Mx. posted:

AITA FOR TELLING MY MOM MY SISTER WAS SECRETLY MOVING OUT?

teen witch posted:

it came from r/legaladvice

Bf bought me 6k in crypto but won’t give it to me...

Halloween Jack posted:

I told him what he should or shouldn’t say, how to talk, how to address any of my dad’s concerns etc. At no point did he ever show any enthusiasm so that was a bad sign.

Halloween Jack posted:

AITA for yelling at my husbands ex girlfriend

Give me your family.

Barudak posted:

I can't read it. I feel like a computer trying to read text with a line through it, I'm not able to make it happen, the shapes should lead to words but they don't

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

A quick lol

quote:

Should I just meet other guys and not tell him about it or just tell him that I will be doing it whether he likes it or not since he has made himself unavailable?

Nooner posted:

who let the cuck in, lol

Chloe Jessica posted:

Hugh was paraplegic and he hauled himself out of his wheelchair to get under the truck

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for being upset that my sister started a fight with mom on my birthday?

quote:

My mom is pretty stubborn person but that doesn't mean she has to be cut off.

caterpillaropera posted:

AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts?

I badly needed this palate cleanser, especially since I have a Jorts in my own house.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

AITA For telling my son that he is the reason me and his mother are getting divorced?

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for not inviting my brother-in-law to my siblings dinner?

Funktastic posted:

AITA for not letting my bf cook in my kitchen since he always throws away the food he makes?

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

Join our polycule

Chloe Jessica posted:

i was trying to track that one down because i wanted to see how OP was responding to comments. didn't find it, but did find this:

Situationship

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for posting a video of my husband dancing?

Hughlander posted:

Oh hey stupid derails you say?

AITA Told my wife I’d rather be glued to my phone over being glued to her

op posted:

Alright, so I know this may sound dramatic

Halloween Jack posted:

I put the bird's-eye chilis in my pho. The tiniest drop of broth splattered in my eye and it was all over

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for saying my dad doesn’t need to apologize for almost ruining our wedding?

Mx. posted:

I gave my partner three vibrators – now she is addicted to them and I feel redundant

Seth Pecksniff posted:

you should have seen it coming. Her knees were weak and her palms were sweaty, and there was vomit on her sweater already

Foo Diddley posted:

how the gently caress do you spoil batman, it's been creatively bankrupt for the better part of a century

he mopes about his dead parents then goes and beats up a clown. there, you never have to watch another batmovie again

Captain Hygiene posted:

My dad was clearly in terrible pain, which sucked, so I had a few beers

teen witch posted:

AITA for moving out after finding my dad’s detailed lists describing my every move?

ScienceSeagull posted:

Just whatever you do, don't make a fractal parrot NFT:


Not sure I like this retelling of "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly."

Captain Hygiene posted:

*steps into bar* I need your house, your kids, and your motorcycle

quote:

My boyfriend didn’t like onions when we got together, but I put onions in everything, and I wasn’t giving them up. I gently introduced him to onion dishes, with onions diced up very small, or cooked just the right amount so as to be soft but not burnt. I taught him about different colored onions, onion powder, little green onions, scallions. Three years later, lots of work on my part, he finally accepts onions.

He dumped me two weeks ago.

Keep the onions. Toss the guy.

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for eating a handful of peanut m&ms before bed each night even though my husband has misophonia?

Blastedhellscape posted:

I think OP was using the term "steak and potatoes man" as a metaphor, and her son was on more of a chicken-nuggets-and-literally-nothing-else diet.

Sisal Two-Step posted:

AITA for switching food with my wife at a wedding?

haveblue posted:

You don't even have to piss, just come out in a swimsuit and do a cannonball

Hughlander posted:

AITA for getting upset with my best friend's son for giving my son cake?


You must punish the birthday boy! For the crime of... <checks notes> Sharing his birthday cake!

Invisible Clergy posted:

AITA for saying my partner is abandoning our family by going away for the weekend?

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for gifting my mom and her husband a book on cheating for their anniversary?

Vim Fuego posted:

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for "imposing my culture" even though I thought I was just being nice?