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Feb 2, 2020 00:02
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I hope I get sick and die for science
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Feb 6, 2020 17:17
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serious norman posted:I hope I get the flu, how can I get infected without flying to China? Get 100 people to sneeze on you at the airport
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serious norman posted:Nah might get something else. I want this specfic flu. Order several things from the Chinese province most likely to have infected workers? Wuhan is it?
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Feb 6, 2020 21:37
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I am immune to Corona virus but susceptible to depression so it balances out
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Feb 21, 2020 21:13
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:What's the mortality rate for severe depression? Severe
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Feb 21, 2020 22:00
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I haven't showered in a week give me the god-damned Corona virus
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Feb 22, 2020 21:42
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:it would be really cool if everyone wore a mask so that we do everything we can possibly think of to keep each other safe. Even if it only reduces risk a little bit, even if 10 years from now people say we were dumb and it didn’t help. At least we tried You think there's going to be people ten years from now?
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Apr 4, 2020 22:08
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Blistex posted:I honestly wonder how big a crowd you would need before the Secret Service just threw their hands up and said, "have at it". And you will keep wondering, because the aforementioned scenario is fantasy bullshit that will never occur because Americans
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Apr 7, 2020 04:04
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Stop shoulder bashing your car doors open
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Apr 21, 2020 21:34
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Apr 21, 2020 21:45
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Wendigee posted:This is the last number I heard as well but particles that small probably are not coming out of breathing.... You would need to put a liquid suspension of the virus in like a nebulizer.... I dunno just trying to stay sane. When was that
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Apr 22, 2020 23:33
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King of Bees posted:This milk talk is riveting and I hope it goes on for fifty more pages imo. Milk it for all it's worth
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Apr 23, 2020 23:52
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bird with big dick posted:If corona made a blood clot in your thigh what would it feel like It seems like you already know
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Apr 24, 2020 04:12
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There Bias Two posted:He's a narcissist who appears to have some additional brain damage through dementia or some other means. Terminally American
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Apr 24, 2020 04:42
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Apr 24, 2020 05:06
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OMFG FURRY posted:gonna guess they have a pretty high ratio of airsoft guns I don't think so. Those all look real to me, and they all look like they have at least basic training. I can't believe they were standing in broad daylight unopposed by even the police, nevermind the military.
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Apr 24, 2020 05:13
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Dixville posted:Oh poo poo i forgot about cookout. Superior southern fast food much better than krystal I think Cookout loving rocks
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Apr 26, 2020 04:21
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big trivia FAIL posted:krystals sucks but the Krystal chiks rule and if your'e a drunk college student at 230AM, the chili cheese fries will hit the spot. I have a voice, ingrained in my mind from 20 years ago after my friend ordered krystals with the chili cheese on them, the drive thru lady saying "you...you want chili...on your burger????" Krystal chiks are dope but not if the place you order from starts replacing the chicken paddies with 2 chicken nuggets. Motherfuckers
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Charliegrs posted:Marvel movies are basically just CGI bukkake I don't understand how anyone likes them For the same reason people like regular bukkake
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Also just want to note that the Klansman wasn't even proudly demonstrating his poo poo belief but going about it in the most beta, cowardly, failson fashion possible. I want to give him a loving wedgie
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May 4, 2020 22:32
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I have heard so many disgusting people open mouth cough today
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May 10, 2020 03:02
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ilmucche posted:Howndo you cough without opening your mouth? With your hands at your sides and your eyes slightly dilated like a moron
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May 10, 2020 15:25
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Bronze Fonz posted:Someone did the math and 17 times faster than current missiles would mean Washington to Moscow in 2 seconds... ie. the president is an idiot. Do we really have missiles that would reach Moscow in 34 seconds
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May 16, 2020 19:01
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Big Beef City posted:I figured that out after looking it up, 'foursome' is the english word. Having a onesome rn
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May 17, 2020 17:13
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Earwicker posted:yeah it's a dumb assumption to make, but at the same time cancelling rents and mortgages and providing universal income and free healthcare as well as other forms of economic aid and debt elimination would help people in the long run a lot more than reopening and sending everyone back to work and then crashing the healthcare system with a second wave. Has this ever been on the table at all? Asking seriously.
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May 17, 2020 23:54
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Earwicker posted:not yet it isn't, but it's far closer than it has ever been at any point in my lifetime. there are, at least, moratoriums on eviction in some places which is a step in the right direction. a presidential candidate has publically endorsed the idea of rent and mortgage forgiveness which, again, doesn't mean it's realistically "on the table" (biden would have to win and then keep his word, both currently unlikely) but it's a sign that we are far closer than we have been before and that it could be put on the table through continued pressure. i also think it may happen on a local level in some areas even if not on state/federal levels Oh well then I agree, rent and mortgage forgiveness as well as universal healthcare and such would of course be better than flooding hospitals. But that's the opposite of FYGM, and thus not ever going to happen. It'd be nice though.
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May 18, 2020 00:04
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Earwicker posted:there are all kinds of things happening these days that people have said were "not ever going to happen". both bad and good things. Oh agreed. I never thought I'd get 1200$ from the US gov and, even though I'm living in dire poverty, have yet to spend a single penny because I just don't trust said US gov and it's handouts. I should probably bet all of it on whatever odds I can get that Trump will be reelected.
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May 18, 2020 00:10
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Spinz posted:Smh Thanks.
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May 18, 2020 00:45
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Riots are coming soon tm
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May 18, 2020 00:52
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VikingSkull posted:gently caress riots I'm waiting for breathless neoliberal ranting on how America must intervene in a brown person civil war brought about by food insecurity I'm sure that you can find that kind of thing already though? Do you mean localized or what
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May 18, 2020 01:01
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Beachcomber posted:Lost my sense of taste and smell briefly this morning, but I think I just had some gunk in the wrong place. It's not too late for you
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May 22, 2020 03:45
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bird with big dick posted:What I want to see is a bald lady with a mustache and a big penis Turn off your monitor
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May 22, 2020 19:39
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cash crab posted:hey, bud this sucks. i'm sorry this is happening to you. Cock and ball torture? How is that relevant
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May 25, 2020 16:37
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Sorry about your embezzlement Canada. Doesn't the cold kill Cov19?
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Yes as a resident of FL whose parent works in Healthcare I am kinda loving pissed about this stupid bullshit I have read today but what can I do besides stay inside and tell my Mom to quit her job is she thinks that's necessary? Seriously. Just do what the loving science is telling us to do
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