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Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Johnny Aztec posted:

You know, I never really understood that strip.

I imagine it's Phillippe doing that thing kids do where they hear a phrase and, for whatever reason, just start repeating it devoid of context. Phillipe is five, after all.

Guessing he heard it via Teodor doing something that would get him ~yellllled aaaaaaat~.

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Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
"We got no chops on this device"

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Saw this in YOSPOS:

maxe posted:

i thought id make a cool avatar and post it in one of the avater threads but once i made it couldnt find any avatar threads and am now questioning if they ever existed

anyway here it is


Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

EBB posted:

Alright everybody! It's time to see my rear end!

BOO TO THAT

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Mr. Dick posted:

Nice Pete is an odious man with questionable tastes regarding chicken cuts and their preparation. Dude sucks.

GUY'S A DOUCHE

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Deathlove posted:

BURRITOLINGUS. NOUN. MEANS, EATING A BURRITO WITH THE MOUTH.

I love the exasperated "I am...so sorry..." Ray gives to an incredibly judgemental Teodor when that happens.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Beef is usually so polite but these early-morning yard-crawlers bring out his sass :o:

That and any time he finds Ray fall-down, passed-out drunk.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
I've gotten some mileage out of "you're a crazy person; go to a dungeon"

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

SebAndSeb posted:

Same, but superpenis testicles.

(Couldn't find that strip on ohnorobot, anyone got a link?)

SUPERPENIS TESTICLES, YOU ARE CLEARED FOR PLATINUM. HOW DO YOU PLEAD.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

DACK FAYDEN posted:

the literal next strip informs us that Roast Beef doesn't really like... meals

Probably because Ray doesn't realize his crummy chimichangas are his way for reaching out for help damnit

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Erebus posted:

This?


There are Assetbar archives here, though I can't account for how complete they are.

Oh sweet I finally get to find my favorite comment ever from The Strip where Pat gets jostled by an AIBO



Sadly there's no avatars so the joke loses a bit but saucy_jack had a Vlad avatar hence the response.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Johnny Aztec posted:

I don't care who hears it, Donald Trump is a tacky bastard!

Hush Teodor don't wake up that wino

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

paradoxGentleman posted:

While Lyle is mostly functional, it should be remembered that he cared more about vomiting super hard on a football and how it worked out than about one of the people closest to him was getting married-

wait. Do Lyle and Roast Beef ever hang out? Or even talk?

There was that time they and everyone else got trapped in Ray's dumbwaiter due to an overzealous security system.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

paradoxGentleman posted:

Oh yeah. Although I guess there were extenuating circumstances that time.

e: also what is your avatar referencing, apart from hark a vagrant

I have no idea, it was given to me as part of a "donate to x to get a free avatar" thing. So I'm not sure why Sans from undertale is beheading a sentient jack-o-lantern as a commentary on the french revolution :v:

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

theironjef posted:

I want the sequence of events that led to Cornelius putting a french horn under a towel in the bathroom.

Possibly trying to hide it so Lyle doesn't try to play it with his cock.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

paradoxGentleman posted:

Man! I just realized, you know another female character who is only defined by her relationship with male characters? Ray's mother! Even her "choose your own adventure" decision graph thingie is 100% focused on Ray.

yesssssssssssssss

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

theironjef posted:

Yeah, certainly not until we find out whether or not Beef has in fact heard of Seka.

And whether or not he wants to smoke, forever.

Ok Comboomer posted:

if you had Steven Moffat showrunning we’d find out Episode One that Roast Beef is special, and key to something very important (something to do with his voice maybe?), with unknown agents from a secret organization showing up to track him and Ray down— and then we’d spend the rest of the series never finding out what or why

Part of a Harvard University project to create a man who had no chance of making it in this world.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
"Oh man, you got us Urine Cop!"

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
"Nice Pete is miffed that Pat has outed him so gracelessly"

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Zefiel posted:

We got no chops on this device

"No father, the family business dies with you. I'm a Yale man, now."

Y O U W I N

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

The PYF Funny Pictures thread has turned up this incredibly Ray series of matchboxes.

I felt inspired






Dang Ray don't tuck that money under your eyelids!

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
One more, the rest of the ideas I had involved Pat or Roast Beef for the most part and I wanted to stick with the idea of these matchbooks being very Ray-esque for now

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Sure no problem

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Here's a Roast Beef one:

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Fine, let the guy be Founder of Williams-Sonoma, it ain't worth arguin' about

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Safety Dance posted:

Mr. Williams won and remained the founder of Williams-Sonoma. Everybody else went home underwhelmed.

I thought it ended with the crowd rioting and rushing the stage so it's entirely possible they ripped Mr. Williams limb from limb.

Now nobody is the founder of Williams-Sonoma.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
A turd with a bullet in it ain't exactly the 5 O'clock News Ray

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Daktar posted:

4. Philippe is Five

code:
YES!---
^     | 
|     v
---- HI!

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Johnny Aztec posted:




dogg, we got maaannes

hell of such as meow

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Johnny Aztec posted:

Lol. Hanna-Barbara churned out shows.


Why not task them with shows inexplicably set in space? Josie and the Pussycats In space.


Hey, remember that Band, Limozeen? Well, they turned their tour bus into a Space Machine!


They're still Limozeen


But they're in Space?

"I'm afraid I have some bad news, you're in space"

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
" Look, Alvin! You knew you were gonna have to pay for this software sometime!"

"No I didn't!"

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

csammis posted:

True, but in this specific case both Teodor and Ray are stoned. I feel like a good line read could make the repetition work.


R: Dâvidè
T: yeah
R: like... Dâvidè
T: yeah

Yeah I was going to say it makes sense to be repeating it when they're both high

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

drrockso20 posted:

They did basically everything wrong that one can with that pitch reel

They had no chops on that machine

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
It muft sizzle

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

I'd forgotten that:

"Todd's on this thing so often he should have theme music and bumpers."

would've saved him a lot of production budget on his talk show. I'm sure "Stupid Clam!" and that other segment where he's yelling at whoever he wants and karate-chopping CDs in half would wind up there easily.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
And possibly part of his celebrity impersonations getup

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
There comes a time!

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Zefiel posted:

Hole in Showbiz's head the exact girth of a Tequiza

Scientists still trying to figure it out

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
I don't like what you're doing here. I don't feel like I have a lot of outs.

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Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Claytor posted:

And Roast Beef seems like the one most likely to be angry about it.

Well, him or Teodor.

Beef does not want to look like he chooses fonts for a living

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