Kitfox88 posted:

Same, most I can do is look like an Amishman hobo

Telsa Cola posted:

You can have some of mine. I have a high beard cheek line which basically makes me looks like my beard is slowly consuming my face if I don't keep it shaved down.

tatankatonk posted:

re: Gilead's miracle drug

meanolmrcloud posted:

ianad, but multiple organ dysfunction syndrome sounds like bad thing

FAUXTON posted:

yeah MODS is loving awful

VitalSigns posted:

take it to QCS

Malachite_Dragon posted:

It's a good quote but good god, a one in four chance that it'll gently caress up your organs in general and/or your liver/kidneys in particular. gently caress that!

Captain Monkey posted:

I have to shave almost up to my eyes, I'm so hairy and I live in Texas. it's so hot here please.. help.

Cartoon Man posted:

Captain Splendid posted:

Looks like he's got too much thyme on his hands.

sebmojo posted:

Simple but perfect

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

check out this tiny idiot

Inceltown posted:

I got face hair early but also can not grow a beard / mo / whatever. I am in patchy facial hair hell.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I'm in the same boat. I can grow what basically amount to turbo-sideburns that connect my hair down to the chin and neckbeard, but they will. Not. loving. Connect. There is forever a finger-width strip of skin down my chin and neck where not a single hair will sprout, even if I go a year without shaving (which I did after graduating as an experiment.) A beard will never be in my future.

Grand Fromage posted:

quote:

Declaration of Independence can have huge influence on the “equal”. If American do not have Declaration of Independence, we can not have these good black singers such as Ne-yo, Jay-Z, Akon, Michael Jackson etc.. And without the Declaration of Independence we can not have excellent leaders such as Martin Luther King, Douglass Frederick and even Barack Hussein Obama . But for the equal of different color people also have some bad effect, black people are violent and sometimes unfriendly to others; the equal of black and white people may caused some conflicts.

Grand Fromage posted:

Pocky In My Pocket posted:

That's someones second language right?

I teach in China, yeah.

Grand Fromage posted:

quote:

Washington has made the National People's
The famous principle of isolationism. That is soon "] wisdom" Europe of a series of fundamental interests and we irrelevant or relationship with us is very small ". Therefore, involved in Europe's political disputes. It is pointed out that the United States must avoid the conclusion of an agreement on the nature of the alliance when it is in compliance with the existing treaties signed by the foreign governments. Opposition "to any region of the fate of the United States and Europe fates are intertwined, so as to our peace and prosperity in Europe's ambitions and snares interest likes and dislikes or caprice." "Farewell" summarized since the war of independence of foreign experience, put forward the basic principle of isolationism, the isolationism from the policy level raised to the height of the thought of diplomatic strategy. Washington's thought is "isolationism", but it is a kind of "nationalism", namely, the American national interests in the first place. The publication of "farewell speech" marks the basic formation of the thought of "farewell to the mind"

Grand Fromage posted:

quote:

Many Latin American countries have the body of the nation are the indians and the europeans. That is to say, many residents of the latin american countries are given priority to with the indians and the europeans hybrids. The indians and the europeans of course is an Indians descent. Only the body of the Bolivian people are indians purebred

quote:

In 1492, Columbus found in North America, mistakenly for him to the mysterious filed with Oriental spices and tea, so good to be true that people living on this road in “indians”. From the point of appearance, actually people’s looks more close to the middle east, indians and american indian close to east Asia species. More importantly, look from the color of the skin, indians is darker than the indians to ore than one color.

The native indians today leave people bad and poor impression, not because of their skin color, mainly because they do bad things too much. When it comes to the indigenous people to associate is gambling, drinking, robbery, poverty and lazy. To be deeper, their problem started robbing on their white too much, so lead to native has been being one.

And this is the conclusion paragraph.

quote:

IN the end, most people and countries would consider American native indian as the big problem and they have a joke.
what do you call a native on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call two natives on the moon?
A big problem
What do you call if all the natives are on the moon?
……?

(I do have students who are not idiots but they're no fun to post)

alexandriao posted:

I'm around a fair lot of gen-Z-ers, I've absorbed their sense of humor. I found it funny, figured some people here might, posted it. I dunno how that equals that I must be evading a block. (Unless you're talking about the derails? At least one of which wasn't even started by me, everyone latched on to my comment while weirdly ignoring the one I was replying to )

Next time I'll just post in the memes and macros thread

Super Soaker Party! posted:

Weird, I didn't see a star by your name

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Literally the only problem with growing a long glorious full beard is that complete strangers will tell you their facial hair problems all the time. You become Beard Counselor to people of many ages. The most common complaint is patchiness/'my mustache and beard don't connect'.

So what I'm saying is that these posts make me nostalgic for when bars existed

gradenko_2000 posted:

Cleretic posted:

Honestly, if they make another Warriors game with a Nintendo property, I want them to do the one Koei-Tecmo apparently dreams of.

Please, give us Super Mario Warriors.

Aithon posted:

Dynasty Warios.

Lobok posted:

Do not pursue Lu Boo!

Brawnfire posted:

There's materials stress tests for this sort of thing, you don't just put your member in Data's hands "willy nilly".

Pick posted:

gotcha on the willy, lost on the nilly

Brawnfire posted:

I'm saying one'll have nil willies, because Data'll rip that sucker clean off, with bloodless finesse

Jenny Agutter posted:

just remembered the funniest goon contest

BULBASAUR posted:

Somebody post that Soviet map predicting how the US will Balkanize

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Baron von Eevl posted:

I was at a Melvins/Jello and the Melvins show back in the day and there was a giant dude in a denim jacket that had a huge confederate flag backpatch, he was wasted already but kept pulling tallboy cans out of his jacket, I'm not sure how many pockets he had on inside of that thing but it was wild, like a clown car. Anyway he was standing in the back with like the soundguy and the olds who just wanted to stand there and watch the openers with their arms crossed and like a pregnant lady and just kept wanting to get rowdy and start a pit, in the back of the venue. He kept getting beers out and drinking half of them then throwing the half-filled can into the crowd and would push people from behind to try and get a pit going. Eventually some little skinhead guy (he was picking a fight with Mr. Confederate so hopefully he was a SHARP and not just a neonazi) came up telling him to loving cut it out. The skin was like a full head shorter than Lynyrd Shythyd, probably more than 12" difference between them. The confederate guy just scoffed and made a sort of mocking "putting my dukes up" gesture. The skin just like hopped up and hit him once in the jaw and, my dudes, the big guy came down hard. Landed on his face, didn't even put his hands out to break his fall or anything. Eventually some people working the show managed to scrape him up off the floor and bring a mop to clean up the blood pouring out of his severely busted nose like this poo poo.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

In hindsight, something probably should've been done about the people so adamantly defending their right to say a slur then and there instead of letting it lay for several years more.

Super Soaker Party! posted:

Um I think you'll find that this is the first year hindsight existed.

Tias posted:

It just seems really hard. Most women with desirable traits live way out theres or have incompatible religions.

Platystemon posted:

It’s less bad in context.

sebmojo posted:

Simple but perfect

Cartoon Man posted:

Captain Splendid posted:

Looks like he's got too much thyme on his hands.

Cacafuego posted:

Who took that photo?

Cacafuego posted:

Who took that photo?

Cacafuego posted:

Who took that photo?

Platystemon posted:

Herb.

Lobok posted:

He sets up the camera. Then leaves.

Lobok posted:

He sets up the camera. Then leaves.

dumb. posted: