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OMGVBFLOL posted:the climactic battle at the end of the world: three nerds square off in the field of battle (the parking lot of an abandoned radio shack)
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 05:23 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:29 |
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ha ha ha. i mean wouldn't the car always win
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:16 |
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Dat thread title
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:17 |
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trapped mouse posted:ha ha ha. i mean wouldn't the car always win https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpvAR5KqkBQ
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:31 |
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skasion posted:This is a way bigger scale than anything in Lord of the Rings. The Battle of the Hornburg is about 2000 men of Rohan vs maybe 10000 Uruk-hai and some number of Dunlendings. Battle of the Pelennor is about 3-4k soldiers defending the city plus 6000 cavalry under Theoden and a small force under Aragorn vs some tens of thousands of the Morgul-host. Battle of the Morannon is 6000-ish soldiers under Aragorn outnumbered (but it's not clear by how much) by the Mordor-armies. We're talking pretty modestly sized forces here, as you might expect given the general lack of central government authority, road networks, or indeed any development or habitation at all over large areas of land in Middle-earth.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:36 |
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Gotta resist the temptation to get in there and just misrepresent the army deployment sizes
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 06:46 |
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Das Boo posted:Rape is a myth made up by Star Trek fans who mistranslated the Klingon word for "immigrant."
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:13 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:How does a hopping fetish start, exactly? Stabbatical posted:With one foot on the ground.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 01:44 |
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Kemix posted:Wat. Seriously. WAT? Jesus christ. Shutting down your IRC is one thing. Making god drat loving -safe spaces- to control any and all criticism is even loving worse. gently caress, that's nost just shooting yourself in the foot. That's blowing your own god drat head off in front of everyone like some sort of macabre show and tell.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:28 |
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Like every other post about safe spaces, this was in a thread about watching someone play a Pokemon game. The MSJ posted:Michael Bay is making an ivory poaching documentary and one of the best Optimus Prime toys ever transformed into a mammoth. I wish these facts are connected somehow.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:35 |
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Action Jacktion posted:Fafhrd and Gray Mouser was sending up sword & sorcery clichés even in the in 1940s. There's one where they discover they've been cursed by an evil wizard and Fafhrd just rolls his eyes and says "Again?" Choco1980 posted:So uh, we're all just going to ignore the third rogue in those pages then? Okay. Action Jacktion posted:They're trying to lift a curse that causes a chicken to follow them around. Avulsion posted:I can think of an easier way to break that curse AND get a free meal. Keeshhound posted:Are you sure you want to risk having the remains follow you around forever? Choco1980 posted:Nobody likes a poultreygeist. PoultryGeist posted:Rude!
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 03:19 |
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Holy poo poo a , good pi post
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:06 |
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There's a new Star Wars novel that reveals what happened to Jar Jar after Return of The Jedi:quote:Since children started coming in by the shipload as refugees, the Gungan has served them, performing for the kids once or twice a day. He does tricks. He juggles. He falls over and shakes his head as his eyes roll around inside their fleshy stalks. He makes goofy sounds and does strange little dances. Sometimes its the same performance, repeated. Sometimes the Gungan does different things, things youve never seen, things youll never see again. Just a few days ago, he splashed into the fountains center, then pretended to have the streams shoot him way up in the air. He leapt straight up, then back down with a splash. And he leapt from compass point to compass point, back and forth, before finally conking his head on the edge and plopping down on his butt. Shaking his head. Tongue wagging. All the kids laughed. Then the Gungan laughed, too. SuperMechagodzilla posted:Neo-EU author, in an attempt to save Star Wars from Jar Jar Binks, unwittingly recreates The Day The Clown Cried.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 02:46 |
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Alopex posted:Why didn't Gandalf just call up those loving eagles from the start instead of dragging people around mountains and mines and losing hobbits all over? Slime posted:Because the eagles would steal the one ring and try and rule the world. Piell posted:Let Frodo ride one, that obviously works because no horse ever tried to steal the one ring rydiafan posted:Horses don't have sentience. The eagles in LotR are of (at least) equal intelligence with the men, dwarves, elves, etc. Gromit posted:Are LOTR horses some sort of robot? Polyseme posted:Fantasy horses are robots, yes. Well established fact. Bar Crow posted:Poor ol' Freckles, divided by zero and died.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 07:25 |
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The MSJ posted:There's a new Star Wars novel that reveals what happened to Jar Jar after Return of The Jedi: Doctor, I am Jar-Jar!
