sebmojo posted:

verbal enema posted:

Thats a good way to get Zeus to give it another go

tribbledirigible posted:

Ha, from the god whose only commandment would have been "Thou shalt hit it and quit it"?

Antivehicular posted:

So is Blistex a crabrock alt, because that's 100% a crabrock plot

sebmojo posted:

The context is muscle lady from the mandalorian who just got fired for suggesting trump supporters were essentially identical to jews in 1937 berlin

Plastik posted:

drat, I hoped she wasn't poo poo. I mean, I knew she was, but I really hoped.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is it Gina Carano?

Solice Kirsk posted:

The first season was like watching video game character level up, did it get better in the second?

oldpainless posted:

Gina begoneo lmao

Nilisco posted:

I'm a big fan of the digit 0 in pi. Heck, in the first few digits you'll find yourself wondering where the zeros are all at, then bam, one pops up right before 2884. Really adrenaline pumping.

Post your favorite digits!



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EorayMel posted:

i say swears online posted:

Captain Monkey posted:

I wear shorts longer than some people

Captain Monkey posted:

[For a] longer (period of time in the year) than - you fuckin' goons.

i say swears online posted:

sorry you left me an opening that was too large and drafty to ignore

zoux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee8u_sJcrgI

Here come ol monkey he got
Winter flip flops he got
Frostbit ankles he say
It ain't that cold out he got

Jorts

down

below his knees

Got to be a shorts guy cause his legs gonna freeze

Grumblepuff posted:

Look inside you.

There are two Giulianis.

One on top of the other. The top one constantly dripping into the other's eyes, mouth, and nose. The bottom one protesting in vain.

Until the top one is a withered husk-just bones and handkerchiefs, and the other fatted like an engorged tick.

They switch places, and the cycle repeats.

PIZZA.BAT posted:

if you bulled that bullshit here it would be an immediate sentencing of your hands being trampled by the company brontosaurus

Friend posted:

On the subject of people who wear shorts in cold weather:

Detective No. 27 posted:

I worked at GameStop for a few years and while over-storing didn't help things, they had a multitude of other problems that lead them to thier ruin.

This is a funny pictures thread last time I checked.

Samovar posted:

No, no! Mr. Chef! That's not what I meant when I asked a penny for your thoughts!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

That kid needs to be in school.

Skwirl posted:

Very rare to be able to say this, but at the moment a TV set is probably safer.

lobsterminator posted:

I love that the image uses a Commodore logo.

I do own a Commodore 64 but I didn't think it was as influential as Facebook these days.

Rockman Reserve posted:

where are you seeing a C64 logo in that image? are you getting it confused with noted not-social-media-app Uber's logo on the left?

lobsterminator posted:

I know my Commodore logo. This is how I browse SA.



E: Good thing this thread was accessible without logging in. Typing in my super long generated password would have been a problem.

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

My personal rule is that if a wad has a narrative then I play continuous. If a wad only becomes a challenge if I pretend Doomguy throws his whole arsenal in the trash every time he hears the intermission music, that's a failure by the author.

Stuff that's clearly a set of one off encounters or which explicitly requests pistol starts, like MSCP, gets pistol starts.

treat posted:

So you're saying you play Doom... for the story?

Eat My Fuc posted:

i dont fear reprecussions cause i smoke weed

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verbal enema posted:

are bananas exclusively the slippery peel fruit or could you use like a lime rind for a comedic event

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Bananas are the go-to for immediate, hard slips. Watermelon gives a more prolonged wobble that can be recovered from. If you're looking to have an extremely drawn-out depressing faceplant, I hear mangosteen is the ticket

Humphreys posted:

Never seen an rear end lick itself.

christmas boots posted:

No job is safe from automation

Haulin Oates posted:

Cockroach Waffle House! Can you imagine it? Tiny cockroach grill, tiny cockroach coffee cups, little bitty spatulas and forks! Cockroach fry cooks who refuse to make the cockroach customers their eggs the right way and get into fistfights tarsus tussles over it every week. (Of course, the coproaches just don't bother to answer calls about fights at Cockroach Waffle House)

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Clitch posted:

So, Waffle House?

Arsenic Lupin posted:

If you can find an itty bitty Waffle House I will set it up in my garden with an eternal flame. (Because I can't afford an itty bitty sprinkler system.)

Solice Kirsk posted:

https://www.summit-customcuts.com/product/waffle-house-restaurant-kit/

Beachcomber posted:

I am a bath addict. I need to regularly commune with water or I lose my mind.

When we lived in Madison,.Wi. for two years while my wife got her masters, our apartment only had a shower cubical. It was fine, at first.

I got a job at Epic, they make the medical software that about half of doctors offices use. Stress slowly grew, I started to loathe it. I would cry on Sundays.

So.

I went to the big box store and bought the biggest rubbermaid container they had. I just barely fit in it, with my legs over the side.

I'd like to say that it saved my job. It didn't, but it might have saved me. It was about this time when my dad killed himself.


So all that said, these people are out of their goddamned minds.

ChubbyChecker posted:

which recipe is this quote from

I Shot The Serif posted:

Pick posted:

VanSandman posted:

I wish you were allowed back in the relationships thread.

OwlFancier posted:

I think I would rather burn to death than get on that thing tbh.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I bet you get that a lot