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only thing i'd change is having respirator crew hit delta with the last ball labeled "max titer's 5th booster shot"
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Aug 17, 2021 23:38
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WaryWarren posted:"Child Behavior Expert and Coach" lmbo i guess acting like a child would make one an expert on their behavior
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Aug 19, 2021 18:15
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quote:It’s like ‘Lord of the Rings’ or ‘Troy’: one army usually kicks the other’s rear end. If you’re vaccinated, your immune system is ready, it’s better equipped, and it usually kicks the virus’s rear end. literally the only battle i remember from lord of the rings is the one where the more ready and better equipped army is winning bigly then gets beat by a last minute reversal
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Aug 22, 2021 16:16
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"it's like lord of the rings in here" i say as i slip into brunch, alerting every coronavirus in the area to my exact location
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Aug 22, 2021 16:17
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text editor posted:real branding fuckup here, not calling it spikevax and distributing it in those clear vials vs something more akin to a monster energy can monster energy branding is so 2000s, nowadays the key to medicinal branding is to put a picture of a happy, healthy horse on the side of the tube
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Aug 23, 2021 15:19
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/HeikoBenjamin/status/1428964986601328642?s=20 it's literally "better things aren't possible"
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Aug 24, 2021 02:18
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Animal-Mother posted:Ivermectin just sounds like a word that would get stuck in boomer brains. be sure to drink your ivermectin
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Aug 25, 2021 18:55
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rich appley ivermectin
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Aug 25, 2021 18:55
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ivermectin... what's the deal with ivermectin? the tube it comes in has a horse on it the aisle you buy it in has horse supplies in it they should call it "horse-mectin"
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Aug 25, 2021 18:56
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Beef Stew posted:Lol my friend was arguing with his girlfriend about getting the vaccine and eventually this was also her argument when she could no longer bullshit about it killing or sterilizing you. "Everyone has to die eventually, so what's the point? " Just loving crazy, suicidal poo poo and you can't even begin to reason with it. Condolences. It's loving maddening. ask her if she thinks we should prosecute murderers
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Aug 26, 2021 18:02
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seriously wondering if any of you have actually tried saying the magic words "open biden" out loud, i have and not only have i not contracted covid, but also listen fat, if you don't like it, i'm gonna go eat some ice cream now
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Aug 26, 2021 18:24
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no! not the rockettes!
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Aug 27, 2021 19:14
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stump collector posted:Alright I got boosted up at Walmart. The guy at cvs gave me poo poo when i go in for my bimonthly booster, i put 5 vaccine passports down on the counter and every time i catch the pharmacy tech checking his phone, or talking to a coworker, or otherwise not injecting me with mrna, i remove one from the counter
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Aug 27, 2021 20:45
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i'm worried about getting caught lying about being immunocompromised for 3rd booster, so i'm just gonna hold off until they open it up to kids under 12, then show up in a propeller hat with a comically oversized lollipop
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Aug 28, 2021 21:33
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:It kicks rear end that this guy was right once about something a long time ago and he’s got a lifetime pass to go on television and Twitter and be an expert about absolutely everything and anything. being right once puts him in the top percentile of experts in the media
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Aug 30, 2021 15:25
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media experts aren't experts at being right, they're experts in having an Opinion
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Aug 30, 2021 15:26
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Atrocious Joe posted:First day of school in Chicago. Not enough bus drivers for all the routes. they should contact the pizza delivery drivers too
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Aug 30, 2021 18:20
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/cassiechicago/status/1432330494188957698?s=19 i was thinking more curb your enthusiasm theme song, that kid has powerful larry david energy
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Aug 30, 2021 18:23
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1432387647155195910?s=20 looking at america and jelly of the red maps and green number
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Aug 31, 2021 04:02
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Oh my god lmao look if you cant cope with the normality of a 9/11 worth of people dying every day in perpetuity, no offense, but maybe you could use some therapy
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Aug 31, 2021 15:42
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gotta say i'm not a fan of these new open floor plan urinals
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Aug 31, 2021 20:22
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Rubby posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFT6P2HJUJI a real win-win for businesses would be to offer complementary brazilian snake bites to any non-vaccinated/non-mask customer
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Aug 31, 2021 20:48
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replacing all the hand sanitizer pumps with lil snakes 
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Aug 31, 2021 20:55
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Lastgirl posted:matty hittin the sauce and all crack pinged out oh no they got this all wrong *grabs sharpie and adds "dead" to the title*
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Sep 1, 2021 01:02
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Goobish posted:Love how everyone's last resort now is mental health. Good luck fixing this with therapy lol. Dumbass will learn! drake yes: mental health drake no: all other forms of health
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Sep 1, 2021 01:41
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why does it report his height? is "the pocket report" just updates on lil celebs under 5'10"?
