zoux posted:

Jerking off in VR seems like the prelude to the most embarrassing incident in one's life.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

VR headset and noise-cancelling headphones. You won't even know your mother has entered the room.

Captain Monkey posted:

this isn't the first time you've had difficulty recognizing whether a woman has come, is it.

Ultraklystron posted:

Twitter flaking out in the Oceania region now:

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2023/01/twitter-down-australia/

Maye Musk: Elon, the servers are on fire!
Elon Musk: No mother, it's just the Southern Lights.

Beeftweeter posted:

mmm mm. steamed grimes

FAUXTON posted:

Seymour what are you cooking? The house smells like a roll of nickels

Beeftweeter posted:

well, i'm from utica and i've never met anyone that smells like a roll of nickels

FilthyImp posted:

Mmmm yesss. My patented Muskomatic Full Self Dining system is hard at work on those steame- *kitchen erupts in flames*

ultrafilter posted:

Wild T posted:

On the topic of "don't go around SF dudes with explosives", my favorite photo of my brother in Afghanistan. He went SF after I joined (way to one-up me, dude) and his team took a picture with a cache of weapons. His team lead is posing with two RPG-7 warheads crossed over his chest, big operator beard, stern look, very Call of Duty video game cover type poo poo, cool beans. What he doesn't see is my brother photobombing him six feet behind with a dick-shaped stick of plastic explosives sticking out of his ACU pants and a gigantic grin.

When he sent it to me I e-mailed him back one line: "I know you know what you are doing, but I do question the thought process of putting explosives on your dick."

Cythereal posted:

Sleepy Beef posted:

is the ban queued up or do i have to autoban because im not settling for some pussy probation

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angerbeet posted:

A wonderful thing about Wushu was that there was just no (not jealously guarded) information on what anything did or how to do anything. World of Warcraft you could just look stuff up on WoWhead. Wushu? I don’t know, if you spend three days eating soup by this man in an ancient snake dinosaur cave a prostitute with a red lantern hat might run up and teach you an ancient skill. Or not. Maybe the man in the cave doesn’t like soup. Maybe the soup has nothing to do with it. Impossible to tell.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

i dont even know what its meant to be

steinrokkan posted:

You post on a paid internet Forum, that much is implied

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/D8w2Kzf.mp4

Roundup Ready posted:

Cardinals proving to blue jays that no matter the color of your feathers, you can still be a total dick hole.

Bum the Sad posted:

I watched a male Cardinal drop kick a Blue Jay twice his size on my patio once. I was very proud of him.

Enos Cabell posted:

Aren't all Cardinals male, or did the Catholic church get way more progressive while I wasn't paying attention?

Bum the Sad posted:

birds

Enos Cabell posted:

what the hell kind of pope are you?

I brought my Drake posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Also kind of curious how many popes these forums have.

Lobok posted:

One fewer than a week ago.

Captain Monkey posted:

which mod died?

Zetsubou-san posted:

QCS Support Bot

some plague rats posted:

Hey I found the guy who keeps stealing all the dogshit! Let's get him!!

Slimy Hog posted:

You mean "Let's get him more free dogshit" right? I'm down.

some plague rats posted:

Oh you'll get your free dogshit alright, you'll get it real fast

Splicer posted:

Yes yes we can all see your posts.

mds2 posted:

For the life of me i cant tell what that is. 2 assed pig?

Antigravitas posted:

Turn your dual monitors on.

RodShaft posted:

i drink alot... my girl pops pills... i recently bought a botle of 100 pills and ive tried them 3 times...

first time...
i swallowed 9 pilles... drank one beer...
i got very minor halucinations... and my body felt REALLY heavy...

second time...
took 9 pills... drank 2 beers...
i desolved them on my tounge how my girl suggested...
no halucinations...

third time...
took 15 pills... drank 8 beers...
and watched a movie... minor halucinations...

anyways... i heard you could trip hardcore off of them... and i was wondering how many to take and how long it would be before it hit me like a train...
and still be safe...
(the pills are 50 millograms of dimenhydrinate each...)

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EorayMel posted:

Posting while intoxicated - blasphamous use of ellipses

flavor.flv posted:

If you aren't on a first name basis with the hat man you haven't really done benadryl

Desert Bus posted:

There is this SUPER weird subculture on Reddit of Benadryl addicts. Any normal person would try it once and go "oh no spiders" or whatever. You ain't lived til you've spent 10 hours trying to let your cat in and then realizing they're on your desk, right in front of you, over and over.

Desert Bus posted:

Correct. He and I are old friends.

Desert Bus posted:

There is this SUPER weird subculture on Reddit of Benadryl addicts. Any normal person would try it once and go "oh no spiders" or whatever. You ain't lived til you've spent 10 hours trying to let your cat in and then realizing they're on your desk, right in front of you, over and over.

Empty Sandwich posted:

it's Dramamine rather than Benadryl. I didn't know Dramamine could be used recreationally.

fake edit: huh

Desert Bus posted:

They're basically the same, you just halve the mg do do Dramamine instead of Benadryl. Or maybe it's the other way around? Whatever, the smart move is to NOT get into recreational OTC deliriants. There is no "high" poo poo just gets bad and weird and will probably lead to dementia later in life. If you can't handle that? Take a pass, do better drugs.

Desert Bus posted:

Whatever, the smart move is to NOT get into recreational OTC deliriants.

Phy posted:

I mean if you really need to trip balls off of otc medications, dextromethorphan is right there. It's a dissociative instead of a deliriant, so there's far less chance of spiders and Hat Man, albeit far greater chance of machine elves.

Although I guess it's probably easier to eat a packet of gravol than it is to choke down several bottles of disgusting cherry-menthol goop, to say nothing of actually having to read the active ingredients to make sure there's no paracetamol in the cough syrup, so you don't wake up in need of a liver transplant

E: I'm not advocating that anyone use cough syrup, mind. Go smoke a loving joint, it's even legal a lot of places now.

oldpainless posted:

I would simply not do dangerous drugs

oldpainless posted:

I would simply not do dangerous drugs

FreudianSlippers posted:

I dunno living through what is basically an interactive horror film sounds pretty cool.

FreudianSlippers posted:

I dunno living through what is basically an interactive horror film sounds pretty cool.

Empty Sandwich posted:

an Rx opioid addict I knew went through a 100 Benadryl every couple days.

but on the other hand a former friend of mine who'd taken and enjoyed every drug described Benadryl as "evil" since it knocked her out longer and more thoroughly than loving GHB

land of contrasts