Nitevision posted:

Still haven't been sick or tested poz despite domestic and international air travel to destinations of full suck and gently caress. I am more virile and full of fury than ever Wear an Aura.

pillsburysoldier posted:

Youtuber physicsgirl has a horrifying long covid case

genericnick posted:

Important to stay positive imo

Pyrolocutus posted:

Well this is ominous.

https://twitter.com/SolidEvidence/status/1691876356307693709

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Stay safe, Ohio poop ghost

BOGO LOAD posted:

I dunno, this is like a xenomorph dropping off your motion tracker.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

High co2 fucks with your cognitive functions and the aranet4 taught me that I was hitting 1900+ ppm in the winter with the door closed while working.

Lacrosse posted:

I was walking to the bus stop in downtown Seattle on the way home today and this woman who passed me on the sidewalk had the nastiest cough as she went by. Even though it's 95F out and my mask is all sweaty underneath I kept it on the entire way home.

Zantie posted:

Pingui posted:

https://journalstar.com/news/local/...e66008a988.html posted:
Nebraska removes wastewater data as COVID cases start to rise

salient posted:

the epidemiology prof teaching my infectious disease outbreak investigation class just sent an announcement that she has contracted the novel coronavirus but hopes to be teaching our first class in person on monday

ibid posted:

god drat

https://twitter.com/CDCEnvironment/status/1692281921550614785

Gunshow Poophole posted:

I made an iraqi beet stew with chicken kubbeh this week and have rarely been more powerful

Zugzwang posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3-NQvRmo3I

Real Mean Queen posted:

Sure, but the second, third and fourth sentences are probably better because you build up immunity

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

fosborb posted:

lol first locally transmitted malaria case in the DC area in the last 40 years just announced tonight

Fur20 posted:

aeon food court is pretty good but cmon man surely there's some better local place right across the street that proudly advertises takeout. drat i miss japan sometimes.

Zugzwang posted:

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
We have the tools

The Oldest Man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiwjAj0zfKQ

Steve Yun posted:

picked up friend from airport

gave her a vflex to put on before she got in my car

drove her home with windows open

since she can’t get pax I bought her a neilmed bottle. she said she struggled with a neti pot before so if neilmed doesn’t work maybe I’ll drop a bottle of Enovid at her place

Platystemon posted:

I never would have guessed that that’s what it took.

Pingui posted:

Horseshoe theory of public health:


Edit: HICPAC being the other arm of the shoe.

Zantie posted:

Washington state's weekly update, cobbled together from the state's excel reports Cumulative Counts and EpiCurve Counts.

Recent Hospitalizations
Hospitalizations of Washington state residents dated by week of first admission due to confirmed or probable COVID-19.

pre:

Hosp.      Changes in state counts reported:			7-Day
week of:    4wk ago  3wk ago  2wk ago  1wk ago  This week	Total:
Aug 20            -        -        -        -       + 56          56
Aug 13            -        -        -       43      + 179         222
Aug 06            -        -       49      147       + 10         206
Jul 30            -       35      123       18        + 9         185
Jul 23           40      103       17        1        + 3         164
All Older       109       28        5        6       + 11          

Recent Deaths
Deaths due to confirmed/suspected COVID-19 are dated week of death.

pre:

Deaths*    Changes in state counts reported:			7-Day
week of:    4wk ago  3wk ago  2wk ago  1wk ago  This week	Total:
Aug 20            -        -        -        -        + 2           2
Aug 13            -        -        -        -       + 18          18
Aug 06            -        -        -        8        + 8          16
Jul 30            -        -        9        6        + 0          15
Jul 23            -        4        5        2        + 0          11
All Older        12        4        1        1        + 2         

And now for the least useful metric...

Recent Cases (Molecular + Antigen)
Cases are dated as first specimen date of either PCR or antigen test unless greater than 90 days since previous positive, then it is considered a reinfection.

pre:

Cases      Changes in state counts reported:			7-Day
week of:    4wk ago  3wk ago  2wk ago  1wk ago  This week	Total:
Aug 20            -        -        -        -      + 878         878
Aug 13            -        -        -      405    + 2,304       2,709
Aug 06            -        -      610    1,619      + 128       2,357
Jul 30            -      575    1,522       60       + 32       2,189
Jul 23          413    1,246       43       12       + 12       1,726
All Older     1,044       68       28    1,517       + 21          

Jizzny Princess posted:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7271243328832736544

Gunshow Poophole posted:

lmao I'm going to use the line "hi, im what's left of gunshow Poophole"

Rated PG-34 posted:

how about also people were always right to question the vaccine and efficacy of lockdowns as the pandemic never suspended the question of capital.

it’s still echoed in this very thread that if people had just lockdowned harder, the virus would have been defeated. that was just a delusion as lockdowns were always for the ‘non-essential’ workers.

the disdain for ‘anti-vaxxers’ was always dumb because the vaccine doesn’t stop spread and the risk calculation is nebulous especially for younger people as the vaccine is not without side-effects

blue squares posted:

we announced it and everyone else attending the shower was already exposed to the same person on the same day and none of them give a poo poo including the pregnant woman, so whatever, party on

Zugzwang posted:

Yeah, a lot of legitimately brilliant people I know don't know about any of this stuff. I might not either if I didn't happen to be reading the forums at somethingawful.com.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

a visiting nurse just showed up to my house to change a family member's bandage. he was wearing a secureclick. which one of you was it?

fosborb posted:

91-DIVOC is officially mothballed
https://91-divoc.com/pages/covid-visualization/ posted:
Reliable, Timely COVID-19 Raw Data Sources No Longer Available

Mola Yam posted:

Dick Zout for Harambe

Koirhor posted:

I’m just joker laughing constantly its all so loving useless and stupid

Steve Yun posted:

being known as the Covid nerd means that when a friend wants to give away a free Aranet they give it to you

DickParasite posted:

A friend of mine got got this week for the first time after managing to avoid it for 3.5 years inspite of having school-aged kids.

Gildiss posted:

Fingers crossed. Taking an 11 hour flight, direct. However, going to be in business class, and juiced up with Flo Travel and my N95.

Zugzwang posted:

Sorry goon, hope you and the family heal up soon.

Gunshow Poophole posted:

aww dang

feel better and take the second course anyway imo, it's good enough for tony faucet

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

reported for hoarding medicine at the expense of orphans

Zantie posted:

Aw gently caress.

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Koirhor posted:

everytime I see a chart like this my brain just replays the scene from interstellar with the waves on that planet, just endless inescapable waves

Why Am I So Tired posted:

Steve Yun posted:

front page on cnn.com

top story:


https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/01/health/covid-case-data-wave/index.html

lol

Rochallor posted:

some fuckhead ripped my mask off in the parking lot.

Animal-Mother posted:

My buddy got accosted in a store for wearing a mask. "The mask will give you cancer! Do your research! Sheep!"

"Sir, we're three years into this. What makes you think anybody, on any side, will change their mind at this point?"

".......... gently caress you!"