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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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I want to get archives but everytime I make a store purchase my bank flags it as suspicious and suspends my card

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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I love doing drugs but I have never been in TCC and quite frankly I would love to see it struck from the surface of this earth

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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if I was that bad at wiping my rear end I would simply wear black underwear, like I do now.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Why would I kill the colonizer that lives in my head when I could simply kill myself, a colonist?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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pentyne posted:

I just wrapped my head around the goon wanting to roleplay as an SS officer who gets off on calling people out for preserving genocides in the name of time travel safety.

Isn't one of, if not the most common use of that idea, time travel to 'fix' things, is always that no matter how much you try to fix it, something worse happens? Like it must be the core conceit of the entire premise. You don't need an active genocide participator to smugly mention how many purges and mass murders they keep from being eliminated because of their job.

The argument would be that the conceit that the timeline is like that is a literary representation of an embedded status quo that can and should be changed. Still an insanely lol cspam move to address that by role-playing as an ss officer

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Sorry if it doesn't have potato in it it's not a stew

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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I know being intentionally hyperbolic is annoying I just want non Americans to have a derail topic of our own

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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wow huge slam on 16 bit buttheads dick out of nowhere tbh

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Arrhythmia posted:

Walrus guy had nothing on otter guy.

Wasnt otter guy an avshalom gimmick or am i just goon telephoning it?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Someone with an actual clue make an avshalom megapost pls, s-tier goon weirdo imo.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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I assumed this was the original music video that was basically a home sex video sped up to 16x but this is probably better and I at least got the song right

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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The cspam in my head is perterbed by how much disposable income the dumbest motherfuckers on this site apparently have to throw away from their hosed up job where they answer emails or whatever middle class wankers do for work

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Homeless Friend posted:

lol if this piddly 3k a month has disturbed your mind you have been missing out big league on most of the forums. Looking directly into YOSPOS would destroy your mind, I recommend you go to SH/SC post your desktop threads and try and put a dollar count on all the gear.

How dare you insinuate an ugly gaming machine is a waste of money outside of the ps5 thread

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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I havent played cultist simulator since the dlc came out but its easily the most enjoyable game ive ever played that someone told me i shouldnt play because it was made by a sex pest

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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I was very confused by the use of the word 'gammon' itt because in australian aboriginal english it just means 'fake' and i have no idea if these two concepts are actually related or not

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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gay picnic defence posted:

My favourite saga is RaptorFag, a goon who in years gone by would repeatedly spam various Australia threads with ponies, pony porn and/or pony prolapse porn.

Most of these incidents seem to have been lost but I dug up a couple. All the nws images have been removed by the mods.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3342316&pagenumber=304&perpage=40#post393778102
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3509461&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=26#post408357389

There was a post in one of the GBS Australia threads by what I'm fairly sure was a RaptorFag rereg some years back about how he was on his way to hospital after a sounding rod accident and I don't think he's been heard of since.

I don't know if old threads often don't turn up in search results or if I'm doing something wrong but it's really hard to find old posts.

Another Australian favourite was IronicWarCriminal who spent well over $1,000 on reregs over a number of years.

Fwiw i dont know about him being a raptorfag rereg but tfab posted many many times after he destoyed his dick with a sounding rod, including pictures of gargantuan dildos he was purcbasing to stick up his rear end

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Dongicus posted:

Iv got a blank space baaby, and ill write "ur gay"

Ive been doing this in my head for a while now when i do it its 'im gay'

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

you can use this website to convey words to other people and if the words are annoying enough they will press buttons on it to make you unable to convey the words to them anymore

Bababooey

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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"scansion" is a word I've never heard before but is completely usable from the get go which is loving awesome thank you for bringing this to light

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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firing up new vegas without any mods now in solidarity with myself in 2011 who only had it on xbox

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Drinking a coffee. I make a batch of cold brew every couple of days once spring hits but apart from a couple 30+ days lately the weather has been nice enough that im still making a nice cup of espresso when i want a hit

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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The only thing i would like to improve about bloodborne is id add more places to accidentally fall to your death. The only thing i would add to elden ring is it needs more guns. Both fantastic games.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Heater weed goon is that perfect blend of relatable and the absolute dumbest poo poo ive ever read

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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I love getting drunk and sucking rear end at dark souls thank you for reading this post

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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If death stranding 2 doesnt destroy my life and give me dreams where im just playing the game im going to be let down

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Stux posted:

teh problem is at the same time for everyone is always pst. therefore im afraid americans simply must be punished by waiting 7-8 hours.


I wrote a post about how dogs can be racist here but i deleted it to empty quote stuxx

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Sorrry yourtime zone is aids idiots

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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a strange fowl posted:

ff9 got nothing but poo poo from nerds for like ten years after it came out so it warms my heart to see it appreciated

This thread reminded me that i should play it again and i forgot how much better it looks than ff8 despite both remasters going for the 'hi res objects on a sd background' vibe. Its also just such a lovely sounding game.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Ohtori Akio posted:

Also I agree that 7r is very approachable if you've got any kind of warmth for JRPG stuff. They were thinking of and trying to directly appeal to people like you when they made 7r.

Yeah it owns and theres just enough depth to the real time combat to make it interesting even if youre a bit meh on jrpgs in general

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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It brings me no joy to admit i will probably just buy a ps5 for the second part of the ff7 remake when it comes out rather than wait for a pc release or whatever

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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I dont really like disney stuff so I bounced of kingdom hearts extremely hard but at some point I wound up just deep diving the plot summaries on youtube and its loving nuts and makes me want to give it another go

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Pablo Nergigante posted:

The Mountain Goats - The Hamilton High School AIDS Fanfic Controversy

Lol

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Stux posted:

america has the least accent variation of any country despite being nearly as big as europe. it s impressive honestly

Sorry but that honor belongs to us australians

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Regarde Aduck posted:

that's basically Scottish

Im going to fucken nut you

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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He used to carry his guitar in a grocery sack

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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some plague rats posted:

blimey! there's a bunch of faakin seppos mincing about finkin they got accents! Boils my piss, it does

Im gonna need you to jump out of the near queue and get over there in the far queue

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Also people who put 'an' before words that start with h what the gently caress are you doing

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

there are 3 american accents, mafia movie, cowboy movie and no accent

Had to correct this but otherwise seems true from my experience

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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absolute tune

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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I think squirrels are cute because i store all my nuts in a secure combination safe

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