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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Negromancer posted:

No, this is a Volvette:





(definitely belongs in the other thread)

If this was a '80s 240 wagon you'd have to separate me from it with a surgical knife.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Powershift posted:

A fairly rare 6.9 450 sel :negative: one of 437 in north america for that model year.





Oh gently caress this :(

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Midniter posted:



What a delightfully festive Magnum!!

Looks like a car I made in Saints Row 4.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Powershift posted:

wrangler moke.



If The Prisoner had been produced by the WWF.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Well, I'm never driving in Poland, that's for drat sure.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Powershift posted:

I found something worse than a bentley grille on a chrysler 300..... :(




Why.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Motronic posted:

Stop being elitist. You probably don't even know how to drive a manuel transmission.

Last time I drove a car with a Manuel transmission it kept making a noise that sounded like "K" all the drat time.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Sudo Echo posted:

Don't worry, we are professionals



Clarkson & Co's new show is looking good.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I saw a woman doing her makeup in her rear-view mirror today.

I never thought I'd see it in real life.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Slavvy posted:

What land of miracles and heavenly goodness do you hail from to have never seen this before?

Have you seen the ol' ipad on the steering wheel trick yet?

I mean, I live in San Diego and I've seen lots of bad drivers but I've somehow never seen that particular kind of bad driver before and I've only ever heard of them in 1950s comedies or sexist email forwards.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

iwentdoodie posted:

Then you are that driver, or you don't commute. Because I'm in the same area.

Very likely. I go to work at about five in the morning and go home around two or three in the afternoon.

Plenty of almost crashing into someone who didn't know what turn signals or blind spots are when they merge right in front of me, though.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Really? A "discreet customer base of people who know what they like and want it to be completed in a timely fashion"? That's how they used to describe customers for penis enlargement pumps on AM radio during the 90s.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

xzzy posted:

Makes perfect sense, you never see rusty keys right? We should build everything out of keys.

And if you misplace your key, you can just pull one off the door. Brilliant!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Night Danger Moose posted:

Parked in front of a vape shop, because of course it was. Pardon the photo quality, I took them through my side window.




I want, no, need to see that thing try to go over a speed bump.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

88h88 posted:

Gonna leave this because there's a million photos and you really need to appreciate this at your own speed. It's......... special.

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=40718

Just putting this here as a teaser


This gets worse with every single photo.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

If this was a Trinitron I could see this working.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Well, I learned something today.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Liquid Communism posted:

Holy poo poo, that actually made me go 'Noooooooo.' out loud.

Who the gently caress would ever think that was acceptable. :catstare:

Someone writing a Mad Max-themed remake of Flight of the Phoenix.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

My mind cannot even process how those angled wheels work, or why anyone would think they're a good idea.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

veedubfreak posted:

Reasons I hate spoiled kids.mov

The kid sounds like a goober but I'd probably be similarly incoherent and stupid if I saw my week-old $40000 car catch fire and blow up.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BraveUlysses posted:

It's probably a boring lease sedan, not some sort of rare AMG car. He's gotta have coverage and will get a replacement.

I hope I can be this cool and over it if my brand new car catches fire and explodes on a crowded freeway.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Humbug Scoolbus posted:



Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

The first time I saw one of these in the wild was a helluva thing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Wanna see this clown take that thing on the interstate during a good ol' midwestern wind storm.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Put up some edging.

How will masturbating wrong help anything?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

If BangBus had existed in the late 70s/early 80s, this is what they would've driven.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This is the automotive equivalent of those women who got back alley butt implants that were made of poo poo like tile grout and concrete.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Look at this terrible derail I started. Here's a thing from a GIS of "dumb car thing"



Discuss

This is one of things that's so terrible it's gone out the other side and become amazing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Cakefool posted:

I have questionable taste but I can't find it in me to like this.



Longer, heavier and less practical? Sign me the gently caress up.

I just can't bring myself to hate this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I shouldn't like this as much as I do.

quote:


If I was a junkyard owner, this is the kind of backyard fort I would build for my kids.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Slim Pickens posted:

Looks like a movie to me. If we had the video you'd probably see a camera at the bottom of that canal ladder and those pairs of dudes on the right of the road and right of the canal are probably camera operator and focus puller teams.

Here's a bigger version. It's totally a movie stunt.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

dissss posted:

I'd have guessed Top Gear rather than a film

It's not a Morris Marina getting knocked into the canal.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Deeters posted:

Someone posted this in the comments on imgur: http://www.autoevolution.com/news/porsche-cayenne-crash-sends-smart-into-river-on-the-hitman-s-bodyguard-movie-set-108984.html

From the other videos, it looks like the smart wasn't supposed to end up in the water.

They'd have to pull it out of the water in either case, though. I can't imagine the Amsterdam city government would approve of filmmakers cluttering up their canals with old cars.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Sorry but this owns.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Sudo Echo posted:

Honestly couldn't decide which thread it belonged in but went with 'terrible' because of how unsafe it looks. Someone loved the Brat a little too much.

Oh, it's terrible in many, many ways. But it still owns.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

:what:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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VikingPenguin posted:

That's the only version of cabs in most of the US. If I recall correctly, New York City and Las Vegas are the only two cities where you can legally hail a cab. Everywhere else you go to a taxi stand where they sit and wait or call the company for them to send a driver to pick you up.

I've either hailed or seen others hail several dozen cabs in San Diego so I think you're incorrect about this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

How?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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KozmoNaut posted:

Guys, I think it was time for an oil change.

http://i.imgur.com/iwGXyca.mp4

I'm making the same face I did when my high school physics teacher showed us liquid mercury for the first time.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Memento posted:

Crosspost from the Schadenfreude thread.


I'm the loving idiot who buys an expensive $200,000 car where only 100 were made and whines about how much it costs to fix after probably driving it way too loving fast.

I wasn't sure if this Richmond was gonna be the Bay Area one or the Virginia one and then it said Vancouver and I slapped myself because of course it happened in Vancouver.

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