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lmao in 2 months when retirement communities are being ravaged we can look back on this and laugh and laugh and laugh
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Mar 5, 2020 21:08
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If you don't count the calories you've eaten, you can argue that there's no record of you eating anything and your diet is hugely successful, in fact you're starving yourself Infection rates work the same way
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Mar 6, 2020 20:47
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Floor is lava posted:tlump is literally doing it right this second 4% mortality rate? NBD!
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Mar 9, 2020 15:55
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Where is this so I can give them my full support when they're back?
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Mar 9, 2020 18:44
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Mar 10, 2020 19:14
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They found a solution cheaper than policing
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Mar 10, 2020 19:46
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tenderjerk posted:This novel sux Wait til you get to the end!!
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Mar 10, 2020 20:50
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Use a loving bidet like an adult goddamn Can't believe this entire demon cracker nation dry wipes
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Mar 11, 2020 00:22
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slopJoe 2020330 posted:they canceled E3!? Once again Nintendo was always ahead of the curve
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Nodelphi posted:Honest question: What do you dry your rear end with after using a bidet if not toilet paper? I usually use a single sheet of toilet paper, folded over My Toto has a dryer function but it'd take a couple minutes
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I just want to go to the store to get some drat tomato sauce. I'm seriously considering just going past midnight to avoid the hassle
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Mar 12, 2020 20:33
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Don't discount a heart attack. Remember that Trump's hair has been falling out and he's panicking a lot. Biden looks to be his main opponent, the stock market is tanking, and getting thrown out of office after one term and into the gaping maw of the legal system that certainly wants a piece of him will very likely destroy him. lmao his hair has been falling out for 40 loving years and his life is a nonstop series of narcissistic blow-ups Probably just had a touch of angried up blood
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Mar 13, 2020 18:30
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Vim Fuego posted:hahahahahahahahaha nah it's him trying to get reelected by essentially buying votes
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2DCAT posted:Just got this update from opm.... My old man was telling me that basically everyone that isn't an agency head was livid this past week that they weren't getting any guidance The admin absolutely BUNGLED any kind of competent, coherent response and most federal workers are pissed as hell
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I can't believe the dems are letting the republicans outmaneuver them on public aid They are the goddamned worst
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Mar 17, 2020 18:49
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The system works! The patronage system, that is
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Mar 20, 2020 16:07
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I hope the masque of the red death was a prophecy
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Mar 20, 2020 19:48
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lmao holy poo poo the president is giving unproven medical advice Definitely, definitely sure that he holds no investments in any manufacturers of those drugs
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Mar 21, 2020 15:32
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shovelbum posted:Lol the fact that Putin managed to just like almost casually contain the virus is humiliating I mean any numbers coming out of Russia are suspect as hell
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Mar 21, 2020 15:55
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Can't wait for our infection rate to blow past every other nation's next week Despite the fact that we were hella slow at testing, so we're only getting a fraction of actual caseload
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tacodaemon posted:of course trump thinks it makes sense to wait for a crisis before ramping up ventilator production, since he doesnt understand the concept of lead time This is real estate 101 If even one investor is interested in a project, you tell all your other investors that the project is all but complete
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Mar 23, 2020 16:10
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TMMadman posted:lmao It's more strategic than it appears. This posturing is so he can blame the liberal governors when people start dying/getting evicted/need more aid.
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Mar 24, 2020 15:40
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Reality is stupider than I could have possibly imagined
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Mar 24, 2020 20:47
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Rah! posted:ellen degeneres wishes she hadn't taken efforts to save her employees lives lol Ellen is famously a very mean person
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Mar 24, 2020 23:15
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New goal is to cook and eat all of these under quarantine Too bad my grocery is sold outta hot dogs 
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I'm gonna break open the good scotch when rush bites it
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SorePotato posted:is it better to let your landlord know you cant pay rent or do you just close your eyes and pretend rent isnt real Tell him you have a leaky faucet and you won't see him ever again
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Gettin' real sick of these mouth-eye edits
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No fuckin way No fuckin way even in America this is real
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Filthy Hans posted:I had a nervous breakdown after losing my job last year and ended up in five-figure debt and had to move home with the folks. I was finally starting to earnestly search for a new job and the roni hit. I had trained and got certified as an apprentice electrician and then worked industrial maintenance at a pharma-supplying rubber factory. I was hoping to get an apprentice position and put in my 3 years to get a journeyman card and then I'd be able to basically get work anywhere I want. Now I can't do any work like that because my parents are 77 and my mom has the beetus so if I bring it home she'll likely die. So the only work I can possibly do is online and I'm competing there with literally millions of people who have the necessary skills and experience that I don't have. I have no options for moving out because none of my friends or relatives have space for me. I've resigned myself to another 6-18 months of stagnation. People still need poo poo fixed in a pandemic. Keep looking for apprentice positions in your area.
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Flavius Aetass posted:just gave $4.20 Ditto
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