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Beagle advice was right there dammit!
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Dec 11, 2019 21:05
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Cleretic posted:I don't know what I'm looking at, but I feel like the moment someone explains it, I'm gonna hate it. It's a Nier/Drakengard reference. Your feeling is 100% correct.
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Jan 6, 2020 08:11
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slinkimalinki posted:Goon project: rebuild enormous wombat. Have you forgotten how goon projects generally end up? The correct solution is to set out to make them smaller and more managable. When it inevitably backfires, you will have achieved your initial goal.
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Jan 12, 2020 07:20
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Ariong posted:Can someone explain this one? Everyone's focusing on the clock. But the clearest sign of dementia is using quotation marks to indicate emphasis.
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Mar 2, 2020 22:41
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Snowy posted:What’s his company? Bellingcat. They do open-source crowd-sourced intelligence and investigation. They're most well known for being the ones to prove that Russia shot down Malaysia Airlines flight 17 back in 2014. https://www.bellingcat.com/
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Mar 17, 2020 02:04
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I know it's not a tweet, but really, that whole video from Ina Garten is fantastic and everyone should watch it. "You know, during a crisis cocktail hour can be almost any hour." https://www.instagram.com/p/B-cJUwUpxbM/
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Apr 2, 2020 04:08
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They didn't bother to use \LaTeX, SMDH
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Apr 11, 2020 17:12
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"Hitler, Stalin, and Sadam Hussein's family."
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May 10, 2020 00:51
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mind the walrus posted:I can practically hear the incels bombarding this thread chain I'm jealous: I can practically smell them.
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May 10, 2020 14:41
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Memento posted:Ahh, thank you, I didn't want to google "Jew in a basket" in case it was a precursor to hate crimes or something. I mean, murdering all Jewish children would meet the definition...
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Jul 1, 2020 04:44
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/pomo_sapiens/status/1279566701378654213 ... We didn't start the fire?
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Jul 5, 2020 23:56
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If you're like me and immediately wanted more, here's a collection: https://d.lib.msu.edu/gnn/1562#page/6/mode/2up
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Jul 9, 2020 19:09
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Moon Slayer posted:Are ... are the women going to be bait for the unicorns, or...? Apropos of very little: the main character in Baudalino relates an anecdote about how he went into the forest with a young girl to... Uh, uh, find a unicorn, that was definitely it! They totally found one. Or, at least, they found some animal with a long, stiff horn. If you know what I mean...
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Jul 11, 2020 18:48
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canyoneer posted:dog wrestling mask, eh? Ah, el poochador!
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Jul 14, 2020 17:42
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From the same Etsy seller: Church Militant boxers! 
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Jul 19, 2020 18:05
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zoux posted:You gonna gently caress around and find out 
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Jul 21, 2020 01:09
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zakharov posted:Every single reply is a conspiracy theorist. Remarkable. Every reply is a conspiracy theorist? Oh my god.  They're trying to cover up the truth! CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ARE A CONSPIRACY! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
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Jul 21, 2020 20:12
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I know a certain holistic detective agency that can help you out!
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Aug 30, 2020 19:05
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I went to a Benedictine highschool. The monks were pretty drat cool. One of the rode a motorcycle, another one had a huge woodworking shop and made canoes and guitars.
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Aug 30, 2020 21:05
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Easy. Just turn off your monitor. All monitors should come in randomly-determined funhouse mirror designs. No labels on the packaging, either: you won't know whether your reflection will be super skinny or make your head look huge or what until you get home and unpack the thing.
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Sep 4, 2020 02:11
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RandomFerret posted:Later: he meant that bar in particular, you can still go to other bars, it's fine The only reason Jesus didn't want rich people going to that bar was that the decor isn't too great so he thought they'd want to go to somewhere a bit more upscale. Matthew 19:24 is often referenced in academia as the first Yelp review.
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Sep 5, 2020 01:08
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https://twitter.com/JohnnyMcKeever/status/1302292676260265984
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Sep 5, 2020 23:20
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I see Sakeru Gum is diversifying their product line... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI
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Sep 17, 2020 00:32
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Mak0rz posted:All the plagues were like that. One giant frog, one giant locust, death of one giant firstborn, etc. Ah, I see you too have played Drakengard.
