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Mar 13, 2023 02:22
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SKULL.GIF posted:Italian finance bro gross
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Mar 13, 2023 02:40
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19 o'clock posted:let's make a bank, dupe a bunch of customers, pay ourselves, buy a bunch of long term-bonds with the balance (from our friends' companies), and then the FED can come in and cover the deposits when it snaps. Spoken like a poor
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Mar 13, 2023 04:41
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Mr Hootington posted:Europe has had a very warm winter which helped keep natural gas prices down globally. meanwhile I'm paying a hundred bucks more a month for natural gas since January
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Mar 14, 2023 14:43
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They're bailing this bank out a week after taking food away from the needy. Nice society we've got here
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Mar 14, 2023 19:22
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My last employer just subleased five floors of space they no longer need because the people who occupied them are permanently WFH now.
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Mar 14, 2023 20:26
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sullat posted:Why can't they can't meet up in the Metaverse office instead? lol
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Mar 14, 2023 20:36
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Casey Finnigan posted:my dad supported my whole dipshit family with an 8th grade italian education and a ged mama mia!
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Mar 14, 2023 22:52
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forkboy84 posted:First Republic down 20%, Western Alliance down 13%, even the big ones like Goldman are down close 5%. A nice start. all time highs by end of day
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Mar 15, 2023 14:34
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Mirthless posted:Hard to believe this is real tbh why?
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Mar 15, 2023 15:00
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"i'm shocked that people who will never be held accountable for anything ever are mocking the system that refuses to hold them accountable"
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Mar 15, 2023 15:01
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Nothus posted:Didn't they do to them what they did to GM? Create a new entity with the same name, move all the valuable assets to the new entity while leaving all the debts with the old entity, allow the old entity to get liquidated, then keep on truckin. GMAC is Ally now, yeah
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Mar 15, 2023 15:15
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Credit Pisse
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Mar 15, 2023 15:39
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Der Meister posted:this says over 90% of SVB’s depositors had over 250k?????? what????? they were the fart app company payroll bank
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Mar 15, 2023 15:54
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Buffer posted:That's a hell of a thing to post as the poster child of moral hazard possibly explodes. Incentivizing our failson investor class to take bigger and bigger risks is good, actually
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Mar 15, 2023 17:25
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We can only reach Ultimate Innovation when the Innovators know they never be penalized for anything ever
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Mar 15, 2023 17:26
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euphronius posted:the only thing keeping inflation under 6 or 7% because gently caress you
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Mar 15, 2023 17:31
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SKULL.GIF posted:Speaking of Nazi gold: Mein Gott!
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Mar 15, 2023 18:04
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SKULL.GIF posted:I thought HSBC was the crime bank. Or was that DB? they're all crime banks
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Mar 15, 2023 18:25
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:woulda been so much funnier if we got a woke bailout It must kick rear end to be one of these GOP talking heads, when something like a bank failure happens you just scream that it happened because the bank is too gay or whatever and within a few days half the country is repeating your bullshit.
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Mar 15, 2023 18:35
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Crazypoops posted:Bunch of dipshit failsons hyped themselves into a complete collapse of the global economy I didn't know we had that sort of power
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Mar 15, 2023 18:47
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Mar 15, 2023 23:23
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i am harry posted:one has what looks like laser robot thrusters under the wing and a fat guy in glasses in the back seat going "WooOOAAAAAHH" That’s me
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Mar 16, 2023 00:21
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oi a chav nicked me eelbucks
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Mar 16, 2023 01:17
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Junkiebev posted:remember the sturm und drang around TARP, priced @800 Billie? Lol the "Paycheck" Protection Program grift was $930b
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Mar 16, 2023 14:55
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SKULL.GIF posted:Doomsday Economics lol oh boy is that huge especially since most people get sick days rolled into vacation as general PTO anymore
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Mar 16, 2023 15:03
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miss your productivity numbers because you're sick all the time (because we let a disease run rampant)? We're taking your sick time away, eat poo poo.
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Mar 16, 2023 15:04
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webcams for christ posted:this is extremely grim and will be felt by workers almost immediately jesus At a previous workplace of mine I can see a whole bunch of women start missing "performance metrics" and losing their PTO because they don't acquiesce to the weird sexual harassment culture there
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Mar 16, 2023 15:22
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spacemang_spliff posted:lol The American worker is the most perfectly docile herd animal to ever exist so no
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Mar 16, 2023 15:26
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Industry newsletter I can't directly link to wrt to the coming Medicaid apocalypse: quote:Most states (43 of 49 reporting states) plan to take 12 to 14 months to complete the unwinding process and return to routine operations. Taking more time to initiate and complete the unwinding process can help avoid overwhelming staff resources and prevent inappropriate terminations but could maintain enrollment for potentially ineligible people for longer, according to the KFF analysis. A> ~28% of Americans, period, were on Medicaid in 2022 B> The states are going to deliberately throw 18% of them off in the coming year cool
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Mar 16, 2023 15:28
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95 million Americans are on a medical assistance program meant for the destitute.
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Mar 16, 2023 15:30
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Mirthless posted:Headline is clickbaiting yeah, that's next month
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Mar 16, 2023 15:53
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"Surely employers will not misinterpret a court decision to make capricious and spiteful decisions" - a brain lord
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Mar 16, 2023 16:06
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fits my needs posted:oh yeah, big secret Correct
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Mar 16, 2023 16:11
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Mirthless posted:Didn't say that, and svoiding this dumb argument is why I said it was a bad ruling with bad implications. I was just trying to temper the dumb headline. Maybe we need more dumb headlines that get people riled up, instead of endless "everything is fine actually" poo poo while the balogna gets stolen one slice at a time.
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Mar 16, 2023 16:18
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Right on cue, I turn on the radio and someone on NPR is asking for $1.4b for a hospital bailout in CA.
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Mar 16, 2023 16:28
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telling people that homeless is caused by the cost of housing and not by drug abuse or mental illness really pisses them off lol
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Mar 16, 2023 21:29
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Nonsense posted:they'll handle the funeral and everything, dump you out with all the turnip and potato skins. Sounds awesome
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Mar 17, 2023 01:27
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If you tell people you can't afford a BMW they just assume you're poor if you tell people you can't afford an apartment they assume you're mentally ill or on drugs makes you think
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Mar 17, 2023 02:40
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:just logged in today and saw that another bank is getting bailed out. so is it just going to be whackamole bailouts for the rest of the year or do the bank failures finally get out of control? yes
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Mar 17, 2023 04:01
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