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guestimate posted:I would think that now at work when a boss or coworker asks you to do something stupid or is an rear end in a top hat you can be like, "Ok, Dyatlov."🤨 Jose posted:I still can't believe he was allowed to ruin a nuclear plant after getting all those hikers killed Kazak posted:Everyone fucks up at first, hence why he got a pass
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Booooooooooo
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# ? Jun 14, 2019 17:56 |
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cmon its funny /
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# ? Jun 14, 2019 17:58 |
e: wrong thread
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Sulla Faex posted:e: wrong thread thats not funny
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# ? Jun 14, 2019 19:42 |
oh then i must be in the right thread
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Sulla Faex posted:oh then i must be in the right thread HEYOOOO
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# ? Jun 14, 2019 20:25 |
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Sulla Faex posted:oh then i must be in the right thread
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# ? Jun 14, 2019 20:26 |
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BaronVonVaderham posted:Speaking of which, I could apparently go work for pornhub pretty easily, but I value my sanity. Neddy Seagoon posted:A Corporate culture with family values means something entirely different there. Inspector_666 posted:We're like a family here, a step-family!
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# ? Jun 14, 2019 21:36 |
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Captain Log posted:Weird European Talk - When I was in Germany in 2003, I was with my friend at her AbiBall graduation and poo poo. I was a big ole' liberal who was anti-Iraq, and all the German media had us portrayed as all red state war mongers. I got along well with the people my age. This is where the "Tennessee Jack" nickname came from. (Logan from a native German comes out LoegKhan.)
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# ? Jun 14, 2019 21:54 |
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frankenfreak posted:wrong thread more like wrongthreadness
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# ? Jun 14, 2019 21:55 |
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kimbo305 posted:Your gf was ok with staying at a place called The Moulin Rouge? Was Hon Hon Baguetterie all booked up?
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# ? Jun 14, 2019 22:04 |
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oh god damnit
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# ? Jun 14, 2019 22:06 |
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Happy_Misanthrope posted:32 minutes...32 loving minutes Cygni posted:its cool how hes able to make a living just talking about presentation slides for 30 minutes. the thing isn't even out yet. VelociBacon posted:He knows his market, AMD owners have been used to slideshows for years.
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# ? Jun 15, 2019 01:12 |
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Sagebrush posted:Booooooooooo What? That was amazing.
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# ? Jun 15, 2019 04:48 |
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In the case of the new FF7 remake trailer forgetting the personalities of the characters in the originalGalaxander posted:Hopefully the story will be insanely different from the original with no explanation. Elentor posted:VINCENT floats from his coffin, menacingly. His dark hair flows, but there is no wind.
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# ? Jun 15, 2019 09:02 |
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From the department of really really weird flexesa kitten posted:It's no Death Talks About Life Dillbag posted:It's because no one that reads animes is ever going to get an S.T.D., which I guess is why I have the herpes
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# ? Jun 15, 2019 21:29 |
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wilderthanmild posted:I'm terrified of heights so that would probably have still killed me via heart attack. Cojawfee posted:Are you a horse? Powerful Two-Hander posted:"hey we're really high up here, the people down there look tiny! Like ant...."
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# ? Jun 16, 2019 00:34 |
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Freckles has provided me with a disproportionate amount of humour over the years(?). He/she needs a small statue or something
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Outrail posted:Freckles has provided me with a disproportionate amount of humour over the years(?). He/she needs a small statue or something
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no jokes or punchlines, i just legitimately enjoyed these poetic and candid encounters with nazis in americaImperador do Brasil posted:Anecdotally, when we had the huge flood in ‘05, my friend Steve and his then-girlfriend Nat were coming from Allentown to visit. Important to the story: Steve is black and Nat isn’t. Their car got swept into a ditch by the water a half mile from my very very rural house and they had to crawl out of the sunroof to go get help (they didn’t realize how close they were to my house). First house they went to gladly let them in to use the phone, super nice people, etc. but hanging on the wall was a huge Stars ‘n Bars. Steve said it felt super weird and ominous despite how nice the people were. NatasDog posted:Yeah, I'm in the Harrisburg area and a half hour in any direction can land you straight into Deliverance. Croatoan posted:Living in Georgia I have encountered a few and it's gross. First time I was working in a big box store copy department and on my first day as a manager I walked in and two really sickly goth people where at the counter getting help from this little old lady that also worked there. I looked at what they were copying and it was hand drawn portraits of their favorite SS members. It was literally my first day as I got transferred there as a manager and had no idea what to do so I stood gobsmacked as they finished and left. Brawnfire posted:It's super weird to just come across them. I was at a Barnes & Noble years ago, and saw a child of four-ish go up to an alt-history book with a swastika on it and point. Skinny, shaved head dad with prominent iron cross neck tattoo says " aw, no, buddy we don't want that book; they don't have good things to say about the Fuhrer." Then he catches my eye and I just sort of Homer Simpson into the bushes back to my teenage sci-fi section haven. It was pretty much my first actual confirmation that Nazis were still very real. GelatinSkeleton posted:I've seen a guy around town a couple of times who has "RACIST" tattooed prominently on his forehead.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:No, he's right. As a gay dude I can confirm that all gay men just sit around all day screaming "yass queen" and being snotty to waitresses at bottomless mimosa brunches.
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Outrail posted:Freckles has provided me with a disproportionate amount of humour over the years(?). He/she needs a small statue or something At some point a goon is going to see a horse, chuckle inwardly as only a pedant can and then get hit by a bus and die knowing true irony. I will be that goon because I can't help but laugh at the poor dear beasties.
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:Still hard to believe the raptors are nba champions, and soon to be pelicans Lobok posted:It takes many millions of years before raptors become pelicans.
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Push El Burrito posted:"I'm owned, I'm owned" I insist as I slowly grow and transform into a mother.
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A tweet to surpass even the worst cummiespost.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:A tweet to surpass even the worst cummiespost.
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Fulfilling the bare minimum requirment for the propagation of the species seems like an odd fetish.
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Outrail posted:Fulfilling the bare minimum requirment for the propagation of the species seems like an odd fetish. All fetishes and kinks are weird to one degree or another. But breeding and tradwife poo poo are definitely kinks to some people.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Mommy Gear?! Mother Dear
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christmas boots posted:Mother Dear NO MORE METAL GEARS!!!!
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:
Unrelated: Stymie posted:chewie got sober, cleaned himself up and got a desk job after han died Forgive me for quoting stymie.
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value-brand cereal posted:Forgive me for quoting stymie. Clockwork Sputnik posted:press secretariat
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Uptime Sinclair posted:never
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LanceHunter posted:The actual picture of him during the shooting is equally embarrassing. Civilized Fishbot posted:the photographer, who had 0 preparation, foreknowledge, or protection, who was presumably crying and pissing throughout the entire ordeal, got off more successful shots than the actual gunman
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Uptime Sinclair posted:never Holy hellllllllll
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# ? Jun 18, 2019 05:39 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Goddamn, the dallas shooter was so much of an incel he couldn't even penetrate the building.
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whoda thunkit posted:Ribeye is one of the most fatty (and therefore delicious) cuts and a lot of that will be trimmed away by the cook or the patron. And don't be afraid to pick up that bone and gnaw on it like a loving animal. It makes me sad as a server when i throw away a bone that's untouched. Turpitude II posted:bet thats not the only untouched bone that makes you sad lol
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Dewgy posted:Man bursts through doors into hallway
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lmfao
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