Post the worst pizza ever in this thread: No Gods, No Mestres

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That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Extra Large Marge posted:

I love Neapolitan pizza. Chocolate, vanilla, and cherry toppings, all on the same pie. It's a great value.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 14:15

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 20:23

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Fish sauce is good

# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 16:30

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Futanari Damacy posted:

I appreciate that it cuts off right when it seems to get really nasty.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 01:28

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

AARD VARKMAN posted:

also thinking about starting a tower of Pisa pose tier list thread since theres so god damned many posts I have to wade through

You know I would order this just to eat the toppings off of it.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 23:21

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I would not because it's stupid expensive and would rather eat the toppings cooked normally in a reasonable human sized portion at much higher quality for much less.

I don't like gimmick food. Like those 1 foot tall hamburgers and poo poo.

I dont either but I'm high and that seafood looks good af right now

# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 23:28

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

I like that the photo looks like it was taken late at night on a lovely phone circa 2005 which was basically the depths of my mid-20's depression and probably would have come across this in the wild.

gently caress man this pizza just looks like depression and seeing this photo reminds me of hating myself.

No one who made or eats this has love in their heart for anything. loving mournful pizza.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 22:11

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

500excf type r posted:

Hi I'll take a medium involuntary celery pizza, extra crunchy

lol

# ¿ Aug 17, 2023 23:36

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Can�t say I�ve ever had a taco pizza that I really like that much so I agree it�s C tier

# ¿ Aug 28, 2023 15:15

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Cartoon Man posted:

I would destroy this but gently caress me the heartburn to follow�

I feel like Tony Montana, looking at that mountain of cocaine.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 21:54

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

emSparkly posted:

Start with a bad idea...

And then actually make it happen

There's a type of culture medium we use in microbiology labs to identify E. coli on and it has an almost exactly identical iridescent sheen like that when its positive. Eating it probably has the same end result.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 23:57

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

ChairmanMauzer posted:

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1697417630129295527

gently caress Dave Portnoy

# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 16:36

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

ChairmanMauzer posted:

He did strike me as an rear end in a top hat.

I don't follow sports so I'd never really heard of him before. I just enjoyed the shouting match about pizza that may or may not be bad.

Hes a garbage tier human and iirc that pizza place successfully adverts on being hated by him

# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 17:07

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Carteret posted:

if that's pesto I'd gently caress that pizza up

# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 21:46

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Von Pluring posted:

I don't think I want to...

Probably for the best, but yeah he's a massive turd in more than a few ways.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 14:20

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Dokapon Findom posted:

Castelvatranos are the best olive with pit. Blue cheese is the best olive filling, the ones with almonds are good though. Sometimes a classic pimento is all you need but I've noticed a marked decline in the quality of basic olives in the last several years

Solid agree on all points

# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 23:50

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Dokapon Findom posted:

Ranch is the superior accompaniment

What

# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 00:03

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Bold Robot posted:

DiGiorno pineapple pickle pizza

�Its not delivery it�s poo poo�

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 00:18

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Dessert pizzas are enough of their own kinda deal I can't be too mad about those I guess. I'd try em. Some of them are probably good.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 20:44

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

ChairmanMauzer posted:

That would make me depressed

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 11:46

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Captain Invictus posted:

this looks weird and/or bad, but it's actually pretty good. very different, when my workplace ordered it I definitely side-eyed it real hard but gave it a shot and liked it enough that I order it occasionally myself.

a "big mac" pizza.

hamburger, onions, pickles, and lettuce.

Yeah that looks bad but in my mind I can see how it might come off pretty good.

e: get the lettuce the gently caress out of there though

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 23:29

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

its all nice on rice posted:

Want the garlic twist tree.

This.

Alternate name

"and a garlic in a twist tree"

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 03:04

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Soul Dentist posted:

lol I hadn't seen this variation

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 03:21

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Cartoon Man posted:

Sewer pizza�s bout to have some competition.

Surgery successful

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 00:49

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

EoinCannon posted:

Metastacizza

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 13:24

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

yeah I mean chicken parm with some pepperoni? would

now can KFC do it well ? doubtful but Id try it once

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 01:11

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Yeah I think I called it a chicken parm when it was 1st posted.

Like yeah... I bet a KFC chicken parm wouldn't suck on its own but they'd prob have it with mac n cheese or some horrible overcooked pasta if they ran with it in that direction.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2024 15:21

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

ChairmanMauzer posted:

gently caress yeah

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 20:49

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

its all nice on rice posted:

Great, someone saw Midsommar recently.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 14:44

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/kIh9NNy.mp4

Awww I was hoping to see how the other guy reacted to it

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 17:43

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

spechtie posted:

If that is verde sauce and on a big tortilla... would.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 14:26

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Data Graham posted:

Yeah I can't fault the construction site pizza for anything significant

Same.

Looks like clever execution� as long as that drum was actually clean.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 12:32

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Nettle Soup posted:

Used to do that when I was a teenager and learning to cook. Tortilla in the cast iron, tomato paste on top, then cheddar and any other toppings.

Servicable, and the tortilla in the cast iron makes a good base, but I can still remember the taste of it.

It's honestly not a terrible quick pizza type of snack. I've made them with some tomato sauce or pesto on a flour tortilla in the cast iron. If you microplane a lil garlic on it and top with parm alongside mozzarella and maybe some salami slices its pretty good.

# ¿ May 2, 2024 15:32

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 20:23

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

bob dobbs is dead posted:

semaglutide vs. not is like 50x the effect size as butter vs margarine. the difference between "ah theres an effect size if you look hard and use these sophisticated tools and ignore some file-drawered stuff" and "no, you don't need statistics, look at the chart"

Doesn't that poo poo cost like multiple thousands of dollars a year tho?

# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:42

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