[COVID-19 April] I've licked things I might not ordinarily have licked

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
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Cowpocalypse posted:

My sister-in-law RN works in a rural Missouri hospital and she's been venting a lot to me lately because "the situation is way worse than people here think".

It's a smaller hospital, their supplies are already dwindling, few can get proper PPE, ICU space is already strained, and now they've started to see cases of community spread COVID. She says there's pressure from the hospital to not talk about shortages. They have 10 ICU beds and aren't doing anything to create more space. The hospital staff is delusional, they think COVID is only a risk to big cities.

So yeah, I think the midwest is a public health powder keg at the moment.

Yeah any time I've brought up the severity at work here in TN I usually get met with "well our demographics are better and we will be fine because there's less people" despite the state refusing Medicare expansion and shutting down like 10 rural hospitals in as many years.

:votegop:

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Mayor Dave posted:

So our warehouse has been shipping for the last two weeks because the CEO decided that we qualified as essential (we definitely aren't) and today I found out that most of our senior management believe it's either a hoax or a Chinese bioweapon

Lol yeah I love that it's up to the businesses to claim they're essential. I work in the steel industry and we definitely aren't building hospitals or anything that could be remotely considered "essential" during this crisis but our office just handed out little laminated cards to everyone with our names on them claiming that we are deemed essential and can ignore any future quarantines.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 21:51

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Agean90 posted:

It's honestly fascinating. I know it takes more that one plague to kill an empire, but America is really loving stupid so who knows

Capitalism and Nationalism are the other plagues

# ¿ Apr 2, 2020 22:51

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mod sassinator posted:

i don't care i'll tap all my mountains and my shivan dragon will properly gently caress up your space godzilla, death corona

If player controls no untapped lands at the end of their turn they must lick the nearest public doorknob.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 00:25

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Crusader posted:

jesus christ

He has no power here, hail Satan.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 15:10

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Mr. Lobe posted:

christ, my blood pressure could not take more than 20 seconds of looking at the responses. didn't realize how much chuds worshipped the chain of command.

Chuds are Nazis. They'd gas liberals to death if Trump told them to.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 17:07

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Quetzadilla posted:

Landlord can still hire pinkertons to kick you out and mulch your stuff which is "super illegal" but again the courts are closed so good luck suing them meanwhile you're out on the street during a pandemic so you have to be REALLY sure of your options if you want to play chicken that way.

Spend the trumpbux check on a gun and the pinkertons/landlords will leave you alone.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 20:28

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CODChimera posted:

US numbers are skyrocketing and no other country is close to them

No other country has our disastrous for-profit only healthcare system.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 21:02

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Dustcat posted:

now there's a kickstarter idea

Juicero but for coffee

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 22:17

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triple sulk posted:

holy lol there's so many people out

there's no hope for containing this

Lol yeah TN Governor mandated stay at home today and the traffic didn't change at all. "Guys this is super serious, only essential jobs are open" *looks at list of essential jobs which is basically a description of every job in the state* cool

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 22:21

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Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/People4Bernie/status/1246171265032953856

ah there goes president cuomo

How are these yachts not burning already?

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 22:29

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Admiral Ray posted:

Who is Karen

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 16:31

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moist turtleneck posted:

How long until people run out of money and start storming rich neighborhoods and part them out

America is too loving dumb to do that unfortunately

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 16:48

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Heartcatch posted:

Big beautiful virus. I'm honestly surprised that we didn't have a bingo ten minutes in.

I'm fond of Ducky. Please support Taiwan.

https://www.duckychannel.com.tw/en/Keyboards

mechanicalkeyboards.com has a lot of them in stock too, based in TN so fast shipping to most US

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 00:19

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MadJackal posted:

Every last patient leaving my hospital in a body bag was on Plaquenil. All of them.

It doesn’t loving work you daft cunts.

Good, anyone dumb enough to listen to trump for medical advice can't be saved.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 14:54

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gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1246926478870224897

Yes cut capital gains, that will help

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 16:02

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twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1248639691173306368?s=20

Just the flu bro

# ¿ Apr 10, 2020 17:04

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Over Easy posted:

If god doesn't exist then who made this virus?