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Sep 17, 2020 04:27
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Someone with a twitter check if Foone's uploaded the pictures to Archive.org. This is very important.
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Oct 4, 2020 01:12
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/mrgeorgewallace/status/1318356263562997760?s=21 James Oppenheim posted:As we come marching, marching, in the beauty of the day,
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Oct 20, 2020 06:13
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RandomFerret posted:One in fourteen Apollo astronauts were allergic to moon rocks. That's a frighteningly common allergy, don't risk that forming in your own bladder Cave Johnson, we're done here. I feel so old that references to Portal 2 are now dated. Karia has a new favorite as of 03:29 on Oct 27, 2020 |
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Oct 27, 2020 02:56
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Ariong posted:Maybe the reason we never found the moon’s water until now is because it only just broke. And we say that the moon isn't dying. And we pray that the moon isn't dying. And just maybe the moon isn't dying. Maybe she's heavy with child. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-PaUpZFScI
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Oct 28, 2020 20:12
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:YOSPOS was spotting and IDing the various NES cartridges scattered about. That speedrun's out of date, there was a new WR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVcWG9Cxy8 The video is incredibly loving obnoxious, so I don't really recommend it.
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Oct 29, 2020 03:27
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LA LA LAND IS A PERFECT FILM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abn6cPxrc5w You can do anything at Zombocom. Anything at all. The only limit... is yourself.
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Nov 9, 2020 20:15
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Stealth Tiger posted:https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687 You know, the dude does seem to be anti-Italic. All that bolding for emphasis, and not one little CTRL-I? Bold typefaces are blunt, conspicuous, the equivalent of making a point by shouting it at the top of your lungs. Italics, on the other hand, are the intellectual's intensifiers. Subtle, easily overlooked by those who just want to skim rather than read deeply, more akin to a rye grin and a wink to an enlightened audience than a raised voice. Anyone can use bolding to make their statement seem dramatic, but it takes a truly great poster to pull off italics.
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Nov 25, 2020 02:52
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Don't get me wrong, it's very clever, but I'm not sure I'd call this a good tweet...
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Nov 26, 2020 01:22
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If only he wasn't completely wrong. Canned cranberry sauce sucks, homemode with whole berries and a bit of orange all the way. For shame.
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Nov 26, 2020 05:49
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Everything about quibi has such strong urban legend energy. It presumably had a bunch of subscribers but I have never met a person who actually used it. I am extremely sad to report that this is, in fact, an urban legend  https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jack-sparrow-house-quibi/
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Dec 1, 2020 03:03
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Garrand posted:It's not art if it can't make money. Also it's not art if it makes too much money. For a long time, Robert Southey was unsure how to monetize Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Ultimately, he decided to give two thirds of the story away for free and only charge for the remainder. One third of the story was low art, and nobody wanted to pay for it. Another third of the story was high art, and thus (again) nobody wanted to pay for it. The other third? The other third was just right.
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Tiggum posted:It's worth clicking through for the comments on the original (@TPSGunsSeized) post. Haha, someone found it on Amazon. Like, the exact same thing. It's a non-firing replica. https://www.amazon.com/Denix-Replica-Double-Barrel-Derringer/dp/B00AY1L5A4
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Dec 17, 2020 07:51
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No, no, this makes total sense. Remember that tweet about how a girl had died after getting vaccinated, and it turned out that she'd been hit by a car while playing in the front yard? It turns out that vaccines are magnets. And if I learned anything from Breath of the Wild, it's that metals attract lightning. Old dude must not have been able to open the menu to de-equip the vaccine quickly when it started sparking.
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/egg_dog/status/1344571969354797057 Lions don't wear masks. Lions are loving dipshits. Like, you know how your cat will just sometimes get freaked out for literally no reason, or just randomly decide to piss everywhere? Lions are that, but like 400 pounds of dumbass. Be smarter than a loving lion. Wear a mask.
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flavor.flv posted:You either die or you smash your face enough times that you no longer look like Tony Hawk Or you get good enough to perform the tricks and
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