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From a ways back, but why are we praying for God? Did something happen to him?
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Jan 8, 2024 00:38
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The accordian hands are just a holdover from the proper timeline, where he was the jolly member of a polka band. Also, this deserves not to be lost. First of May posted:Stank and Choad are Friends
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Jan 12, 2024 01:20
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Help me, Rudy Giuliani, you're my only hope.
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Jan 13, 2024 01:26
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armchairyoda posted:Ol’ 2-scoops promising to get to central Iowa tonight/this weekend gives me hope (lol) that this insane-rear end blizzard will do the funniest thing possible. Gotta say, pulling a Buddy Holly would be a hell of a plot twist.
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Jan 13, 2024 22:09
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Alan Smithee posted:and i thought For gelato (I will) Blow (you) had a sex trump My money's on Froggiato going Carl Tanzler on Trump's corpse once he croaks.
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Jan 15, 2024 03:54
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priznat posted:^^ JEB! God, I hope none of those caucusgoers are wearing hats and nothing else.
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Jan 16, 2024 01:00
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That link reads to me like the cultists are trying to summon an elder God. Ia! Ia! D'naldjtrump dotcom!
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Jan 16, 2024 01:13
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Grammarchist posted:You can't tie that man down, he belongs to the ages. Is he a banjo man? Because that's the only way he could be cooler. https://richardspooralmanac.blogspot.com/2013/04/you-cant-tie-down-banjo-man.html?m=1
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Jan 18, 2024 00:32
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nobodygetshurt posted:"roger, agent. the casket has been acquired and is en route to potus. we have confirmed potus is opening the casket. it's a fillet o' fish, i repeat, fillet o' fish. ETA to potus's mouth .35 seconds. secondary napkin team standby, there is mayo all over potus's butthole mouth." Now I'm picturing Trump opening a Filet-o-Fish box like Belloq opening the Ark of the Covenant.
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Jan 18, 2024 21:45
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Waffle House posted:I like this girl, she's got pluck. She should be President. Geez, I don't know...what if she costs Trump the New York vote?
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Jan 19, 2024 03:56
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The erection was RIGID and SWOLLEN
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Jan 20, 2024 01:29
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Lazyfire posted:Losing hard in Iowa and polling at single digits in NH presaged a very embarrassing couple months of primary losses for a guy who was seen as the future of the GOP just a few months ago. NH has a history doing the "gently caress you I won't do what you tell me" thing in primary voting and is probably the best hope in the early states for someone to get a win over Trump. DeSantis being so far out of second place with just a couple days to go and dwindling funds along with a dysfunctional campaign (his Iowa campaign chair spent the last week leading up to the caucus putting together a 1000 puzzle in the office and not doing any actual work) even someone as egomaniacal as DeSantis had to have seen that he had no chance at flipping the script. There's a high percentage chance that this was clear as soon as the votes were tallied in Iowa and DeSantis has been talking to the Trump people behind the scenes since then to negotiate his exit from the campaign. I wouldn't be surprised if he or his wife didn't get cabinet positions promised out of this. Ron needs a way to keep his name in the news and soak up the Trump glory after he leaves the governorship and Casey would probably love to build her political profile. It'd be pretty hilarious if Trump gave Casey a cabinet position and not Ron. Not hilarious enough to be worth Trump back on office, but at that point I'd take my laughs where I could get them
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Jan 22, 2024 02:11
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A bunch of flowers?!?
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Jan 24, 2024 23:29
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Harald posted:Then explain this. Smh at Trump spending all that money on scalp reduction surgery when he could have just solved the problem with cranium reduction. E: What exactly is turtle saying here? Flipped how? The border is dividing them but they have to support Trump on the border? I'm just not finding his point. Esplanade fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Jan 25, 2024 |
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Jan 25, 2024 01:32
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LIKE A DOG
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Jan 26, 2024 06:25
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Send Jesus, guns, and babies The poo poo has hit the fan
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Jan 31, 2024 22:34
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Three Olives posted:https://abcnews.go.com/US/special-counsel-questioned-witnesses-2-rooms-fbi-search/story?id=106826552 I'm actually more interested in the "hidden room connected to Trump's bedroom" myself. Love to speculate on what went on in there.
