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quote:INT. DANK TORTURE BASEMENT – NIGHT
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# ? Nov 18, 2015 15:46 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 10:55 |
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Every once in a while the planets align and there is a funny post in D&DErenthal posted:The Daily Mail is like a secret underground newspaper distributed by neo-nazis, right? fatherboxx posted:Literally The Daily Mail founder Nenonen posted:I see. And who is the guy on the left?
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# ? Nov 18, 2015 17:27 |
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Stop posting pics of GE cafe. It's mean and not funny.
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# ? Nov 18, 2015 18:15 |
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Its not GEcafe without a loose sausage casing.
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# ? Nov 18, 2015 21:21 |
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Breetai posted:Its not GEcafe without a loose sausage casing. and a single slice of tomato on the floor
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# ? Nov 18, 2015 21:26 |
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:SuperMechaGodzilla is the greatest poster on the forums, and anyone who has him on ignore just hates thinking. it's the kind of thinking you get on mind altering substances. I like it.
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# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:02 |
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VendaGoat posted:and a single slice of tomato on the floor I've never had a post make me want to throw up before.
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# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:09 |
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VanSandman posted:I've never had a post make me want to throw up before.
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# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:40 |
Sham bam bamina! posted:Wait, you were fine with the original colon-making GBS threads story, but a metaphorical reference to one detail is what turns your stomach? maybe he dont like tomatoes?
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# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:57 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Wait, you were fine with the original colon-making GBS threads story, but a metaphorical reference to one detail is what turns your stomach? It's the turning the whole thing into a metaphor for food. I've eaten tomatoes. I don't want to think of tomatoes like that.
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# ? Nov 18, 2015 23:18 |
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VanSandman posted:It's the turning the whole thing into a metaphor for food. I've eaten tomatoes. I don't want to think of tomatoes like that.
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# ? Nov 18, 2015 23:21 |
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# ? Nov 19, 2015 00:37 |
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You gently caress. (good job)
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# ? Nov 19, 2015 00:57 |
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# ? Nov 19, 2015 10:10 |
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Hyperlynx posted:That's an Aussie burger chain. Pretty good food. AtomD posted:Typical. Someone writes nonsensical poo poo and people on the internet say it's because of Aus burgers.
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# ? Nov 19, 2015 11:02 |
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Poor Lowtax's Almanac, a collection of "lifehacks" from about 10 years ago. The 'Good Old Days' of GBS posted:You post to an internet forum full of pedophiles, pants-shitters, depressed and paxil-ingesting people suffering from various mental illnesses, social misfits, drug users, and perpetrators of every sexual fetish imaginable, and ask US what to do?
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# ? Nov 19, 2015 13:36 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:that whole thread is great It really, really is. Triticum Guzzler posted:Life has just turned to pure poo poo lately for a lot of reasons. One is that my dick is fairly average, a mere 7.5 inches, but fairly wide, I buy XXL condoms, I have depression and roam the streets at night in a Batman costume laying SSRI spiked caltrops to thwart the cum loads of bad guys, growling "I am the Anorgasmic Gamer" from the shadows. Two is that life just sucks. The Golden Man posted:(thulsa doom appears atop snake mountain between two flaming pyres and declaims loudly to his acolytes below)
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# ? Nov 19, 2015 20:17 |
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On the recent mod drama over the leper colony and autobanning:no they will not posted:It might sound hosed up to say that BYOB mod dogcrash truther typed out his post in the GBS autoban thread, and choked back sobs thinking of his BYOB pals that would never again have their avatar photoshopped into a pic that his avatar was also photoshopped into, and he had to drink some beer to calm his nerves, and he very slowly clicked submit post as tears fell from his eyes onto the keyboard, and a slow melancholy version of the byob reggae was playing the whole time, but it's 100% true. no they will not posted:stereo: Hurf de... durf it's... BYOB... time [violins swelling]
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 00:09 |
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 01:07 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Never thought I'd applaud pics of a child predator
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 03:56 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:Hello ladies, it is I, the virgburglar and I am here to burgle your virgle.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 06:53 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:On the recent mod drama over the leper colony and autobanning: Everyone should go to the leper colony right now and read El Spider's post-probation meltdown, typed out as the probation reasons for several other posters until he got banned.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:56 |
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Ryoshi posted:Everyone should go to the leper colony right now and read El Spider's post-probation meltdown, typed out as the probation reasons for several other posters until he got banned. Holy crap, not just banned but permabanned .
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 17:09 |
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Ryoshi posted:Everyone should go to the leper colony right now and read El Spider's post-probation meltdown, typed out as the probation reasons for several other posters until he got banned. Someone give him so he can make a parachute.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:39 |
Neddy Seagoon posted:Holy crap, not just banned but permabanned . wait, what did I miss he was just made a mod, that has to be the quickest meltdown ever
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:56 |
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Mrs. Lowtax implied there was some other stuff going on besides just those probations.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:58 |
Aphrodite posted:Mrs. Lowtax implied there was some other stuff going on besides just those probations. did the tax man get cucked?
