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Johnny Aztec posted:You know, I never really understood that strip. I imagine it's Phillippe doing that thing kids do where they hear a phrase and, for whatever reason, just start repeating it devoid of context. Phillipe is five, after all. Guessing he heard it via Teodor doing something that would get him ~yellllled aaaaaaat~.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2019 19:03 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 07:48 |
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"We got no chops on this device"
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 18:11 |
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Saw this in YOSPOS:maxe posted:i thought id make a cool avatar and post it in one of the avater threads but once i made it couldnt find any avatar threads and am now questioning if they ever existed
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2019 16:12 |
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EBB posted:Alright everybody! It's time to see my rear end! BOO TO THAT
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 20:00 |
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Mr. Dick posted:Nice Pete is an odious man with questionable tastes regarding chicken cuts and their preparation. Dude sucks. GUY'S A DOUCHE
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 16:08 |
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Deathlove posted:BURRITOLINGUS. NOUN. MEANS, EATING A BURRITO WITH THE MOUTH. I love the exasperated "I am...so sorry..." Ray gives to an incredibly judgemental Teodor when that happens.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2019 18:53 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Beef is usually so polite but these early-morning yard-crawlers bring out his sass That and any time he finds Ray fall-down, passed-out drunk.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 07:06 |
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I've gotten some mileage out of "you're a crazy person; go to a dungeon"
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 22:03 |
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SebAndSeb posted:Same, but superpenis testicles. SUPERPENIS TESTICLES, YOU ARE CLEARED FOR PLATINUM. HOW DO YOU PLEAD.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2020 01:06 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:the literal next strip informs us that Roast Beef doesn't really like... meals Probably because Ray doesn't realize his crummy chimichangas are his way for reaching out for help damnit
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2020 23:53 |
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Erebus posted:This? Oh sweet I finally get to find my favorite comment ever from The Strip where Pat gets jostled by an AIBO Sadly there's no avatars so the joke loses a bit but saucy_jack had a Vlad avatar hence the response.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 02:24 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:I don't care who hears it, Donald Trump is a tacky bastard! Hush Teodor don't wake up that wino
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 03:21 |
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paradoxGentleman posted:While Lyle is mostly functional, it should be remembered that he cared more about vomiting super hard on a football and how it worked out than about one of the people closest to him was getting married- There was that time they and everyone else got trapped in Ray's dumbwaiter due to an overzealous security system.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 19:16 |
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paradoxGentleman posted:Oh yeah. Although I guess there were extenuating circumstances that time. I have no idea, it was given to me as part of a "donate to x to get a free avatar" thing. So I'm not sure why Sans from undertale is beheading a sentient jack-o-lantern as a commentary on the french revolution
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 19:22 |
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theironjef posted:I want the sequence of events that led to Cornelius putting a french horn under a towel in the bathroom. Possibly trying to hide it so Lyle doesn't try to play it with his cock.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 17:07 |
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paradoxGentleman posted:Man! I just realized, you know another female character who is only defined by her relationship with male characters? Ray's mother! Even her "choose your own adventure" decision graph thingie is 100% focused on Ray. yesssssssssssssss
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 18:20 |
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theironjef posted:Yeah, certainly not until we find out whether or not Beef has in fact heard of Seka. And whether or not he wants to smoke, forever. Ok Comboomer posted:if you had Steven Moffat showrunning we’d find out Episode One that Roast Beef is special, and key to something very important (something to do with his voice maybe?), with unknown agents from a secret organization showing up to track him and Ray down— and then we’d spend the rest of the series never finding out what or why Part of a Harvard University project to create a man who had no chance of making it in this world.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 22:58 |
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"Oh man, you got us Urine Cop!"
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 16:52 |
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"Nice Pete is miffed that Pat has outed him so gracelessly"
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2021 06:09 |
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Zefiel posted:We got no chops on this device "No father, the family business dies with you. I'm a Yale man, now." Y O U W I N
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 19:54 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:The PYF Funny Pictures thread has turned up this incredibly Ray series of matchboxes. I felt inspired Dang Ray don't tuck that money under your eyelids!
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 17:25 |
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One more, the rest of the ideas I had involved Pat or Roast Beef for the most part and I wanted to stick with the idea of these matchbooks being very Ray-esque for now
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 23:35 |
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Sure no problem
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 02:49 |
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Here's a Roast Beef one:
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 21:46 |
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Fine, let the guy be Founder of Williams-Sonoma, it ain't worth arguin' about
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 18:00 |
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Safety Dance posted:Mr. Williams won and remained the founder of Williams-Sonoma. Everybody else went home underwhelmed. I thought it ended with the crowd rioting and rushing the stage so it's entirely possible they ripped Mr. Williams limb from limb. Now nobody is the founder of Williams-Sonoma.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 01:40 |
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A turd with a bullet in it ain't exactly the 5 O'clock News Ray
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 00:58 |
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Daktar posted:4. Philippe is Five code:
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 23:50 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:
hell of such as meow
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2021 20:49 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Lol. Hanna-Barbara churned out shows. "I'm afraid I have some bad news, you're in space"
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 02:10 |
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" Look, Alvin! You knew you were gonna have to pay for this software sometime!" "No I didn't!"
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 20:19 |
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csammis posted:True, but in this specific case both Teodor and Ray are stoned. I feel like a good line read could make the repetition work. Yeah I was going to say it makes sense to be repeating it when they're both high
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# ¿ May 31, 2021 18:53 |
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drrockso20 posted:They did basically everything wrong that one can with that pitch reel They had no chops on that machine
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 01:00 |
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It muft sizzle
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 16:53 |
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:I'd forgotten that: would've saved him a lot of production budget on his talk show. I'm sure "Stupid Clam!" and that other segment where he's yelling at whoever he wants and karate-chopping CDs in half would wind up there easily.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 19:31 |
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And possibly part of his celebrity impersonations getup
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2021 16:36 |
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There comes a time!
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 07:18 |
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Zefiel posted:Hole in Showbiz's head the exact girth of a Tequiza Scientists still trying to figure it out
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2022 00:42 |
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I don't like what you're doing here. I don't feel like I have a lot of outs.
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# ¿ May 4, 2022 19:16 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 07:48 |
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Claytor posted:And Roast Beef seems like the one most likely to be angry about it. Beef does not want to look like he chooses fonts for a living
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 13:18 |