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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007



when you nut but she keep insurrect'n

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

deadeyez posted:

I mentioned in the end of the last thread there is a chud here at work with a TRUMP shirt on who is all pissed off. Turns out he is mad because his trans lady boss gave him poo poo and said something like, "I thought today was a holiday for you people? You look like you're going to cry, do you need to go home early? It's important to have sympathy for others, so if you feel you need to go home, let me know". She asked me politely not to bother him today because she wants to. Lol

On the one hand, it's kinda lovely that he is being bullied by his manager, but on the other hand, lol get rekt

Guy looks like he is gonna have a heart attack, he is upsetti spaghetti

it is always morally acceptable to bully bullies

there was even a Mario 64 level about it

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Hazo posted:

Donald Trump is a convicted rapist with dementia who doesn’t know what happened at pearl harbor

lol

wait who.... the failed vodka salesman ?

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007



I know one of you maniacs has the doomguy version of the 'berserker' guy

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Don't worry it's just "legal scholars" doing it in a very not literal way (in minec academic debate). Nothing to worry about!

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

You'll know his legal situation is getting more dire when he has to settle for Hector Hydrox Esq.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Kevyn posted:

He hosed the pizzas

I specifically requested no mushroom on my pizza

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

TulliusCicero posted:

49% of GOP hardcore Caucus goers

In a loving snowstorm.

Lmao

Like these freaks went into a snowstorm to vote for anyone BUT Trump.

Holy poo poo that's actually awful for him the more I LOL about it

I wonder if there's any pizza left

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Waffle House posted:

And by god if tweeting in all caps doesn't just fix everything

e: lmfao 2k likes. How much does he usually get on TRUTH SOCIAL, THE SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORK FOR WINNERS?

He's like a teenager furiously pouring their angst into a livejournal nobody will read.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

DaveWoo posted:

Polls close in an hour, post your predictions here!

I predict the networks call it immediately for Trump once the polls close

My prediction is: trump will eat some fast food, then fire off one or two window-rattlers in his limo on the way back to the airport (the seat will have to be replaced)

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


The Hitachi SU-9000 scanning electron microscope is capable of magnification of up to 3,000,000x and of resolving features smaller than 0.5nm in size. Maybe, just for a second before it's vaporized in the electron beam, it could allow this guy to see his own dick for the first time.

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jan 27, 2024

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Is that the first time he's publicly admitting to making a mistake? Even if it's still also blaming someone else, that's big for him. Today is the day he truly became President.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

redgubbinz posted:

Is that the first time he's publicly admitting to making a mistake? Even if it's still also blaming someone else, that's big for him. Today is the day he truly became President.

Ah of course, if it's fake this was the tell...he would never admit to being wrong.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

QuarkJets posted:

Contrary to what anyone tells you, Donald Trump is a real person

hosed up if true

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

redshirt posted:

That's how you throw a slider. Trump, having been an excellent baseball pitcher when young, and he could have gone pro if he wanted, but he had to save the family business, so got up at dawn to run the excavator.

If you ask me, he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Frank Frank posted:

I legit thought that was Olivia Soprano for a second

you know I read last week in the paper about this family in st. louis obispo, in california, their whole family died of trichinosis

that's uncooked pork

well the whole world's gone crazy, there's some woman in pennsylvania, she shot her three children and set her house on fire!

you gotta lock your doors, somebody called here last night after dark, of course I didn't answer it was dark outside!

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


Frankly, I'm ashamed you had to bring it up. Boss of a family in a bathrobe, feeding ex-presidents. It's a fuckin' disgrace.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


"Yeah let's take the picture next to the shitters, so it feels like Trump is right here with us!"

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

At last, a subject on which I agree with Charlie Kirk.



alright everyone, back to the pile

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


First li'l charlie kirk makes a good point about dudes banging in the capitol being preferable over an attempted insurrection, now ann coulter! What is happening

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


of course he's wearing a "Boring Company" hat

love the beard though, really sells the Christian Taliban angle

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

HamburgerTownUSA posted:

Putin clearly thinks Tucker is just a little pissant and completely expendable.

Wouldn't be remotely surprised if Tucker has a sudden "heart attack" or accidentally "falls out of a window" before his flight out.

He's not important enough to warrant the window treatment, he'll be given a cookie, a pat on the head and sent on his way home.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Lifespan posted:

Good lord did they just hit him with gold spray paint this time?

I'm just gonna leave this here in hopes someone more skilled than me can Do The Needful

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


you know what? I'll take it :golfclap:

e: just noticed the lower text, I love it now

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


Full John Galt speech submitted

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

“Celebration”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRQ2mNwMMQ

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Faustian Bargain posted:

it’s going to be newsom vs desantis

or hillary

there is no way in hell ol' pudding fingers gets another shot

it's gonna be a few of the lesser known True Believers, a couple of empty suits, a repeat customer like Christie and a new swivel-eyed lunatic or two. Whoever pledges fealty hardest to their Corpse God will get the nomination.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

what did I miss?

donal trump is running for president !

yeah! the guy from home alone

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Barometer posted:

:lmao:


They came up to me, tears in their eyes and said; "Sir, SIR! I've never seen so much cum!"

We're going to cum, at levels of cum they've never seen before!

one of the most viscous loads we've ever seen, from the standpoint of cum

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


Is it possible...to learn this technique?

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I hope he dies from something hilarious live on TV

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Conservatives aligning themselves against Taylor Swift and now ice cream...bold strategy, let's see how it plays out

e: porn too apparently

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Feb 27, 2024

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

I was saying "Grimes"

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

me rn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1sxBfp0Xg

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Have the Texans tried shooting the fire yet?

Oh, they have...and it didn't work. Welp I'm out of ideas.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

TotalLossBrain posted:

How would you like to be dying at a Trump rally while the crowd chants Amazing Grace and Donald is getting impatient

Not only that but as your vision starts narrowing you can make out at least 3 people near you just "mmm nerrr hnerr" -ing their way through it since they don't know the words

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

His lawyers better get moving, their chances of getting paid are moving past "slim" and edging in on "none" if two scoops is broke

thinkin' about that trump friar's club roast lore where the one thing you can't joke about is how rich he isn't

...and now it's international news that he's a broke boy

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Mar 7, 2024

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