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 07:47 |
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That's Senator Binks to you.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 14:22 |
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Also horses don't have loving fingers so unless one used it as the One Cockring or something that wouldn't work now would it?
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 14:32 |
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You know what? They should have had Sam swallow the loving thing then he could have poo poo it off the edge into mount doom, accidentally cleveland steamering Gollum on the way down.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 14:33 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:You know what? They should have had Sam swallow the loving thing then he could have poo poo it off the edge into mount doom, accidentally cleveland steamering Gollum on the way down. i found a funny forums quote
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 15:45 |
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Good find, a powerful combo.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 16:20 |
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Randler posted:I'm implying that if America were a person, it'd be a middle manager who insists everything to be done in Powerpoint because he believes Powerpoint can be used for anything. BI NOW GAY LATER posted:We alreayd know what America would be like as a person. It's our president.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:32 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:Black Manta once claimed that he hated Aquaman because Aquaman stood in the way of his plan to build an underwater utopia for black people. That was later revealed to be a lie. Black Manta has had multiple explanations for his feud with Auqaman, and they have all eventually turned out be lies. Black Manta just really hates Aquaman for no reason.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 21:53 |
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cynic posted:Gandalf: Hmm gunna give these retard midgets the most powerful, evil thing ever, hope for the best *takes huge toke and blows out a smoke ring in the shape of a big ganja leaf*
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 22:22 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Also horses don't have loving fingers so unless one used it as the One Cockring or something that wouldn't work now would it? I believe it's established that the One Ring changes its size to accomodate its bearer.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 22:23 |
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Placeholder posted:I believe it's established that the One Ring changes its size to accomodate its bearer.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 22:52 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Also horses don't have loving fingers so unless one used it as the One Cockring or something that wouldn't work now would it? Horses, an animal known for their small, finger sized cocks.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 23:29 |
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Placeholder posted:I believe it's established that the One Ring changes its size to accomodate its bearer. To accommodate it's bearer's finger.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 23:35 |
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Nah man you know Sauron set that thing to huge and used it as a hula hoop when no one was watching.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 23:57 |
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New Terrence Malick movie incoming.Coffee And Pie posted:Dark La La Land looks great corn in the bible posted:Only Gay Forgives
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:41 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Someone who remembers Vietnam just knocked up someone who doesn't remember September 11th
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 01:36 |
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jetz0r posted:Horses, an animal known for their small, finger sized cocks. A handy piece of knowledge if ever there was one.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 01:39 |
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That's scary deep. Almost as bad as a Fraggle Rock fan knocking up a Teletubbies kid.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 05:04 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:cakefarts lady has a rockin' rear end when she isn't blowing farts out of it
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 16:27 |
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Way to miss the point E: i mean the cake is right there and you're looking at some rear end in a top hat smdh Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 19:19 on Feb 19, 2017 |
# ? Feb 19, 2017 16:36 |
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no they will not posted:intel: Sir. Report just came in from hq. Apparently star citizen thread poster Burpo_Stephenuniverse just figured out that the 5 people all calling him a dumbass for similar reasons was actually a coordinated top secret special ops strike.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:37 |
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ArfJason posted:[series of flags by uncle wrinkles or whoever]
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 00:42 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:"computer end program"
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:02 |
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Jose posted:i'm going to use less instead of fewer rear end cobra posted:Are you going to post fewer?
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 19:47 |
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:I'm so glad Milo is done Elephanthead posted:That is what the 8th grader said.
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Talking about how goons are actually the shadow hand that runs the internetSpaceClown posted:not anymore after the colossal fuckfest that transpired a few months ago. Nooner posted:no one fucks with our pants shittign game
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