it to adjust themselves to these rules. I'll be leaving the thread open for a bit for feedback and/or discussion. Shitpost at your own risk.

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Feb 23, 2015

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Jestery posted:

He was the secretary to the head of the mocap union too

The mocap balls took a while to get off his little Budo too

small Budoo energy

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starkebn posted:

how do you deal with lantana? just take it out by hand, or do you know of another way of dealing with a place that is absolutely infested with it?

My parents had a couple of acres worth of the poo poo on the propery where I grew up. It is extremely tenacious once it sets in. In order to take it back Dad would

a) Slash it back with a metal blade on the slasher
b) Poison it
c) Burn it off once it had died

There was so much of it, it was basically a losing battle. We'd kill off a couple of dozen square meters and it would come back extremely quickly. poo poo is a loving nightmare when it's established. NSW Weedwise (not as fun as it sounds) has some good info, including methods for various herbicides.

https://weeds.dpi.nsw.gov.au/Weeds/Details/78#:~:text=Cut%20stems%20off%20at%20about,regrows%20vigorously%20from%20untreated%20stems.

e: What a crappy snipe.

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starkebn posted:

Goats, sheep, cattle and deer have all been on the land and none of them will touch the stuff

Lantana is highly toxic.

Laserface posted:

what would goons do?

Plant some Lantana in his house.

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Feb 23, 2015

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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

It's a fiercely erotic place to be so I can't blame you

Here's what I got done today. I reckon I'm still 10cm from the septic line but I'm just widening it a bit while I've got some some light and I'll do the trowel probing trying to find the pipe tomorrow and then I just need a metre of that pipe exposed



If you see a hole
Don't think you're a mole
Walk in the opposite direction and report your detection

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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

That would require me to be dumb enough to forget about the hole and the big red bucket I out over it to protect my dog so yeah give it 24 hours

You should use your sexual wiles to attract Samurai, lure them to the hole and push them in, then steal their armour and sell it for a profit.

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Laserface posted:

i skimmed through the video and it was just you playing overwatch I expected some hole digging.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/654019206

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This counts as a 90's intro because SBS played it in the 90s and I was a kid when I watched it for the first time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-SUoHmpRdM

Otherwise Ship to Shore

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starkebn posted:

The salad is what balances the kebab and makes it the greatest street food. The only times I've tried a HSP I couldn't understand why people wanted just salty meat and chips, then I stupidly tried it a second time to see if the first place just made a bad one, and it was the same.

ok fine but if you get iceburg lettuce and no tabouli you are a garbage person IMO

Re: HSP dislike you were either in too good a mood or not shitfaced/hungover enough. HSP is king when your only outlook is "gently caress this cursed world"

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Outrail posted:

I've had kebabs in over 25 countries and I can say with some conviction that the Australian offerings are pretty decent.

Garlic sauce and hummus with tabouli is the only correct option tho, fight me.

Mixed with Tabouli, tomato (if they look dece) garlic and hot chilli. You, me, carpark NOW

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I used to know a bloke in Sydney who would get lamb or beef, tomato, lettuce, and tomato sauce and I wanted to loving deck him.

We're no longer friends for other reasons, but I only got kebabs with him the one time.


I also remember the first time I walked into a Lebanese kebab shop and naively asked for a Donner Kebab, the old uleh behind the counter went "MATE YOU KISS DONNA YOU loving EAT KEBAB" and that set me straight.

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Humphreys posted:

I found a Kebab shop in Sydney that also makes Kebab Pizzas. Holy poo poo it was tasty and super duper greasy.

There's a combined curry and kebab shop in Cessnock and they will let you get curry on the kebab and I was thinking about tikka masala babs and like holy gently caress was that hole made for me

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Got tattooed today, getting kebabs to celebrate. Extremely blessed day.

Outrail posted:

Noice
Seconding the best kebabs are attached to middle eastern bakeries.

Best kebab I ever had was in a Stuttgart cafe run by a middle eastern guy (Turkish I think?). We order a kebab and the first thing he does is pull out two lumps of dough, roll them out and cook them on the griddle. That was about 13 years ago and it still stands out as some of the best street food I've ever had. Turkey's been on my travel list ever since on the off chance I could maybe have something like that again.


Yup, all the best bab places make their own bread (and tabouli) can confirm

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Infinitum posted:

:argh:

Still waiting on Rona Results, so my appointment has been delay a month :negative:

(What store did you go to)

Saw Daniel for my Benkei today. He's been doing a lot of work at Lighthouse Tattoo in Sydney, when he's in Canberra he works out of Tattoo Power in Mitchell.

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Infinitum posted:

Noice.

I'm queued up with Zeta at Authentink.

I've wanted a Hannya sleeve for a while. Just need to find the right artist.

Noice. Are you across Abby Drielsma? She's in Melbourne, but very much in that wheelhouse

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Wensleydale go gently caress yourself, $18 dollarydoos?!


bee posted:

Dunno if the place still exists but every year after the Big Day Out I'd stop in at this Indian takeaway in Kings Cross for their "Indian kebab" and it was brilliant. Chicken tikka, curried veggies, raita and a drizzle of butter chicken sauce wrapped in a garlic naan. :yum:

Deffo would

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Jestery posted:

All this talk of statues being reconsidered and new better statues being thought about makes me want to see a Russel Coit statue somewhere


Like something like this with snakes and koalas and he's flailing I to a tree

Nsfwish statu


Moar Belco Penis Owls

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

It's easy to identify a Victorian just say 'potato scallop' and they'll correct you immediately.

Or Schooner of beer


How's that Perma treating you?

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Carth Dookie posted:

Welp. If the forum dies in the next 24 hours, it's been nice knowing you all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wwtbQXTugo

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