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Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Bobby Deluxe posted:

You should have slowly and carefully inserted a thin metal rod into the book to ascertain its depth.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Didn't Isaac Newton used to do that but using a thin glass rod and not a book to stop his 'precious essences' escaping in the night?

I go through these glorious periods where I forget that sounding exists and eventually I get reminded and I just want to curl up and cry

:nms:I think it's because I can't forget the thing I read as a young teen where the Gestapo used to snap glass sounding rods in situ as a torture method and it's one of the few things I've read that genuinely scarred me

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Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Guavanaut posted:

https://twitter.com/Mr_Considerate/status/1317156327379116040

That was from May 2015, so I'd hardly call it a victory tour, it was at the height of violent clashes where ethnic minorities were being burned alive in trade union halls by neo-Nazis.

I'm sure that the ethnic militia commander was also a problematic figure, but it's not the same as showing up during 2022 to pull the same thing.

And it's not like the guy is now a genocide man, on account of him being dead for a few years, so it doesn't even hit the "in retrospect..." standards of


I don't even really rate it on the same level as the McShitter above in terms of misguided stanning.

Meh. I'm with fuctifino. Getting all heart-eyes about anyone Moscow-backed in 2015 is pure shite. It's not like in 2015 we didn't know what 'Moscow-backed' meant. He might be good on TV and he might be a lefty but that doesn't make him a good human.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Guavanaut posted:

Is anyone getting all heart eyes about him? I just see a bunch of people who thought Jews did 9/11 and a bunch of rags who've praised everyone from Mussolini to Pinochet in their time trying to use it as a reason that we shouldn't trust anything he says about Britain in 2022.

You mean... apart from the whole 'Lynch and Dempsey should run the country' thing that happened after they were on the television when the first wave of strikes kicked off?

Stopped clocks, and all that. He's not wrong that the working class is getting utterly hosed. But shilling for a Moscow-backed warlord in 2015 suggests an eye-watering lack of judgment or awareness that surely makes one wonder what other blind spots he has, and then it turns out that one of his other blind spots is people of colour, at which point I struggle to see him as anything other than—as fuctifino put it—a oval office.

And call me old-fashioned, but I don't think cunts should be in positions of power.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Lady Demelza posted:

The alternative view is that the Tories will hold out for as long as they can lining their own pockets, then call an election hoping to lose it and let someone else sort out the mess.

It's this, of course. It always is.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
Guess who the latest commercial private owner of PV arrays is in this country?

Sainsbury’s. They put those store and warehouse roofs to work.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/govindajeggy/status/1566759302567690241

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Guavanaut posted:

Yeah but the last one was bad enough that no other king has ever wanted to go there for going on 500 years. Bit of an Adolph effect for regnal names.

We’ve had Edward the Confessor, get ready for Andrew the Liar

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Can we get the UK threads made black and white?

Use the app in dark mode

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

raifield posted:

I thought this thread wasn't doing any more Truss anal jokes.

:golfclap:

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
This is your reminder that state funerals are publicly funded.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

josh04 posted:

Actually I think we can say that the evils of the British Empire are directly connected to the British Monarchy? I think it's incredibly easy to say that and really very ridiculous to say otherwise?

Agreed. British imperialism has always, or at least until very recently, been conducted either directly by the monarchy, or in their name.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

BalloonFish posted:

Corbs is still a Member of the Privy Council, since it's an appointment for life and he was made a member as LOTO. Same goes for Diane Abbott as (former) Shadow Home Secretary. As I understand it the accession council is meant to be a full meeting of the Privy Council plus the various religious, judicial and military representatives, so JC was probably entitled to be there. But there are over 700 members, a good chunk of whom are based in Commonwealth countries and in any case not all of them could fit into the state rooms at the palace. So it's probably a curated list of invites for 'senior' members (ministers, former PMs, current LOTO and DLOTO and so on). But then I spotted Peter Mandleson in the crowd, so who knows on what grounds he was chosen!

No one has learned the secret signs and wards to keep Mandelson out.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
I'm sorry Dave. Out of respect for the Queen, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
According to the Times more than 3/4 million cultists people are expected to queue up to see coffin. Queues could reach up to five miles long and take up to 20 hours to get through.

Westminster will be awash with piss, literally. Thank gently caress I work on the other side of town.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Endjinneer posted:

Things escalated rapidly. The creed was simple. Silence is respectful, and deathly silence is the strongest silence, so death must be the strongest respect.
The Top Gear boys flayed themselves with potato peelers. Spalding power station spewed thick banks of sage perfumed smoke as Lincolnshire queued up to commit suttee in the furnace. Kent, not to be outdone, walked off the white cliffs in one glorious afternoon and beat them to it. The immobile ate black ties until they choked, while the rich held commemorative plates against the driving wheel of their Range Rover Discoveries and drove into a bridge abutment so the airbags blew shards of HRH emblazoned crockery deep into their brains. In the empty parks, the birds sang.

This is art.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

The justification is that it is apparently against protocol but apparently that's not true in the case of megary. It's Meghan being a control freak / attention seeker blah blah. Fact that others were holding hands doesn't count. Basically it's anti-Meghan hate.

