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PKMN Trainer Red posted:

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Shwqa posted:

Instead of Guy Fawkes Day, we got tazed ball day

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 01:02

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Getting this SomethingAwful-fueled, fast, macro top-down of any incident, especially Trumpo, is always a wild ride.

You can see firsthand the ebb and flow of the astroturfing, landscaping apparatuses, and the actual truth. The (sometimes not so) subtle shifts in people's narrative voice and the wild maneuvering through "reporting" and other attempts to do poo poo like flip the script can be hectic, but never really overwhelming due to the firehose effect of it all. You just have so much that it's never going to be a mystery that Donald J. Trump, former President of the United States, did insanely dumb, treasonous, and illegal things lol.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 16:10

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It's really weird.

I still have to wonder if there was some kind of mega-ironclad NDA that Trump made the entire GOP sign that bound their souls for life because the lockstep they have all been in is loving eerie

that might just be called an act of treason

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 16:43

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Being charged with contempt because you turn your homework in on time

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 17:30

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Dick Fontaine posted:

are beaver nuggets nazi chow?

No more than the OK sign is racist

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 02:19

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AreWeDrunkYet posted:

well, I'm convinced

lol yeah sure dude, gas was that low during Trump's COVID. Definitely. lmfao

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 02:46

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Strong Sauce posted:

lol god drat

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 05:51

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kazil posted:

This should be fun

lol @ the Afghanistan pullout president trying to shift the blame to BIDEN!

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 16:42

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WE HAVE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS, THIS IS DOUBLE JEOPARDY

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 16:50

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Lamech posted:

The beauty of the American spectacle is that this dude tazing his own balls to death was simply the cherry on top of the Capitol Police's watershed LAPD car chase moment of arresting a shitload of punkass whiny rioters

It was otherwise pretty par for the American course

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 03:39

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Accipiter posted:

If you want some Lavern crazy that's a little more timely, enjoy this tweet of hers that describes a conversation that really definitely happened.

Golly gee, I wonder why she got hung up on :v:

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 16:38

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kazil posted:

Yeah I am not seeing this as anything but a win, personally.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 23:57

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kazil posted:

Orrrr it could be a really good thing!

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 23:59

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Hazo posted:

lol at the implication that he�s not able to retire peacefully

you could have quietly conceded your loss and retired to your weird tacky beach club, occasionally stumbling out to ruin some nepo-babies� wedding. Nobody�s making you travel to rallies in Hogjowl Missouri and ragepost on truth social 20 hours a day. It�s just your dementia and unending need for attention you fat stupid baby

Yeahhhh that one was kinda like tag me, I'm the tacit admission that I did something so wrong that I won't be able to retire.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 00:07

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Uhhh how exactly does this work?

lol @ affirmative action'ing to own the libs

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 03:01

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zone posted:

Everyone and everything that makes us look bad is a psyop - an insane person's guide to worldly understanding

Imagine actually thinking that poo poo. Just being rear end-deep in government-after-me paranoia. The loving Three Letter Men, they're in the walls!

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 03:19

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Abisteen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feIHuM-POc0&t=22s

lol he guilty

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 17:29

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Dementropy posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxwellFrostFL/status/1745122782281666910

lmfao

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1744843664407626057?s=20

2 things republicans love

Child marriage
Child Labor

Creating entire swathes of poor young people who never quite financially recover or even hit the middle class, to own the libs. Countdown until one of them says something about High Schoolers who just need pocket money, or blames them later for not getting a valuable college education.

WE NEED BODIES IN THESE JOBS RAAAARRRHHHHHGH

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# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 18:08

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kazil posted:

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Apparently his lawyers objected because he said Trump could do it but only if he talked about things relevant to this trial

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 18:53

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I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

TulliusCicero posted:

Also, I am like 99.99% sure Texas GOP openly cheats, same with Florida

They are always accusing every other state of widespread voter fraud, just assume at this point the accusation is a direct confession.

