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shyduck posted:Twitter felt I needed to read this What the poo poo, that's putting full faith into the sensor operating properly and those sensors fail and give false positives all the time. They particularly fail in northern climates when damaged by potholes or set off by drastic changes in temperature and road conditions.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:38
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SBF, this idiot, this dope who is an obvious fraudster, anyway buy doge and invest in AI! Self driving cars in 2024!
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Nov 4, 2023 12:23
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Nothus posted:Hats off to Elon for managing to out do malaise-era General Motors It's way worse, this is mid 90's Pontiac body cladding but way more expensive.
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Nov 6, 2023 16:32
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Cactrot posted:My favorite part is that a 66 hp Suzuki samurai from the 90s can effortlessly traverse this stairway. You could push a Samurai sideways up that hill better than this POS navigates it.
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Nov 11, 2023 13:08
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 so clever so FTW
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Nov 13, 2023 12:55
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Spergin Morlock posted:starting to see snippets of CSS showing up in clear text lmao Same. Also about 25% of the time I get the previous twitter link I clicked on, even if that tab was closed.
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Nov 28, 2023 16:33
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Lmao and people want to develop AI, can't even get a stupid BBS site working right.
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Nov 28, 2023 16:34
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I can't even guess what drugs he's on in that clip but it isn't just one. He's manic.
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Nov 30, 2023 03:55
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Yikes Everyone immediately knows what that "S" symbolizes, not Musk!
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Dec 4, 2023 23:02
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^ loving lol owners are going to find out what a joy it is to live with stainless steeltitty_baby_ posted:Ah yes. It is usually the clearance of the vehicle that gets it stuck, not the tires losing traction or anything Not defending this pile of trash vehicle but there is some logic to it, if snow is up to the undercarriage the vehicle can't get the traction needed to break free, so raising the ride height would alleviate this. However none if this is necessary with tires and a TC system that are not complete dogshit like on the truk.
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Jan 24, 2024 22:18
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He created an AI specifically so he could steal bad jokes from it?
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Jan 28, 2024 13:57
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Oh so he's just Big Head from Silicon Valley now. Zero difference.
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Jan 30, 2024 14:12
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Dr. VooDoo posted:The best they can say about it is that it’s is funny and funny in a stupid kind of way. If I’m spending $120,000 I would prefer what I buy not being described that way The most damning thing they say is that it is compromised by its design. That's not engineering, that's engineering around rank stupidity. You do not need to be able to go 0-60 in 3 seconds in a truck for gently caress's sake. Make it lighter. Make it less powerful. Then it needs fewer batteries, smaller tires, it doesn't need as heavy suspension, no software fuckery to deal with the added weight, the benefits go on and on and on.
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Feb 2, 2024 13:18
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1753278494598148395?t=DU06hD9VS4WNQ3hEbzWUog&s=19 This MFer thinks he deserves a 50B bonus
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Feb 2, 2024 13:24
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I mean they did touch on the type of person who would buy it; the person who wants attention for owning a novelty. It’s the perfect design from Musk because it’s for people like Musk, those desperate for attention but have no positive personality traits Oh yeah, it (like the GM Hummer that shows just how much we actually care about climate change) is very much a vehicle of our time. Gigantic, pretentious, useless vehicles that don't even pretend to fulfill their purpose.
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Feb 2, 2024 13:30
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https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-lawyer-admired-elon-musk-so-much-cried-during-deposition-2024-2 Get a spine! Marons
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Feb 2, 2024 14:06
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Rynn posted:I had some dipshit on Reddit tell me that one of the Cybertruck’s selling points would be doing 0-60 in 3s while towing a boat. The electric 18 wheelers they are "developing" (read: making a prototype to ride the funding train) aren't going to work. Why would you change over your whole fleet for a more expensive, lower range option with no infrastructure when diesel exists? You could make a halfway decent electric consumer-grade towing vehicle but it would be very compromised for most people who actually buy trucks. It would not be huge, covered in chrome, or have a grille like a billboard. It would not be a status symbol. It would be a frame and a very spartan cab and the rest of the gross weight for batteries.
