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Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

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Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Where's spoonboy?

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I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Mister Chief posted:

Andrew Symonds still hosts 2 BBL segments lol

The set must smell pretty bad

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Aren't Modi fans like insane?

They're nazis op

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Oct 5, 2009


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Are pogroms against muslims considered civilised?

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Oct 5, 2009


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Amoeba102 posted:

I cleaned up my feed by blocking everything it suggested to me until it broke it's algorithm. Now it's just cats.

I just report them for containing illegal content because I assume an actual human needs to look at those, so it wastes facebook's money as well as breaking the algorithm

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Oct 5, 2009


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Carey threw it before Bairstow had even left his crease, the ball wasn’t dead when he did leave the crease because it was flying into the stumps. Dunno why the poms are so mad about it.

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It wasn't even a cuntish thing to do, it was just smart cricket. The malding from the english press and players is just pathetic, especially after all the footage emerging of them doing the exact same thing. The hypocrisy alone should cost them the moral ashes.


lol I did that to someone when I was still playing. Gloved the ball, held it for a couple of seconds and then got the bails off when the batsman lifted his foot to rebalance. Didn't bother appealing to the umpire, just started celebrating so the umpire just gave him out assuming he'd missed something blatant.

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Oct 5, 2009


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iajanus posted:

It's way less bizarre when you just assume they are terrible sports who are crying about being on the wrong end for once

Also the poms don't need much of an excuse to have a big old whinge. Anything to distract from the weather and the dying economy since brexit I guess

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Beffer posted:

Will all this nonsense fire England up for Thursday or exhaust them. Ordinarily you would assume the latter, but Stokes and Bairstow are completely loving bonkers

I don’t think test cricket and playing angry are a great combination, not conducive to concentration and focus for long periods

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Hedgehog Pie posted:

(at least the beer is better here ;)).

It’s warm though

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Oct 5, 2009


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lol if this forces them to close the long room to members or provide new rooms for the players that don't involve them waking in close proximity to a bunch of drunk tories.

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I guess if you spend hours each day holding them you get to know each one pretty well.

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tanglewood1420 posted:

Mitch Marsh v England (8 tests):
52.70 bat ave with 3 100s, 23.50 bowl ave with 1 5fer

Mitch Marsh v everyone else (25 tests):
20.75 bat ave with 0 100s, 46.51 bowl ave with 0 5fers

Ashes specialist

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Oct 5, 2009


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bowl at the stumps you cunts

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They have my permission to bowl at Broad's head though

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VOTE1 posted:

This obsession with short poo poo to buy a wicket is really dumb.

I wonder if they feel like they need to bowl a certain number of bouncers at the tail to make up for everything their own side copped while batting

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This would be a good time for Boland imo

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Oct 5, 2009


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gently caress me

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How important is Robinson? Presumably that's going to make it hard to manage Wood's workload.

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Spite alone should keep Broad going for most of the day

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webmeister posted:

what do we reckon for warner? over 10?

2 maybe

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Oct 5, 2009


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Why does all the grass look dead? Doesn't it rain all the loving time there?

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spamman posted:

Warner has averaged 19 since the test where he scored a double tonne

What did he average between the time he punched Joe Root and the time he scored a double ton?

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Collateral posted:

From TMS

Bowler dismissing batter most times in Tests

1. Glenn McGrath (Aus) v Michael Atherton (Eng) - 19

2. Alec Bedser (Eng) v Arthur Morris (Aus) - 18

3. Curtly Ambrose (WI) v Michael Atherton (Eng) - 17

= Courtney Walsh (WI) v Michael Atherton (Eng) - 17

= Stuart Broad (Eng) v David Warner (Aus) - 17

Athers spending his time in many pockets

How did a walking wicket like Athers end up playing so many tests?

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TheLoneAmigo posted:

Honestly Khawaja is the only one in the Australian top 5 who doesn't look like he has a compulsive disorder at the crease.

Warner isn't too bad, unless you consider getting out to Broad on the reg to be a symptom

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Mister Chief posted:

Who gives a gently caress.

Sponsors and gambling companies

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Fanatic posted:

Well, surely India losing in front of 130,000 fans is the funniest outcome. :allears:

Come on Aussies.

As funny as this would be I think the BCCI has paid all the bribes necessary to ensure it doesn't happen

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India Choke on Cum Overload

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tarbrush posted:

New proposal. Each team players the other in a round robin, buuuut, home AND away.

And maybe a 3rd time at a neutral venue

Also bring back Australia A for old times sake

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Oct 5, 2009


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T20 needs test cricket imo, no one wants to rock up and see random state and grade cricketers tonk the ball around for half an hour, they want to see actual stars and that means test players

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and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

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webmeister posted:

At least the Big Bash is mercifully 30% shorter this year

Thank gently caress for that

I remember it being almost footy season and there was still big bash poo poo on for some stupid reason

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Shades of the 2000s when the side under Ponting were getting old as gently caress and no one good was putting their hand up (or getting opportunity) to replace them.

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therattle posted:

Does anyone actually love Langer that much?

Langer probably does

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Centusin posted:

The thing about Warner is he has great career stats and I don’t think I can remember a single innings of his. I’m sure at least 1 of them must have been important and memorable

I think that's because he's never really been the guy to knuckle down and dig the side out of a lovely situation with a match turning innings. He's always been the guy getting us into the lovely situation in the first place with his gotta play ya shots attitude even on the greenest pitches imaginable.

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Oct 5, 2009


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What has he averaged since he punched Joe Root?

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BlindSite posted:

He's a kiwi. They're always comin over here and taken our jobs!

and getting on medicare

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Oct 5, 2009


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garycoleisgod posted:

I know it's not a serious question, but:

Before 19 matches average 39
Since 91 matches average 46
Overall 110 matches average 45

As of right now

More aspiring batsmen should punch Joe Root looking at those stats

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