It's definitely this

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 20:08

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I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh poo poo

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745186287613874354?s=20

This is how you treat republicans

I really love a good professional and righteous lack of decorum tho

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 22:58

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I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Mr Teatime posted:

Too fat, fat you must cut lean.
You got to take the elevator to the mezzanine
Trump.

CHUMP CHANGE! And it's on, super bon bon
super bon bon, super bon bon

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 16:38

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You are Destiny.

kazil posted:

and he's already done. pissed off the judge

Yes sir Mr. President, we are indeed talking about your amazing big beautiful elections

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 19:05

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One moment left.
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I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1745486705933582650?s=20

That is a really unfortunate camera shutter, she has some serious REAARRRRERRRGHHH face

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 19:09

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I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

The Locator posted:

Why the hell would you lock down a school for these dumb-asses with cameras standing around in a public space?

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I got into it once at a courthouse with one of those auditor guys. He was there calling the deputies and security fascists. Then, as I was leaving, I saw him filming a toddler. So I approached him and he immediately started calling me "pussy" and the F word that I'm not posting. Him and two other burly country boys. So I just hounded him for a minute or so. He jams his camera in my face, so I kiss his knuckles.

He ran to the "fascist" cops and demanded that they arrest me for assault. Ended up talking to the deputies for like two hours while he ranted and raved. He wanted me arrested but didn't want his "information given to the cops" so we just bullshitted until he got mad and left.

The "free speech" they test seems like it's along curiously narrow and specific lines. Is it commonplace for children to be the target of their first amendment investigations?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 20:11

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Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
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I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Grey Cat posted:

An IUD is a literal 9/11 every time you have sex.

jab jab jab jab jab jab jab poke poke poke poke poke ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 20:49

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
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Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
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One moment left.
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I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Hazo posted:

Saw this on Elon�s latest post lying about kids being kicked out of school so illegal supersoldiers could move in (the kids went to e-learning for a day so migrant families going through the legal immigration process could stay there for a few hours, because they were living in a shelter threatened by dangerous weather).

From the desk of some insane racist NY congresswoman:

�Schools were never meant to be shelters or facilities for emergency housing.�

https://data.cityofnewyork.us/Public-Safety/Hurricane-Evacuation-Centers-Map-/ayer-cga7

This person clearly does not remember Katrina. Schools definitely stepped up and took responsibility during the disaster.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 23:17

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Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Silly Burrito posted:

needs these hands so badly:

spaceblancmange posted:

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 00:00

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
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Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

kazil posted:

What is going on here?

Three beats a measure, no rhyme scheme, and a bunch of exclamation points OP

Tag me I'm also the fact that apparently he has been campaigning (which was interfered with) the whole time??

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 00:39

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Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Vire posted:

The funniest part is that 18 million figure that he hates came from his own documents to the IRS with how much he claimed Maralago was worth. I think the IRS do him a favor and should tax him this year based on the property being worth billions.

He's just blatantly walking back/blameshifting a ton of things he said under oath in rage I guess?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 00:41

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Now, in the quantum moment
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One moment left.
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I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

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Wifi Toilet posted:

Hahahahahaha yes

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 01:52

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Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

kazil posted:

BEFORE THE TRAIL EVEN STARTED!

As a draft dodger, the large man's propensity to poo poo-talk and denigrate the military really is loving mystifying.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 15:39

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
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Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Another Bill posted:

lmao

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 16:03

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

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Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

resident posted:

I'm getting big Sonic vibes for some reason I can't put my BEAUTIFUL LARGE fingers on.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 16:25

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

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Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

DaveWoo posted:

Johnson standing firm:

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/1745840555072934190

Gaukler posted:

So does this mean he's sticking with the Schumer plan and relying on democrats or is this some other harebrained scheme?

It appears to be the Schumer plan, yeah.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 17:21

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
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Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Johnson waggles on certain issues, hard on others.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 17:32

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Kayfabe or not, hell no

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 18:56

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:13

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I cannot imagine living a life so angry at everything

It's called being delusional, OP. This person has a magical realm where they are important, and what you are seeing is the suspension of disbelief and normalcy that comes with it.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 23:44

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