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i just don’t see why anyone that’s not bluesky would ever want to run a bluesky instance. you’re just paying money to assume risk for bluesky bluesky is a lovely idea and i hope it dies on the vine and jack goes and crawls into some crypto hole and stays there
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my favorite thing about caligula is that his name means little boot, because that’s what soldiers called him when he paraded around in miniature armor as a child
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Farty Crabcakes posted:Well his name was Gaius Julius Cæsar Augustus Germanicus (Augustus coming after ascension). Even given the frequently insulting nature of Roman cognomens (Cæsar is among other things thought to be mocking the family tendency towards baldness, Cicero means chickpea, Brutus means "stupid-looking", Pulcher "pretty boy", etc) Caligula fuckin hated it and its usage in histories is another posthumous "gently caress you" diss culture run amok!
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catallus really had a way with words  my partner and i have been (slowly) teaching ourselves latin, but reading this is well beyond my grasp, so i had look it up, and funnily enough, she already had it open in a browser tab by total coincidence also fun: out of curiosity i wanted to see what google translate would make of it and it translates the opening line as “I will follow you and I will visit you” lmao
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ultrafilter posted:Google Translate doesn't work with Latin. Like yes, they offer it as an option, but the output is so bad that it's really only good for getting an idea of what the text doesn't say. yeah, it’s not even useful for translating individual words, i use it for lols exclusively
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minato posted:That's modern history compared to the mouse with the RS-232 connector: i’m the wed pages
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bssoil posted:This, but for hockey yeah i’ve always thought hockey could use more soccer balls 
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KoRMaK posted:i was taken by that suggestion but then realized it just devalues the single ball. more balls will paradoxically make it more boring because any single ball is meaningless what if the additional balls only count for half a point
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rotor posted:my solution for golf is that as it stands, its all offense and no defense. I propose that when you're first teeing off or whatever for those long shots, the other dudes are along the green with shotguns and can shoot at your ball like it was a clay bird. croquet rules on the green
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Aug 13, 2023 05:27
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instead of playing through the course linearly, each hole our unlocks two other random holes, first to hole out each captures it and the winner is whoever captures the most holes
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Roosevelt posted:the correct answer is A what makes you think the tied up people aren't rapidly moving toward a stationary trolley
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Aug 22, 2023 23:53
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man that was an effective nerd snipe
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Aug 23, 2023 07:50
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today on elderly plutocrats legislating technology...
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Farty Crabcakes posted:Okay but if I stick my dick thru the portal will the trolley suck me off well in that scenario we have to redo all the math because quantum mechanics apply
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Farty Crabcakes posted:oh if you think it's small now just wait till I'm finished way to invent another unsolvable problem 
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Aug 24, 2023 06:32
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Farty Crabcakes posted:ban this sick filth i agree, foldable phones are depraved
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did you just call them a rectangle
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fart simpson should move there he could be the neighborhood mascot, like mickey mouse walking around disneyland
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old brains are good, old bodies are loving terrible
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rjmccall posted:how do the frogs eat and breathe, and other science facts repeat to yourself “it’s just a tweet, i should really just relax”
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rotor posted:l m a o this is how us english sounds to me too tbh
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the gayest hobbit posted:In this country,first you get the mosquitoes, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman lmao
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dpkg chopra posted:when they break the manufacturer blames it on a driver error 
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Oct 19, 2023 00:47
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search the scriptures moron [squints] oh, sorry, moreton
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if you wanna make a cake you gotta crack a few fears
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rotor posted:every microservice returns one html page. lol if any given html page is rendered by just one service
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don’t forget to have a service get some html inside a json payload from another service and merge it into its output
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the result field is actually an array, but it only ever has one item. you know, for future extensibility
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Doom Mathematic posted:You really want to get up to 1000 microservices (1 milliservice). yeah that’s when they start working, like fry having his 100th cup of coffee
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mebibytes is just what i call bytes that may or may not exist
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smh who let my code on a basketball team
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kenny was prescient Kenny Logins posted:matte blech
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$$ ⭐️ • TOP SPENDER • SUBMISSIVE
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can't knock it, this is the most pro-worker thing he'll ever do
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haveblue posted:also why did he use his real name you must be mistaking george santos for a not-idiot
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Nov 17, 2023 03:23
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that's inflation for ya (joke courtesy of mrs undead)
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gently caress i better start training
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good to see we're getting back to the kind of medical advice folks enjoyed in the victorian era ah, coughing blood and fainting, are we? what you need is a nice summer abroad!
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jopants.com posted:Do you ship discreetly?
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the postman hands you your clearly labeled "JO" package with a wink. your neighbors stand on their porches, stealing glances at you and snickering. you're the jackoff man now
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