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*walks in* The Texans loving suck and will go 0-17. *walks out*
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 04:54 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 23:52 |
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No one expected the Jaguars to be good so this isn't a huge surprise, but holy poo poo the Titans look awful.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2021 19:30 |
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Metapod posted:Your division leader Houston Texans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_4OfD-wmGs&t=95s
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2021 22:35 |
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Davis Mills didn't look good but gently caress it it's a lost season any ways let the rookie play.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 21:13 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:We look a lot better so far. Maybe we can pull something out A+ jynx.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 22:14 |
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The Houston "LOL" Texans are going to be leading the division after two weeks.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 22:53 |
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Edit: Wrong thread, but we all suck so who cares really
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 22:58 |
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how the hell do you leave a dude like 30 yards open
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 23:50 |
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grats tits fans at least one team is good in this shithole of a division
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 00:53 |
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Davis Mills loving sucks.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 04:10 |
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Who has a bigger neck Mike Glennon or Davis Mills?
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 05:49 |
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Mega64 posted:It helps when you actually have your first and second round picks when your team sucks. Yeah it's why the Texans tank is going to be 3+ years instead of the expected 1-2 years. We just had nothing to start with.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 19:46 |
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*whispers softly* trap game
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 20:40 |
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oh my god the titans actually lost to the jets
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 21:50 |
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That is easily the worst loss of the year in the NFL.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 21:51 |
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Bismack Billabongo posted:Because you haven’t watched the jets play this year. We good This take isn't just ice cold. It's subzero.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 21:51 |
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Probably Magic posted:Buddy, your team couldn't even score today. Dude every Texans fan expected 0-17 we're already playing with house money lol. Your team is a Super Bowl contender and couldn't even beat the New York "LOL" Jets.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 21:55 |
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I mean yeah you Titans fans just gotta take the L on this one. The rest of the NFL's gonna laugh at you for losing to a team that hasn't even lead a game prior to today.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 21:56 |
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fast cars loose anus posted:The Texans lost by 40 and I still got to laugh at two of my three division mates this week. Tank life ain't so bad. Hell yeah fellow tank life buddy! We don't have to worry about Sundays at all and can watch the rest of the division sink to our level!
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 21:59 |
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All we have is each other.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 22:10 |
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Tony Khan's great though.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 17:16 |
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Hell yeah Texans didn't look terrible and still lost to get a better pick. Fantastic day overall. Just need the Astros to finish the sweep!
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 20:50 |
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I usually love winning but there's no way I'm going to support the Texans in their current state.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 21:59 |
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I don't have a problem with Culley at all and think he's doing a...OK job considering the circumstances. He'll probably be back next year and I'm fine with that. My issues with the Texans are about two notches above him.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 22:02 |
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lobster shirt posted:Yeah they have a first round pick. I can't bring myself to root for a tank though, and also gently caress the Patriots. Nah I get it but the way the offseason went for the Texans just left a real sour taste in my mouth. It seems like everyone involved is just a massive piece of poo poo. I'm giving myself a year of just not caring for the team and hoping they go 0-17 and enjoying Redzone and Primetime games.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 22:31 |
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Oh wow, you're that young PM? Thought you were around back then. Yeah, CJ2K's still the most dominant and dynamic runner I've seen except for...maybe Jamaal Charles. Derrick Henry's fantastic, don't get me wrong, but Chris Johnson was so incredibly fast and agile. I always respected the hell out of him and was terrified of him whenever the Texans played the Titans.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 22:54 |
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He probably needs 2-3 more years of his current pace but yeah he's the best RB of his era and that's usually a lock to make the Hall of Fame. Who is even on his level right now - Zeke? Chubb? Kamara? I'd still take DH over any of them.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 22:57 |
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Well Titans fans the other 3 teams in the division are absolute garbage and are likely 3 of the 5 worst teams in the NFL. We're relying on you to represent us this year.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 22:59 |
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My hot take is Derrick Henry should have won the 2020 NFL MVP.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 23:08 |
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Man he even tweets like a boomer.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 00:44 |
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Congrats Jags fans!
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 18:04 |
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It is way too loving soon to call TL a bust especially since his stock is on the upswing.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 20:23 |
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Yo Titans there is something in the NFL called a "cornerback" you may want to actually use one or two!
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2021 03:40 |
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Happy for ya Tits fans - you're making the rest of the AFC South proud.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2021 06:14 |
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Probably Magic posted:We... probably lose to the Chiefs? This Titans team is weird, this Chiefs team is kinda falling apart but also is still the Chiefs. Friend you've never been more wrong in your life and I feel like you're OK with that!
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 19:23 |
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At least the Texans are doing tanking properly. Top 3 pick here we come!
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 21:19 |
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We definitely know Mills isn't the guy so screw it let him get the reps while we lose 52-3 every game.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 01:15 |
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Derrick Henry isn't even the best running back in his division.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 05:14 |
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Imagine if the Khans cared half as much about AEW as they cared about the JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS BAYBAY
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 22:21 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 23:52 |
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I want NFL draft positioning of course. The Texans aren't doing anything this year (or next). But gently caress me, this win feels freaking amazing.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2021 22:09 |