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Sep 2, 2021 14:25
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leeb like ron d
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Sep 2, 2021 23:06
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Risutora posted:when the paste hits i think she can be excused for sipping on the paste since it does come with her picture on the tube
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Sep 20, 2021 21:02
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cr0y posted:Anyone doing Pfizer #4? another jab of pfizer in my arm a little bit of horse paste does no harm a shot of regenernon's mighty fine chase it with hydroxycholorquine j&j and moderna join the fun can't wait til my p-hundred finally comes
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Sep 20, 2021 22:17
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it's insane that like 99% of people can't put on a mask without being pissed off about it. it's like, you wear shoes and pants every single day how loving difficult is just adding a mask, but no, lib and chud alike, everyone is loving raring to take that mask off
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Sep 21, 2021 00:25
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Stereotype posted:i have worn a mask in public every day for 18 months, since March 2020. They aren't that bad. It also encourages you to not have bad breath, which is good. it also makes it so it doesn't matter if you have food in your teeth, which is good too
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Sep 21, 2021 00:27
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Stereotype posted:it's a really good analogy. i don't think most people realize how much they write off as magic and don't understand. there's all these people questioning the science about the vaccine, complaining that they don't understand it, and doing so on a phone that they understand literally nothing about. people don't know how cars work, or how planes stay in the air, or how a refrigerator makes things cold, or how anything with electricity functions. everything is just magic to them, it works because it does, there are no underlying unseen mechanisms to understand, just the reality that they can physically manipulate. if everything else is magic, then maybe the magic will also extend to things like covid. when i was little i used to get severe existential panic attacks and the only thing that calmed me down was late night talk shows, because i figured, even though i lacked the ability to comprehend what existence even is, certainly the funny talk show host and his funny guest must have things figured out a bit, so some day i will too well, i was wrong
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Sep 21, 2021 05:27
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guess covid is over
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Sep 21, 2021 05:42
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ram dass in hell posted:same but only conan mostly letterman for me but conan owned too
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Sep 21, 2021 05:43
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poll plane variant posted:Is there anything I can put in my nose that will make me pop hot for covid on a pcr have you tried: the coronavirus?
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Sep 21, 2021 15:59
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nomad2020 posted:What common sense policy looks like. how many of those dogs wiggled out of their owners hands and plummeted to their death?
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Sep 22, 2021 16:38
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actionjackson posted:just curious what can they actually do that wouldn't be struck down by the SC the SC can't reverse the effects of deploying an anthropomorphic rabbit with a giant handsaw to remove florida from the mainland
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Sep 22, 2021 17:32
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we could shut down schools and businesses to battle covid, but we just lack the tools to do so, thanks joe!
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Lastgirl posted:we have to protect our economy from terrorists, which is why i bomb small children, and we also have to protect our economy from lockdowns the terrorists are everywhere, and they're shooting kids on sight, which is why we're doing everything we can to save lives by giving vests and helmets to the kids before sending them into the terrorist occupied warzones
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Sep 23, 2021 14:57
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which is why i open bidened all these children ontop of the mass indigenous graves my american schools were built on