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People who YELL LIKE INSANE FUCKS when they sneeze. You are human. You can control yourself.
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Powered Descent posted:When people leave out a necessary "to be" from a sentence, as in: "The car needs washed." I've never encountered this before. Are you from a southern state?
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Jul 5, 2022 21:28
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Worf posted:Cereal with water instead of milk even if they have milk Is this actually a thing some humans do outside of making low effort youtube videos?
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Jul 6, 2022 04:47
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Some people pronounce "picture" as "pitcher" and not even because of a speech impediment
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Jul 6, 2022 23:19
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People who are emotionally moved by K-dramas despite the fact that they all reuse one of the same three lovely storylines
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Jul 8, 2022 01:07
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I've yet to meet a fellow American who uses the term "bollocks" as part of their regular vocabulary but for some reason I know it's going to happen some day and I'm not sure how I'll react
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Jul 8, 2022 04:21
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Imagine doing dirty talk with that pattern. "Oh yeah baby, my clit needs rubbed. My rear end begs ate."
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Jul 8, 2022 06:13
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Yolomon Wayne posted:drinking beer from a can. You really seem to hate the poo poo out of women
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Jul 8, 2022 08:14
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Sheen Sheen posted:Now I’m curious Just tried it. Should have been more specific. Ended up with 7 more dildos in me than I bargained for.
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Jul 8, 2022 20:00
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"Mouth-feel" "Preggers"
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Jul 9, 2022 03:08
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Worf posted:i have a decade+ old mandalorian tattoo What was the same thing that you were both doing? Noticing askew carts?
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Jul 11, 2022 19:36
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pablo gbscobar posted:If I saw this irl I'd probably assume it was some white power poo poo and judge you for it accordingly 192.1488.0.1
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Jul 12, 2022 01:21
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Shithouse Dave posted:Meandering down the highway in the passing lane doing 5 under, not passing anybody. Even better: there's a car in the lane next to them going the exact same speed
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Jul 18, 2022 18:22
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When a coworker DMs me in Slack with "Hi [Devils Affricate]!" and then refuses to say anything else until I say Hi back. Bitch we are working, not making friends. Just loving tell me what you need to tell me.
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Jul 19, 2022 02:04
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Nuts and Gum posted:It’s such a widespread annoyance there is an entire ‘movement’ if you will in the tech industry to not do that poo poo at work Oh my god I'm not alone. Thanks for the link! hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol. cool. never seen that before but i literally don't respond to "hi" or related pleasantries at all on my interoffice teams chat and idgaf. it works, people stopped doing it long ago Yeah at this point I just don't respond. Most people seem to get the picture after waiting for a day or two. There was one very special individual who gave me 4 "Hello!"s in a row spaced 24 hours apart before just giving up forever, though.
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Jul 19, 2022 03:05
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I don't get angry at my mom for just wanting to talk to me, but she absolutely loves to do the whole switcheroo where she texts me something like "we need 2 talk. IMPORTANT FAMILY ISSUES!!" then when I call her up she spends 20 minutes telling me about how her friend Sharon's daughter had a birthday party but the cake was wrong but it was still an okay party and also I should get in touch with Sharon's neighbor's cousin who is about my age and also knows things about computers so we'd probably become best friends. The worst part is that there usually actually is some important bit of information that she needs to tell me, she's just holding it hostage to keep me on the line to tell me about a bunch of people I'll never meet.
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Jul 19, 2022 06:15
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All this time I thought manslamming meant something very different
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Jul 19, 2022 23:34
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Private Cumshoe posted:people who pronounce harassment like it has two Rs I honestly can't tell if you're complaining about the American or British pronunciation. Both pronounce the R only once, though in different ways. Can you describe your grievance with IPA?
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Jul 20, 2022 02:50
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Oldstench posted:People who say "let's go!!!" when they get excited. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKaYp7QjeM
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Jul 20, 2022 04:49
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Private Cumshoe posted:No! So you just hate the traditional British pronunciation of it for some reason?
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Jul 20, 2022 05:30
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Speaking of utensils, people who can't wrap their heads around how to use chopsticks
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Jul 21, 2022 03:51
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Snow Cone Capone posted:People who do the Pittsburgh Left. I'll do this if the jackass in the oncoming lane is sitting there staring at their phone when the light turns green and the people behind them are too timid to honk, but otherwise what the gently caress?
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Jul 22, 2022 04:26
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:Look, if you're focused on making sure you maintain lane when there's a concrete wall to your left or right and traffic all around you, I'm gonna give you a pass if you don't manually flip your signal off, I'm just glad you used it. You just said that people who manually disengage their signal when they don't need it shouldn't be driving. Now you're saying that you'll tolerate people who don't do that. 
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Jul 22, 2022 23:42
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*sees someone leave their turn signal on too long* "Well that's dumb and pointless"  RAGE POLICE, STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE NOW
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Jul 22, 2022 23:54
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I would work for the CHP for free if they let me pull over people cruising in the passing lane just to tell them to knock it off
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Jul 23, 2022 01:39
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:turm singal 
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Jul 23, 2022 01:55
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People who refuse to use self checkout even though they aren't buying anything age-restricted. I have to use the standard checkout lines because I'm buying alcohol, but these motherfuckers are just clogging it up for the hell of it.
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Sep 11, 2022 05:13
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If you think automation is a bad thing, I'd like to know your opinion on the following technologies that also replaced direct human labor: -tractors -looms -calculators -engines -printers/printing presses Did these lead to fewer people being paid? Should they be abolished?
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Sep 12, 2022 00:21
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Snow Cone Capone posted:the funny thing about supermarket self-checkouts is, most of the places around me have realized that they need to keep 2 or 3 people full-time just hanging around them because of how fucky they are, so really what even is the point The machines work fine for the most part, it's just that there are a lot of people who are too dumb to use them, which is also something that I absolutely judge people for
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Sep 12, 2022 03:04
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People whose cars are perpetually full of trash
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Sep 12, 2022 19:08
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Powered Descent posted:When people use the word "anymore" in a sentence that does not contain a negation. I've never encountered a native English speaker who does this. If I heard someone talking like this, I'd assume they have some kind of learning disability.
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Sep 13, 2022 00:10
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humpthewind posted:I feel like you have this backwards. Omitting the "to be" sounds wrong to me. Red Fructidor posted:No, I absolutely agree with you I regret to inform the both of you that your brains don't work
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Sep 13, 2022 01:07
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Extra row of tits posted:Nobody is telling on themselves. I think you're confused
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Sep 14, 2022 01:10
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in The Big Bang Theory invented again? I forget... like Rock Lizard Spock or something, anyway it was sooo funny, Bazinga!”
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Icochet posted:People who are mad about people not using self-checkout registers are the saddest little bitches on this planet Agreed Except the opposite!
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Sep 14, 2022 19:39
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hawowanlawow posted:cutting through parking lot spaces to avoid the speed bumps You're an absolute fool, a clown pretending, fruitlessly, to be a normal member of society, if you ever even think about not doing this
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Sep 15, 2022 06:20
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Quaint Quail Quilt posted:There is a use case for this though, I don't think the person you're replying to was suggesting that "bias" itself isn't a word. Also, watch those apostrophes, cowboy.
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People who move so slowly on the onramp that I have to zip around them. Beep beep, grandpa.
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