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You Are A Elf posted:$44 billion in cash. Think of all the good that could have been used on fighting homelessness and poverty, funding schools and hospitals, providing food for the masses, and making the world a better place in general. Someone else can probably explain in depth but I think it's barely any cash and largely based on leveraging Tesla stock(?)
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Flowers for QAnon posted:It’s most likely Funded by an SBL. Think HELOC but for your securities equity instead of your home. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... yeah
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Apr 25, 2022 20:29
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idea: make people bid on their own usernames
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Apr 25, 2022 20:37
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KitConstantine posted:So who's coming back first Alex Jones or Trump? Laura Loomer
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Poohs Packin posted:This thread is getting wayy to close to touching the poop and being actual twitter drama. great thanks
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nexous posted:I didn’t even know twitter had ads because I only ever see twitter through embeds I've kinda been expecting a sudden change in how embeds work, like requiring a click through to see them or something. Who knows if he's even aware of the tweet embedding API though
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress does rj mean? robo jackoff
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Nov 6, 2022 21:35
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I can’t believe the fact check was actually necessary lol
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Nov 7, 2022 16:56
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1589684140286554115?s=46&t=DAl_vZEVPjgmQS6AGz_9Tg hot drat that led me to this 
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Nov 7, 2022 19:44
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lol the paid for checkmarks aren't blue anymore (at least in light mode)
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Nov 11, 2022 19:41
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Bad Purchase posted:i think we need a separate best-of thread to just collect and catalogue screenshots of all these verified companies posting hard truths about their brands you mean like this? https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1591133819918114816?s=20&t=YpzIb1qcF_3AZN-vi1SU8Q
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Nov 11, 2022 19:50
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:No I think we should trust the recruiter whose actively hostile to the idea of recruiting 
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Nov 18, 2022 17:59
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Mathemortician posted:Welp, this whole thing just stopped being funny. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/149589104168939520?t=RLRUaZippoZW15AhwaYdxw&s=19
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Nov 20, 2022 02:42
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kazil posted:tell me you know nothing about trump without saying you know nothing about trump Lol
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Nov 20, 2022 02:48
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what do you think Elon Musk's thoughts are on the McDonald's Filet-o-Fish® Sandwich
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Nov 20, 2022 02:52
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Elon should work for Regal Cinema with that talent in projecting. i think he should work in a sewer
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/zoeschiffer/status/1597582642601283584?s=46&t=OGGTzkKiY7G2HbZC2lsx_g that's how running a website works
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Nov 29, 2022 16:21
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nexous posted:That’s based on a study where they gave rats huge quantities of aspartame and they developed lesions in their brains I'll still keep drinking that garbage
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Earwicker posted:is there any other billionaire/ceo type who is given time as a performer/comedian/etc even though they have no talent or even interest in the art at all? like musk was also invited to host snl for some reason. i dont see the koch brothers or warren buffet or bezos doing that kind of poo poo, at least not in so public a way. like supposedly paul allen from microsoft was actually a great guitarist but i dont remember him trying to join metallica on stage or whatever musk desperately wishes he was liked the way performers are liked, i bet he pushes for that poo poo himself
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Dec 13, 2022 19:09
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goatface posted:Twitter limits people to short sharp statements and so is the easiest source of concise vox pop opinions to throw into your "article". soon to be a nice short 4000 characters
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Shroud posted:A lack of landing strips never stopped any other visitors. wow lol
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Preoptopus posted:Wait wait wait wait. Can we back up for a second? Did the kid behind elonjoet actually post whereabouts of his kids car and was his kid even on the jet? What do the two have to do with eachother. absolutely nothing LOL!
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1604661892840009729 Lol
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drat it sucks to be a high profile woman lol, all this poo poo musk is doing and it turns out it's actually her being stalked by the classic "she's sending me cryptic messages" style of stalker
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BigglesSWE posted:Oh poo poo I just figured out his inevitable “out”. I'm gonna go with "a liberal botnet did it"
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elon was sent to the Past while in flight and he's currently tearing up sheets of paper at an empty airport
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MasterSitsu posted:Babylon Bee editor on poll truther duty https://twitter.com/GaryBowersox/status/1604873379298828288?t=9067aSUi-nSQmhwXY4OD1w&s=19  lol
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ProfessorMarvel posted:If this is a Langoliers reference he's DEFINITELY the guy who went crazy about hallucinating being late to a meeting and his dad hating him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjmJ5VkYG1g
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Convex posted:https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/dec/21/firefox-and-tumblr-join-rush-to-support-mastodon-social-network i'm so used to trump that elon calling something he did a mistake is throwing me for a loop. i just assumed he was incapable of it
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Piss Creep posted:Europe as a whole couldn't sue Musk into poverty
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learnincurve posted:All of Musk's assets are tied up in company shares, he's an absolute genuine miser and hasn't got cash savings or houses so it's actually possible for him to go real bankrupt not fake rich people bankrupt. I had a fresh college grad coworker show me his apartment a year after he moved and he was using cardboard boxes for most of his furniture. dudes dad was a EVP at some fortune 500 and my coworker spent half his day at work watching stocks (he had like $100k invested before starting work somehow  )people with money brain disease loving scare me
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605957811162054656?s=20&t=V8LTs9aTfumtDgkxm2HAkQ Lmfao
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Dec 22, 2022 17:11
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how about a super-promoted tweet which locks the user in to viewing it when scrolled past or clicked on
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Dec 22, 2022 17:26
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Polio Vax Scene posted:im sure keeping track of the # of times every tweet is viewed isn't going to cause any fires on the backend, no sir i think you can already see your own tweets views (?)
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Dec 22, 2022 17:53
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ruddiger posted:All of Elon’s tweets are pushed to the beginning of my feed and I’m not following him, is he force viewing his tweets on everyone? I have him full on blocked and still get them suggested to me lol
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Dec 22, 2022 23:06
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debate me, Federal Bureau of Investigation
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CBD Corndog posted:Oh, I know what will fix the freefalling stock price doesn't even look like it can fit 3
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