There is a whole subreddit that’s dedicated entirely (and it’s most Americans…) to ripping her apart in the vilest possible ways. Last I saw was that they were deciding that a crease in her dress was a colostomy bag.

Genuinely unhinged shite.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

stev posted:

Why would a colostomy bag be something to criticise her for?

Well, exactly. And yet.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

NotJustANumber99 posted:

lol I've made 45 posts since then!

Sadly.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I'll just clear off for the night. Didn't mean to offend anyone. I mostly post sincerely though.

I think my dad always told me holding hands was weird and thats now part of my broken character.

when I post I'm not saying I'm right, just what I think. I dunno.

Soz.

Eh. My comment was a bit unjust. Apologies.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Ironic, given her husband and mother were nazis.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Perhaps a union of unions? Or a council of unions?

We have a hundred unions! We need a single union, an ur-union, to stop this proliferation and give us something to rally around!

[Time passes]

We have a hundred and one unions! We need a single union, an ur-union, to stop this proliferation and give us something rally around!

See also: design job titles, front-end frameworks, etc etc

https://xkcd.com/927/

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
Goon hivemind: I need a new contents insurance provider because my current provider is stopping their content insurance policies.

Any recommendations? Ideally not a company who won’t let me do it all online.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Brendan Rodgers posted:

I can kinda see where people like Ash and Cohoolin are coming from. I might move to Scotland. Moving is hard though.

From one single-party frying pan into another single-party fire.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Private Speech posted:

But he said he was moving from England?

The SNP aren't perfect but they also aren't Tories.

Without getting into whether or not the SNP are basically Tories, the point I was making (having grown up there) is that one party states are bad, end of. A veneer of social liberalism doesn't make that palatable, and neither does a decade of decline in emergency services, education, health services, and parliamentary integrity, as well as infrastructure failures, social and student housing crises, and a general failure of innovation or imagination.

If you want a radical labour tradition, move to Wales. Scotland is small-c conservative. It always has been.

Jeherrin fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Sep 30, 2022

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

TACD posted:

when I am PM everybody will be entitled to their very own UKMT

This is the bad kind of socialism

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

The Question IRL posted:

In other news, tiny little story here.

One of such a fringe interest, it's no wonder that no British Publication (The BBC, The Independent, The Guardian, The Torygraph etc....) were running with it.

https://www.rte.ie/news/2022/1016/1329499-abuse/

The Times is running it.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Maugrim posted:

:siren: UKMT Solidarity Fund "Monthly" Report, September 2022 :siren:

Thanks. :)

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
I picked the right/wrong evening to have a three and a half hour train journey in a truncated two-carriage rattlebox. This thread and twitter should pass the time beautifully.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Soylent Yellow posted:

Very interested in finding out who Mogg's Second is, and if he chooses swords or pistols.

Pork markets swords

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Angepain posted:

the lions have left the circus, and now the clowns are eating other clowns

Not unreasonably, lions don’t like eating pure shite.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I picked the wrong evening to take a 2hr nana nap from 615-815pm.... this is all so exciting I've had to mute the tv so I can concentrate on catching up!


Thing is, this kind of thing (maybe not QUITE so bad) is what I expected would happen had Corbyn won an election - MPs in open revolt, crossing the floor & so on.
(NOT saying Corbyn is anything like Truss obviously but very unpopular with the PLP so they would have undermined him at any opportunity).

No sleeps, only dreams now

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
The lengths one woman will go to in order to satisfy her humiliation fetish are simply staggering

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Only Kindness posted:

Jacob Rees-Smug, a true profile in courage.

Jacob REEEEE-smug

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Soylent Yellow posted:

But she's completely out of whips.

But she is being shat on

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
Practically speaking, how fast could an election be arranged? Weeks, right?

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Sexual Aluminum posted:

Is there somewhere I can get a summary of what has been going on with Truss recently? There was a blurb in the trump lol thread about how things are bad with the Tories, and the general population as well. I was going to visit Stratford so I hope you folks are doing ok.

Yes. It’s:

quote:

Lol

And also

Lmao

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Sad Panda posted:

Electric question. Got a Neff induction hob. Worked just fine for 7 years. Trying to make tea and when it gets switched on, that circuit trips. If it's in standby mode then it is fine but as soon as the hob is turned on the circuit trips.

Went outside, reset the breaker. Tried again, happens again. Changed fuse in hob plug, rest breaker, happens again. Tried in different plug socket, reset breaker, happens again.

To me that means the hob is probably dead and needs repairing/replacing. Sound right? Any other testing that could be done?

You are almost certainly tripping an RCD breaker, which protects against shorts.

Stop using this appliance immediately.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

learnincurve posted:

Quorn, we had quorn and tins of "quorn pretending to be other things like mince"

There is a problem with this chart and every chart like it, in that global shipping emissions are not counted on any statistics, they should really be in a slice on their own but no one knows how much is being pumped out. The rules don't say if they are accountable to country of origin, arrival, or where the ship is registered, so no one is writing anything down. This gives absolutely no incentive for the ships to be even remotely efficient or clean. Couple this with WTO rules and you have hidden ecological nightmare.

https://www.freightened.com

tl;dr: it's utterly terrifying.

quote:

It is calculated that the 20 largest vessels pump more sulphur into the atmosphere than all the billions of cars on the planet.

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Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
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