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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I guarantee you that's a found footage movie. Surprise! http://youtu.be/4kYXf4mJ4hw I don't know about you, but I frame all my home videos at a 2.35:1 aspect ratio.
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Role Play McMurphy posted:The heck is that supposed to be? The year evokes a wine bottle but it looks like some metallic cylinder submerged in urine.
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Gaseous Snake posted:I don't know, Frankenhooker's case TALKS! Can Dead Pit talk? I don't think so. I know it's Frankenhooker, but you really shouldn't call a lady a Talking Box and all.
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Jefferoo posted:Hey dudes. I heard you like bikes. Oh man, I can't wait to see RIDE LIKE HELL. It's gonna be the best movie since HANG ON. 
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I'm just baffled that anyone would name their kid "Scoot."
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Aug 24, 2012 01:35
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I'd see a movie if Pam from True Blood directed it - mothergently caress an Arlene-directed movie. (only half-kidding)
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Aug 26, 2012 01:41
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Slasherfan posted:I don't like the US Blu Ray cover for The Frighteners. 
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Sep 1, 2012 21:29
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I always wondered just how smug the smile was on the face of the dude who came up with "The Second Story" as House II's subtitle. Because it was totally warranted. Goddrat, you movie titlin' genuis!
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computer parts posted:The one thing I don't like about this movie is that they rereleased the book with this as the cover. Cloud Atlas though, that was a tough one.
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If any of you have never seen Jekyll & Hyde ...Together Again, fix that because it's loving jaw-dropping. Watch the transformation scene if you don't believe me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AiYS-rDGyc EDIT: I just realized that "It's a real toot" is yet another cocaine joke, which brings the total up to 4,974 coke jokes in this movie. caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jan 15, 2013 |
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Dick Trauma posted:The movie was drat obscure and was awful  I LIKE IT.
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Jan 15, 2013 05:30
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Elijah Wood has probably made so much Lord of the Rings money that someone will throw a batshit idea like POV REMAKE OF MANIAC or HOW ABOUT YOU STAR IN A MOVIE WITH SASHA GREY and he suddenly remembers that he can get to do whatever he wants and loving takes it.ZackHoagie posted:Hey, we gave Traci Lords the old college try.
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The only thing truly repulsive about Sascha Grey is how many times she'll name drop Nietzsche in an interview, really.
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Feb 27, 2013 01:37
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penismightier posted:A teenage Michael Jackson did the theme song to the sequel to Willard.
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The greatest thing about the Miami Connection poster is that it's 100% accurate, right down to its fetish for letters and the opening thereof. EDIT: More like 98% - the poster isn't able to convey just how jaw-dropping the songs are. caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Apr 23, 2013 |
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I hope he's searching for some colons, because that title could use one or two.
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I just looked up David DeCoteau's filmography, and both A Talking Pony!?! and My Stepbrother Is a Vampire!?! are in post-production. My favorite aspect of these movies is how he's clearly pulling from his softcore gay porn talent for his family films.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Alternatively, A Talking Vagina?!?  DrVenkman posted:The weird thing is that talking pony poster lists a completely different Director.
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That was the worst sequel to The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover I've ever seen.
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Robert Denby posted:This poster has one of my favorite taglines of all time: "Rated X by an all-white jury"
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It just warms my heart that Cynthia Rothrock is getting work in 2013. I can't wait until Linnea Quigley shows up in a Family Fun Feature (FFF).
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Jun 12, 2013 05:31
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I'm late for the 2 subtitle game, but I always went with 2: Citizens on Patrol. I stopped for a little while when I realized that Citizen's on Patrol was part four, but then I went back to it because gently caress it. Nobody expects Citizens on Patrol.
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Jun 14, 2013 23:51
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Guys guys guys. If you haven't seen The Fly II... See The Fly II. It's all sorts of bananas.
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Dick Trauma posted:It could always be worse... is that loving font.
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Jul 10, 2013 04:43
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I will only support a Beetlejuice 2 if they stay with the Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian concept.  EDIT: And, through the wonders of CGI and body doubles, resurrect Glenn Shadix. caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Jul 17, 2013 |
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The great shark post just gave me a hankerin' to watch JAWS 3-D.
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Barometer posted:I'm tryna re-populate this thread with movie posters! 
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Lizard Combatant posted:Why did they change it anyway? It doesn't fit the usual trend of dumbing down the title for the US market (I'm looking at you Sorcerer's Stone and The Golden Compass). Roger Corman had the rights to the name and had released a movie under the title around the same time. Bringing both Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman together in the same movie that I never actually bothered to watch. 
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I just really want a Muppets Present: It's Pepe! movie.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Ahahaha this rules Also, Malvert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L6QC8LghpE Guys, you should pick up the double-bill Student Bodies/Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again Blu-Ray. You will lose your goddamn minds.
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Dec 8, 2013 18:39
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Dude from Wolf Creek on that Charlie's Farm poster, I'm pretty sure.
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schwenz posted:Is this God giving me a chance to make an amends with John Stamos?
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System Metternich posted:So you're saying that this movie really features ninja bikers, lazy-eyed kung fu fighters, topless black men reading the mail while something in the background explodes and Freddie Mercury rocking the gently caress out? Awesome! The Blu-Ray has been my default Christmas gift for the last two years.
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davidspackage posted:I think we may enter a time where these "parody" movies are going to parodize each other, thereby creating a contained spiral of more and more lazy and derivative poo poo 
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For one brief, wonderful moment Full Moon was all about Head Horror.
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Holy gently caress, the only piece of Trivia on the IMDB page for Supervan is: Supervan includes a brief scene where legendary poet Charles Bukowski is among ladies performing a wet t-shirt contest, grinning cheerfully and hugging one of them.
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Nckdictator posted:(Amazingly bad public domain movie about a Communist takeover of America, well worth watching. Skip to 44:32 for some amazing acting)
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All I see is two women face to face. Or a fancy cup. Also: beautiful woman, possibly an old hag.
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