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Feb 2, 2024 17:25
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hubris.height posted:yeesh, seems like he could've afforded someone to tell him what not to say for his own good No such thing as bad press I tell myself as I lose billions.
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Feb 2, 2024 17:31
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"Committee of Public Safety" is extremely accurate in that case you dipshit. You worthless loving troll.
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Feb 2, 2024 17:51
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Elon and Jon Delorean are the same guy. Stainless steel is not stainless. It corrodes. It picks up every tiny smudge. It's a bad material for body panels and we know this because we figured it out decades ago. At least the Delorean still looks loving cool and can be repaired and improved because it's just a car, in 5 years when the Cybertruk's electronic systems or software shits itself, who is going to be qualified fix it? And at what cost? It's a useless consumer product that has no lifespan.
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Feb 15, 2024 16:22
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:still love the car tho oh absolutely
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Feb 15, 2024 16:29
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Sir Tonk posted:https://x.com/jeanne_mann/status/1759250691229380775 The replies to this will make you want to poison your town's water supply.
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Feb 19, 2024 21:44
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titty_baby_ posted:It's me. My body is in a coma and my head itches but I can still shitposr Let's test it, I'm going to send you some choice Yaccarino tweets and this gif on infinite loop 
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Feb 20, 2024 17:18
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titty_baby_ posted:I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream still alive thank you for confirming keep me posted
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Feb 20, 2024 17:27
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Elon should move his operations to international waters and really get this Neuralink thing cooking Sealand
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Feb 20, 2024 18:05
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WoodrowSkillson posted:They paid millions to the guy that redesigned Tropicana orange juice boxes and everyone hated it so much they lost millions more It was the same guy who did both, Peter Arnell of Arnell group lol
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Feb 22, 2024 03:45
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Is that Kimball's brother?
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Feb 22, 2024 03:56
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boil me down to my essence and pour me into that fuel I am ready
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Feb 22, 2024 05:32
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There is nothing impressive about driving a vehicle through deep water. What's impressive is the long term damage it causes. You will never, ever, dry that out.
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Feb 23, 2024 11:36
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The physical damage to the body panels is not the problem.quote:Hours later, the tester notices that the truck's outer bed controls no longer work. It begins.
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Feb 23, 2024 11:41
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https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/south-bay/san-jose-bakery-loses-thousands/3461095/ Elon wins again
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Feb 23, 2024 14:43
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He might be the least self aware person on a planet of hyper-individuals.
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Feb 23, 2024 15:17
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Weka posted:Yup. It's called doing business in America, and Elon Musk is legitimately brilliant at it. Those are much simpler I wonder how many miles of wire CYBERTRUCK has in it.
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Feb 23, 2024 19:45
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BrotherJayne posted:I mean, at least they're reading Livy
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Feb 24, 2024 17:32
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I love animals and would enjoy working along with them. This idea is deemed FTW.
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Feb 25, 2024 06:35
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I can no longer support my family from X
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Feb 26, 2024 19:15
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:elon doesnt believe in God Wrong he believes in himself
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Feb 26, 2024 22:50
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You can't defeat your posting enemies with a sword, Musk wins again.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:20
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Describe Elon Musk to someone who has never heard of him (tragic!!) without using FTW.
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Feb 27, 2024 13:52
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OH MY BAD posted:only the dumbest loving people in the world would hear something can go 0-60 in under a second and say "that sounds like the hallmark of a useful machine" and not understand they'll forget to hit reverse one time and drive out the front door of their house before they can realize what they did It's not even possible. The tires don't exist. e: top fuel dragsters do it in .4 to .6 look at the tires that make that possible Gorson has issued a correction as of 00:16 on Feb 29, 2024 |
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Feb 29, 2024 00:13
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