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16-bit Butt-Head)
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i have to post stuff on my job's social media pages and i looked at its "for you" section, and the top 3 were: musk talking to fascist-rear end modi, ian miles chong asking why teens looting a McDonald's on Juneteenth is "tolerated" and then a poster called "Clown World" showing people stealing a cart full of laundry stuff love to post on the fashapp
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Jun 21, 2023 15:54
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Martian posted:These aren't the worst posts on Twitter by any stretch of the imagination what's your @?
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Jun 21, 2023 16:58
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Ben Nerevarine posted:destroying Twitter will be the best thing Elon Musk has ever done he freed me. ty "mister mines"
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Sep 23, 2023 16:47
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titty_baby_ posted:First, please allow me to congratulate you on these epic achievements. It's not murder if they're monkeys. It's just killing monkeys, which is how science is done - elon
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Sep 28, 2023 15:57
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that reminds me, i passed a billboard yesterday with some venue announcing tickets for dane cook, greg gutfeld, and i-forget-who shows coming up and i started a one-way rivalry with that booker. i hate them with all my heart
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Sep 28, 2023 16:05
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ikanreed posted:By who tho the news, when they type "x, the social media platform formally known as twitter"
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Oct 12, 2023 00:55
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moist turtleneck posted:Now's the time to find out if Elon is truly free speech megan mccain, thank you for bringing my attention to this good post i would have otherwise missed
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Oct 17, 2023 23:52
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Hizawk posted:What sicko installs edge for their phone? im edging right now
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Oct 27, 2023 02:00
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Spergin Morlock posted:nut loogie im no longer edging
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Oct 27, 2023 02:03
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lmao
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Oct 28, 2023 00:47
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Sir Tonk posted:do you think musk listens to tool? elon musk might just be the platonic ideal of a tool listener: thinks he's a genius, actually is dumb as hell. thinks he's cool, is a giant unlovable wad of dough i listen to tool, but im smart and cool though 
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Nov 1, 2023 01:22
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teacher: this pissy little weiner phase of yours is super annoying, holden holden caufield: my! name! is! The Catcher in the Rye, you big phony!
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Nov 2, 2023 15:16
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Mr Interweb posted:i read sardines were safer than tuna yeah, on heavy metals for sure. the further down the food chain your seafood is, the less metal accumulation they'll (probably) have. but if you eat a lot of stuff further down the chain, you can end up with the same problem big fish have as the heavy metals accumulate
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Nov 3, 2023 01:57
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Consummate Professional posted:wish we could get automated tugs at the duck sucking factory this goon sucks ducks for money
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Nov 5, 2023 23:36
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elon pwns... ...tesla, cyberlink, spacex, X.com, AND YOU! ahahahahhaa 😂🤣
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Nov 6, 2023 16:17
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tesla announces new sub-€30k European city car with a much smaller battery and chassis with a launch announcement featuring the band ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
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Nov 6, 2023 16:26
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Bip Roberts posted:https://twitter.com/ishmagik/status/1715534939980980254?s=46&t=JzmtHOOLewES2sU1Ge5Mmw lmao
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Nov 7, 2023 16:45
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withak posted:Is that a Confederate uniform? might be west point. they rock a kinda confederate color 
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Dec 11, 2023 04:26
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hadji murad posted:I want both ends open so I can get in a big ol daisy chain thems just chaps. you can get those anywhere
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Dec 13, 2023 04:28
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Karach posted:If Tesla doesn't have dealerships, where do you take your car for a recall? i drove by a dealership/service center near sacramento earlier this year
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Dec 13, 2023 18:06
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floating your cybertruck down the Hudson and it goes full River Styx mode and gives you an impromptu viking funeral
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Dec 19, 2023 20:54
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Mola Yam posted:do u have unusual potato method rice the potato after boiling for superior "mashed" potatoes
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Jan 3, 2024 04:41
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goddammit
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Jan 3, 2024 04:41
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the dumbest motherfucker i know (me) has a gigantic head so i im not sure where they're going with this theory
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Jan 4, 2024 16:27
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Business Gorillas posted:If Elon is the new Lowtax, he's gotta have his own goons "mangosteen" sounds too jewish for elon to shill for
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Jan 5, 2024 14:57
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didn't that dumb doughball hire two dipshits to write a nothingburger hit piece when he bought twitter?
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Jan 6, 2024 04:19
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he got a great deal from the theranos
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Jan 8, 2024 18:09
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i can't wait until the japan-only gamecube shovelware game i got on ebay arrives
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Jan 9, 2024 22:24
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boeing used to have a bunch of egghead engineers in its corporate governance but went to a fully "make money" model at some point when they were headquartered in chicago (they're in virginia now). the eggheads are back in seattle while the wharton dipshits do stuff like "let's make the angle of attack safety software an option so we can gouge customers and not have our planes lawn dart into the ground" like has happened a couple of times and saw the max line of jets grounded for a couple years. it ain't DEI killing people, but boeings business decisions already have lol
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Jan 10, 2024 21:46
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Louisgod posted:looks like south dakota has found a cure? maybe elon can go there and stay there. elon would love the solution 
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Jan 11, 2024 17:30
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BREAKING: elon abandons 'le epic FTW' posting persona and will now live as a rastafarian and is growing out traditional dreadlocks after 'enlightening' weekend with joe rogan
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Jan 12, 2024 21:06
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:he is not doing that i saw him in a "sublime" t-shirt at a head shop in austin
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Jan 12, 2024 23:08
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he said he was going to "get lifted and have some yuks at the [comedy] mothership"
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Jan 12, 2024 23:11
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im gonna say it: vans shouldn't vote
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Jan 13, 2024 03:40
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i have one it's spelled "none"
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Jan 14, 2024 22:57
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he looks like the child of les claypool in the video for "wynona's big brown beaver" what da hell?
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Jan 16, 2024 01:53
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doesn't elon just do IVF with his children's mothers or surrogacy or something? i think he's got a hosed up dick that smells terrible
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Jan 19, 2024 00:13
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Big Bindle has been bending our society to their will for too long!!
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Jan 24, 2024 17:37
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shyduck posted:Yeah because Nevada is the state you do crimes in and TripAdvisor (Malone's company) is being sued by shareholders over it wyoming seems like a good one. russian scammers pick it because the state incorporation laws shield a whole bunch of disclosures
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Feb 2, 2024 18:33
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i got banned from youtube for my video where i drained my frunk
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Mar 19, 2024 23:57
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