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carry on then posted:i also use black bezels as steve intended the ipod was white. way to make yourself look like a colossal moron
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poty posted:the ipod was white. way to make yourself look like a colossal moron the last entirely new device steve jobs introduced, the first ipad, was only available with black bezels. try again.
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qirex posted:all my apple devices are space grey or jet black because white bezels are the worst
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carry on then posted:the last entirely new device steve jobs introduced, the first ipad, was only available with black bezels. try again. they were having problems making white stuff. they tried with the iphone 4 the same year and it took months before it worked so this is not canon
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if you ain't gold you a old
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rose gold more like looks old
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Doc Block posted:rose gold dock block whats your fav ipad color
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why don't we just ask Steve what the best bezel color is ooh that's right he died because he insisted on treating his treatable cancer with juice cleanses
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all this bad windows posting brought back 'a buff gay dude' gj
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black is best
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ok fine
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white bezel more like poo poo pretzel
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pram posted:all this bad windows posting brought back 'a buff gay dude' gj I'm a full Apple household m8
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:actually it's totally cool to make fun of a dude who bought into his own hype so much he thought he could treat serious cancer with fruit, that poo poo is funny as hell imho A Buff Gay Dude posted:especially the ones who think that different rules apply to them because of their success in specific areas, for example being able to use fruit to cure cancer because they made a good phone. that poo poo is funny. A Buff Gay Dude posted:How many families could have sent their kids to college or paid off their underwater mortgages with the money Steve spent on shooting purestrain kale juice up his rear end? Not to mention he still got a liver transplant after he realized what an arrogant idiot he was and that could have gone to someone who wasn't a rich CEO about to die anyway by that point. A Buff Gay Dude posted:*fly flies from wall to land on fruit about to be stuffed up Steve's rear end* A Buff Gay Dude posted:we DO know it wasn't the type of cancer that can be cured via assfruit A Buff Gay Dude posted:every time someone makes a call from an iPhone to an android I wish the android would do a ring back tone that says "Steve Jobs died of cancer because he thought putting fruit up his rear end would fix it" on repeat A Buff Gay Dude posted:how about shoving durian paste up your butt hole but, now hear me out, also using your ungodly amount of money to get the real deal cancer treatment. A Buff Gay Dude posted:generally agree but in no universe is "cold pressed fruit smoothie up the rear end" the correct treatment and it was in fact a sign of capitalistic hubris A Buff Gay Dude posted:the better CEO of Apple died because he tried to treat cancer by shoving fruit up his rear end lmao A Buff Gay Dude posted:you sure that clip exists? I think stebe was mumbling about fruit and his own rear end. A Buff Gay Dude posted:stebes traditional treatment wasn't severe and had a high likelihood of success A Buff Gay Dude posted:how about shoving durian paste up your butt hole but, now hear me out, also using your ungodly amount of money to get the real deal cancer treatment. A Buff Gay Dude posted:Steve Jobs bought the original Juicero Prototype for his butt cancer treatment. lol
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all of these posts are completely correctal
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You can be correct and a very bad poster, and also the opposite.
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:why don't we just ask Steve what the best bezel color is ooh that's right he died because he insisted on treating his treatable cancer with juice cleanses the best bezel color is black as on the best macs and original ipads emoji posted:You can be correct and a very bad poster, and also the opposite. please recognize stymie
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the iphone 5 was the dirge to stebe, the 7 is back in black because they got a new stebe and the band is back fuckers
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ugh, my work gave me a lunix machine and a god-awful non-hidpi screen. what's the cheapest way to get a 5k mac-based front end to this? it doesn't need to have any power, it just needs to run a text editor and terminal.
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The Management posted:ugh, my work gave me a lunix machine and a god-awful non-hidpi screen. what's the cheapest way to get a 5k mac-based front end to this? it doesn't need to have any power, it just needs to run a text editor and terminal. so you got a dell running gnu/windows 10?
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fruit rear end
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goin to the fruit stand to get a new battery for my mba 2011 rip me
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BONGHITZ posted:goin to the fruit stand to get a new battery for my mba 2011 rip me i just ordered one online to DIY i mean its easy to take apart the 2011s
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it's even easier to blow your nuts off in a lithium explosion, hope you bought a good one
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infernal machines posted:it's even easier to blow your nuts off in a lithium explosion nah that's not what i'm about
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pram posted:lol imagine how good our phones tablets and laptops would be if someone had the balls to tell stebe not to use the fruit instead of being a sycophantic fruit man
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poty posted:dock block whats your fav ipad color black like stebes original vision
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:imagine how good our phones tablets and laptops would be if someone had the balls to tell stebe not to use the fruit instead of being a sycophantic fruit man please...youll attract the stymie again
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:imagine how good our phones tablets and laptops would be if someone had the balls to tell stebe not to use the fruit instead of being a sycophantic fruit man this is a terrible gimmick. it sucks used rear end fruit
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people sure ran joking about steves stupid ideas on cancer care into the ground quick
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:people sure ran joking about steves stupid ideas on cancer care into the ground quick much like fruits steve
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SA rips the poo poo out of like every rich man and nearly calls for their violent deaths in every other thread but mocking stebe for pushing fruits up his rear end? now thats outta line, mate
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No it's just that guy's bad writing
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:SA rips the poo poo out of like every rich man and nearly calls for their violent deaths in every other thread but mocking stebe for pushing fruits up his rear end? now thats outta line, mate unrustle your jimmies
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:SA rips the poo poo out of like every rich man and nearly calls for their violent deaths in every other thread but mocking stebe for pushing fruits up his rear end? now thats outta line, mate tech bros get a hard pass on shittery as long as the toys they make are quality.
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white bezels look good but the black border between screen / bezel is an atrocity black devices forever
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the gigantic bezels on mac books look hilariously cheap.
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Jobs was weird but he got poo poo done properly
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Vintersorg posted:Jobs was weird say what you will about his fruit-heavy diet, it kept him regular
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 13:55 |
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https://twitter.com/MacRumors/status/880091371935121408
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