DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

ah yes

that known font of consistent hilarity

the private musings of the mods

frozenpussy posted:

Do you know how hard it is to drill peepholes through brick

Javid posted:

Not very if you use the correct drill?

Cakefool posted:

Discretely though. You can drill through drywall with a spoon.

canyoneer posted:

The harder part is getting it to line up exactly with the eyes of the portrait on the other side

Freudian posted:

I deleted what I'd originally written in this post after I realised it was constructive criticism of a cartoon about a horse being turned on by Doonesbury. I'm leaving this message here instead as as a reminder to everyone else staring into the abyss.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Eschers Basement posted:

Soviet Union 2: Electricty Boogaloos You

b0lt posted:

Pittsburgh laughs at your peasant 4 way intersections. (also the two Inez Ways)



edit: And 6 way intersections!

JohnGalt posted:

i reside in this map

Jerry Cotton posted:

Nonviolent J posted:

if i want to buy ear stretchers for 2 dollars from china then god loving damnit i loving will

flakeloaf posted:

Say no to senseless price-gauging.

Biplane posted:

Well, one of the cars from Cars 1 apparently dies of old age between it and Cars 2, but whether or not it was due to something else (gearbox... ), we aren't told. But theres another character in Cars 1 who is like a rickety old oldsmobile who, as far as I can tell, was built old? What the gently caress these movies are ruining me

Slime posted:

How would the cars/planes even get repaired? THEY DON'T HAVE loving HANDS.

Elfgames posted:

Pit Crew cars exist in the movie. so probably slower versions of those or maybe they have an automated factory with non sentient robots.

Inzombiac posted:

But... who made the robots?

Away all Goats posted:

It's robots all the way down

Wild T posted:

iEhovah, obviously.

Tesseraction posted:

y'all chuckleheads are gonna feel real dumb when Laurence Lessig squeaks out a surprise win at the convention

brian boyko vp

Mirthless posted:

A corrupt neoliberal shill head of the democratic party was getting ready to nominate Hillary Clinton, known proxy for the Koch brothers

"Before the convention begins, you must get on your knees and worship Hillary and accept that she has the most highest chance of defeating Donald Trump in 2016, even greater than Bernie Sanders!“

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, professor who had taught some classes at Harvard and understood a thing or two about the law and constitution stood up and pointed at the stage.

"How soon are you going to get rid of Citizens United?”

The arrogant chairwoman smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Never, you stupid socialist.”

"Wrong. We're going to get rid of it on day one. If you all vote me into office right now, and then I walk over the easily defeated donald Trump… then I can get citizens united turned over, and hand the presidency directly to Bernie Sanders."

The chairwoman was visibly shaken, and dropped her goldman-sachs employee handbook and huge sack of lobbyist donations. She stormed out of the room crying those neoliberal shill tears. The same tears neoliberals cry for the “wealthy” (who today live in such squalor that they can only have 500,000,000 dollars in unused assets) when they jealously subsidize wealth from their employee's wages. There is no doubt that at this point our Chairwoman, Debbie Wasserman Schulz, wished she had pulled herself up by her bootstraps and rejected the corporate influence of lobbyists on the party. She wished so much that she had a gun to shoot herself from embarrassment, but she herself had petitioned against them!

The delegates applauded that day and all voted for Laurence Lessig as their presidential candidate. An small bird named “Democratic Socialism” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the podium. Upton Sinclair's The Jungle was read several times, and Obama himself showed up and enacted a 90% tax rate for all rich people in the country.

The Chairwoman lost her role as and was fired the next day. She was primaried out of her senate seat and was doomed to an obscurity in state level government.

Hail Satan.
p.s. full communism now

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

macbooks pro

buttcrackmenace posted:

one is a macbook the other is a macbook pro

now what

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

macbooks pro et al

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sweeperbravo posted:

I think this got posted here when it happened but I'm reading the thread it happened in and just came across it. It was funny when it happened but now I'm a little creeped out



This and another similar post in the STDH thread were this user's last posts on this forum and they haven't logged in since

Was this the post of a dying man in a fit?

rodbeard posted:

Hulk Hogan cum shoes.

Phanatic posted:

I've seen pictures of what happens when the foam fire suppression triggers in a hangar, but until yesterday I'd never witnessed it directly. Three airplanes completely buried, you couldn't even tell by looking in the hangar that there were aircraft in there.

Then the wind whipped up and I ended up being slowly chased down the ramp by a big foam whirlwind

PBS Newshour posted:

Heh, classic reference there... I get it I get it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

speaking of roasted shoes

NC-17 posted:

NC-17 posted:

What's amazing is how little photoshopping was required.

Febreeze posted:

Febreeze posted:

The Nards Pan posted:

Is it possible to get an advanced directive that if I require ketamine in an ambulance the driver turns on either hard house or dub step and flicks the lights on and off a bunch?

Cabbit posted:

I should see if I can get my boyfriend to address me as Homo Supreme.

Chichevache posted:

Sam Bradford lmao in the Football Funhouse thought it would be a good idea to post a picture of his terrible attempt at a steak. It's evolved into a several page dog pile that is pretty drat good. The fun starts on page 94, but he originally posted his bad meat earlier in the week.

TSBX posted:

Tips on making high resolution things match lower resolution would be awesome too.

Henchman of Santa posted:

I was partial to this one

Snapchat A Titty posted:

I mostly quoted it for the mental image of shoes full of cum (or even a goddamned cum-drawer) but alright be that guy

Snapchat A Titty posted:

I mostly quoted it for the mental image of shoes full of cum (or even a goddamned cum-drawer) but alright be that guy

SplitSoul posted:

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down.
For sure it's the valley of death.

I untie my shoes.
And they're full of cum.

SplitSoul posted:

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down.
For sure it's the valley of death.

I untie my shoes.
And they're full of cum.

mister magpie posted:

Trump speaks his mind. He tells it like it is. He gives it to you straight. No bull. No PC baby talk.

alnilam posted:

PC baby talk: aww the widdle boy wants to open the file explowew? pwess windows key + e for a cute widdle shortcut, a coochycoo

quote:

Its going to be cool to start making out during the stringy part on Burn The Witch, unbuttoning his jeans and giving him a slow handjob during the beautiful Daydreaming which is showstopping in only the second slot a la Pyramid Song from Amnesiac; sucking cock to the intimate, pleadin g"Desert Island Disk", and having full-on sex as political track "The Numbers" comes in, the first of the the gorgeous run of the final four tracks of Moon Shaped Pool. Ideally the loving will be over before True Love Waits, which is overpoweringly sad, itll just be cuddling by that point - The Present Tense or the tasteful, unintrusively electronic "Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief" would be great times for the guy to cum

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I laughed.

Gum posted:

I genuinely thought death threats were the most embarrassing way to respond to a delayed video game, but it turns out it's actually thank you cards

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I laughed.

sweeperbravo posted:

I think this got posted here when it happened but I'm reading the thread it happened in and just came across it. It was funny when it happened but now I'm a little creeped out



This and another similar post in the STDH thread were this user's last posts on this forum and they haven't logged in since

Was this the post of a dying man in a fit?

Inzombiac posted:

My phone never breaks because I don't have one. I just shout whatever I'm thinking.
My IRL Twitter account (me) has a dozen followers (police).

quote:

If I saw a midget town and midget children were harmlessly hucking rocks at me with their awful 2-chamber peanut fingers, I'd Godzilla that motherfucker to the ground.

Roro posted:

Probably Finnish.

Cumslut1895 posted:

trapped mouse posted:

This post is QI as gently caress.

Also, they're not wrong.