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Feb 2, 2024 01:45
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emSparkly posted:As someone who has issues with unprompted body horror, ublock has been a lifesaver. I don’t know how old people can use the internet knowing they get to see stuff like this all the time. As a certified old, I deal with body horror every time I'm near a mirror.
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Feb 3, 2024 21:49
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nobodygetshurt posted:hahahahaha enlies It's a perfectly cromulent word!
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Feb 7, 2024 01:10
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Whip it, Johnson! Whip it good!
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Feb 7, 2024 01:25
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nine-gear crow posted:Literally everyone else in this picture hates him as well. lol Someone should have offered him a wafer-thin mint.
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Feb 7, 2024 22:59
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Almost Smart posted:When Trump sharts off this mortal coil, there’s like a 50/50 chance there will be dancing in the streets or massive wailing in the streets like when Kim Jong Il died (the implication being if you weren’t grieving hard enough, you would be rounded up and they would give you something to grieve about). When Thatcher croaked, the unofficial theme song was "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead". What will we have for Trump?
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Feb 11, 2024 01:08
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Meanwhile at Trump Rally Huh, Guy Fawkes masks are still a thing?
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Feb 11, 2024 01:31
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Feb 12, 2024 07:48
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PhazonLink posted:did they atleast bury the parents in a better place than the one wife? https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a49247/search-for-trump-grave/
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Feb 12, 2024 07:54
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Strong Sauce posted:maybe scott pressler didn't pack enough ensure in the trunk. He needs the Ensure to attract the Boomers. I can use the b-word, I am one.
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Feb 14, 2024 06:48
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TulliusCicero posted:
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Feb 17, 2024 00:23
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PhazonLink posted:stank and chode are hard working construction workers that lay bricks and hammer nails. Yeah, don't worry about them going homeless; they can build their own house.
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Feb 17, 2024 05:59
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"Carrie" remake took quite a turn.
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Feb 17, 2024 22:23
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kazil posted:Did they ever clear the inventory of Kanye shoes? Somewhere, there's a sweatshop spray painting them gold and slapping a "T" sticker on them.
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Feb 18, 2024 01:10
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Vampire Panties posted:oh look, confirmed bigots trying to wrangle a 25 minute presentation from a single sentence in a book they've never read 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. God created both male and female in his image? Are they going to discuss how God is clearly hermaphrodite?
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Feb 18, 2024 05:38
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nobodygetshurt posted:Donald Trump 'Girdle' Appears Visible in New Photos Looks like she's going for his nussy.
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Feb 20, 2024 01:07
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dr_rat posted:He should go full Caligula and pick pence horse Going from Trump to Biden is kind of like going from Caligula to Claudius. Wonder who Nero's gonna be?
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Feb 21, 2024 04:10
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nine-gear crow posted:The walls are closing in around him. Maybe try scraping off some of the layers of ketchup?
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Feb 21, 2024 10:06
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MrQwerty posted:no that's Louie Gohmert who resigned from Congress to run for AG of Texas against Ken Paxton lmao and also eats teeth, which is why he's so dumb Louie Gohmert waited until he shat that tooth out, then dug it out and put it back in his mouth. Many people are saying!
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Feb 22, 2024 23:10
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Dogs have very elastic genes, we just need to breed the oldest dogs selectively and we should get some 50 year old dogs in 25 years or so I support IVF so that some day I can legally vote for a himan/dog chimera.
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Mar 1, 2024 22:51
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Powershift posted:I'm starting to think Mar-a-lago doesn't actually exist and every image we've ever seen from within is AI generated. Hoping after Trump dies we get some good ghost stories out of Mar-a-Largo. Toilets flushing repeatedly, ketchup running down the walls, the scent of Fish Delites randomly drifting down the halls...
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Mar 6, 2024 06:45
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I really wish, when Dobald was wandering around the stage during the 2016 debate, Hillary would have just stopped, turned to him, asked him if he was lost, and offered to help him back to his podium. E: typo, but I'm leaving it in. 
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Mar 7, 2024 02:27
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Tai posted:Is the trump stuff going to be a stream or just loads We won't know until we check his diaper.
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Mar 7, 2024 23:12
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"Friends (0)" seems about right.
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