Nature finds a way

# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 03:42

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Bert Roberge posted:

https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1249676952295944193

I for one welcome fox news trying it's hardest to get idiot conservatives to die of covid 19.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 14:02

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1250477451307823106
Pretty cool to see the exact thing that's going to destroy Middle America.

Hail Satan.

Spread the virus to all the Chuds.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 19:30

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
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Middle America culture warring themselves to death is :discourse:

# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 19:33

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I feel bad for anyone who lives in state with republican governor because they are going to rush to open their states before May 1st

Lol as if any of them actually closed in the first place. Chuds are stupid as poo poo and the essential businesses are determined by what the chud owners think.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 23:18

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TheMightyBoops posted:

The black label Valentina bottle not in the picture is legit the best hot sauce.

Best vinegar based widely available sauce by far.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 18:55

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
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So when do all these companies get sued out of existence for people dying from covid while working in a vague and non-essential "essential" business?

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 20:37

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MysteriousStranger posted:

they don't the relief package has clause in it that they can't, even if it didn't after GWB and Trump stacked all the courts nothing would come of it. Due to those two presidencies we are all effectively hosed with pro business chud decisions for the next 50 years so it doesn't matter what happens business wins.

So, mob justice. Got it.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 20:41

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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

there's not going to be any justice of any legal or illegal variety

Not with that attitude anyway.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 20:46

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facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/JYSexton/status/1250764519309291520

e: I'm not sure who this person is but, lmao

*Idiocracy secretary of education looking down the barrel of a shotgun gif*

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 21:13

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Bedshaped posted:

Special bipartisan legislation will be fast-tracked to make lawsuits for coronavirus illegal, they will justify it with calls for "unity" and "moving on from covid" and "healing"

America

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 22:06

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Over Easy posted:

If any US adversary attacked the US right now in any capacity, they would win

Ehhhh.... Trump would definitely nuke them in retaliation

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 22:34

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SKULL.GIF posted:

We live in a demonic hell country

And not the good kind

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 01:27

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TeenageArchipelago posted:

Oh poo poo I got one of those too it's just a memo that got printed out though. It's double sided, it's so cool

They laminated mine lol definitely official

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 01:29

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Spergin Morlock posted:

they aren't bongs. they're WATER PIPES. we'll have to ask you to leave the store if you keep using the wrong term

*Rips a 3 foot water pipe full of tobacco and dies*

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:31

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

These "reopen the economy" protests are going to be CHUD catnip because they're not going to be swarmed by counter-protests for a change and that's gonna tickle them right in the cockles.

https://twitter.com/BadlandsZine/status/1251286218031034368?s=19

It's your Civic duty to drive by and yell "get a job!" at them.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 16:54

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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Are those the RFIDs in the bills exploding?

Also at going to the beach, where the water is literally a soup/petri dish of covid from the nose mucus of swimmers

It's the metallic ribbon that they sandwich between the paper.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2020 15:40

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Charlz Guybon posted:

Isn't Fox going to go buried by an avalanche of lawsuits over this?

In a just society.

So, no.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2020 15:52

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Seatbelts posted:

They bring guns, the Black Panthers knew

America hates a peaceful protest

Cops are complete pussies who only use force against unarmed people.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2020 16:14

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brugroffil posted:

death cult

Pro-life death cult

# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 15:59

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facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/ITVWales/status/1252537585681006593

nature is healing itself

Lol imagine living in a country that shuts down fast food during a communicable disease pandemic. What a bunch of losers

# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 14:00

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

don’t blue states generally like fund the federal government

Yeah and if Dems had any brains whatsoever they'd be using Trump's rulebook to call them all red welfare states and say that they're not going to give them federal funding because they keep taking it without repaying.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 17:39

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
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Lol the county my office is in is now the highest percentage of confirmed cases of covid in TN. Chuds gonna chud.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2020 19:21

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