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 20:00 |
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From what I can tell, Lowtax got really mad at him for posting in a thread whose title and OP both consisted of the word "friend of the family" instead of instantly gassing thread banning OP, and making said post an image with no text when this was something he had previously probated people for. Lowtax gave him a 3-day probie in response to that, and instead of shooting him a PM or email to ask why, El Spider decided to express his confusion and sense of betrayal through the medium of the leper's colony which is a very weird and very public forum for something that could have been handled privately.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 20:57 |
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Becoming a GBS mod is basically like taking the trip in Stephen King's The Jaunt. El Spider kept his eyes open the whole way through the Leper's Colony.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 22:11 |
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Seat Safety Switch posted:The Viper has actually done us a major service in removing the kind of people who would own a Viper from public society. When the car was announced they appeared unbidden at the gates of Dodge dealerships across the country, rubbing their blood-stained hands against the immaculate window glass until a salesman came outside and taught them how to use a door.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 22:13 |
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Ryoshi posted:Everyone should go to the leper colony right now and read El Spider's post-probation meltdown, typed out as the probation reasons for several other posters until he got banned. Hahaha holy poo poo that is brilliant, mowing down innocent posters in the crossfire
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 22:26 |
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loquacius posted:From what I can tell, Lowtax got really mad at him for posting in a thread whose title and OP both consisted of the word "friend of the family" instead of instantly gassing thread banning OP, and making said post an image with no text when this was something he had previously probated people for. Lowtax gave him a 3-day probie in response to that, and instead of shooting him a PM or email to ask why, El Spider decided to express his confusion and sense of betrayal through the medium of the leper's colony which is a very weird and very public forum for something that could have been handled privately. This seems to be a good summation.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 22:44 |
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Darth123123 posted:This seems to be a good summation. This was after he tried to ban Applewhite for making a funny post. So a dumb but amusing STDH post by one of the few good posters is bannable, but a thread called "friend of the family" is something to keep posting in. loquacius posted:For twenty minutes, you have been asking: Who is Jon Pop? This is Jon Pop speaking. I am the man who hates your wife. I am the man who does not sacrifice his values to gain anyone else's love. I am the man who has been deprived of sexual outlets and thus has destroyed your positive posting experience, and if you wish to know why you are reading lovely threads -- you who dread the Red Pill -- I am the man who will now tell you.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 23:47 |
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Woah Spido noooooooo! He seemed so chill and all, even changed his mind on the Apple probie when people told him he was acting wack. I was just starting to like the dude.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 01:19 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:This was after he tried to ban Applewhite for making a funny post. So a dumb but amusing STDH post by one of the few good posters is bannable, but a thread called "friend of the family" is something to keep posting in. I missed the apple post.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 01:29 |
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e: ^^^^^^ here ya go buddyBooblord Zagats posted:I would never trust a retard again Small but great part totally misrepresenting an even great story. Clickity.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 01:32 |
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Karate Bastard posted:e: ^^^^^^ here ya go buddy Holy moly I glanced over that thread. Tyvm. In a sick way. E: it feels right that lady lowtax started it
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 01:46 |
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klapman posted:rule not with an iron fist, but with a guiding hand, as one tends a bonsai tree full of tiny people shouting "im gay" all through the day and night
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 04:16 |
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mysterious loyall X posted:OP i am a genuinely unlikeable, unpleasant person to be around. additionally, i am extremeley stupid. i have hilitosis, lumbago, invountary celibacy, i wear a fedora that says mra in smeared blue dry erase marker on the brim, cattarhs, consumption, greasy stool due 2ndary to olestra; i stink of cumin, tumperic, paprika, and cayanne pepper; mucous constantly drips from my eyes and i go about my day with those eye crystal boogers dangling from my eyelashes; i complain loudly to all and sundy about my thin, watery jizzum payloads which i claim are a result of my prescription ssris; i am self-centered, maudlin, whining, and i affecta british accent so ppl will think i'm smart and say cheers intead of thank you; i constantly slouch, which emphasizes the my disgusting pear shaped body and stick arms; i have a polyp on vocal cords that gives my speech a rasping quality, and it sounds like i am a sieve of saliva when i speak; i am completely unable to form or maintain interpersonal relationships with other humans, and even my insanely stupid yapping dog finds my presence more or less intolerable; i have been wearing the same briefs for 4 days; recently i have begun to pluck my nose hairs in public, as well as scratch my ear canals with my index finger. for these reasons, as well as many unlisted, i have amassed hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of terrible posts accross several different internet forums over he past 14 years or so.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 15:07 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 10:55 |
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Jeff Goldblum IRL posted:http://i.imgur.com/3JPmA1R.png Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's 'shopped, here's the original.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 17:30 |