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What a day, eh, Goons? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them as is my understanding...
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Ugh watching the Simpsons episode where krusty never had a bar mitzvah. What season is this cause the quality is way lower...
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gingerberger posted:What does "sequestered" mean? So, if we don't all vote the same we'll be deadlocked and we'll sequestered in...the Springfield plaza hotel where we'll get a free room, free food *gasps* FREE WILLY!! I hope I got that one right
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Jul 19, 2014 08:51
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Now to grab me some sweet can!
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Jul 23, 2014 06:47
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TMMadman posted:And talk about a preachy book, everybody's a sinner! I've done everything the bible tells me! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff. I even kept kosher to be on the safe side! Alternative quote: "Have you actually read this thing? It's a sin to even go to the bathroom." Facepalm Ranger fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Aug 6, 2014 |
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Aug 6, 2014 06:42
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Oh bad dog! I condemn the to hell! Good boy, don't stop the music, bad dog!!
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Aug 6, 2014 06:47
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mrfart posted:Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife, Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles! Mind if I come in? I brought chocolates. YABA-DABA-DOO!
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Aug 6, 2014 06:56
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Fire can be our servant, whether it's toasting s'mores, or raining down on Charlie. But it can turn not-so-nice, as you'll see in this skit by the volunteer fire department players. Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
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Aug 30, 2014 00:06
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MondayHotDog posted:What, you don't like my bags? As they say moe money moe problems.
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Aug 30, 2014 00:10
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You're just jealous cause there's no clock in your hat!
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Sep 19, 2014 13:00
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Who's Drederick Tatum anyway? Another Hobo?
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Sep 24, 2014 07:40
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jscolon2.0 posted:The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate. That's bad!!
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Sep 24, 2014 08:47
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Do over Ham posted:Facepalm Ranger, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'. And to `shake your booty' means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate. Oh oh oh! you see, the kids these days, they listen to the Rap music! Which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't KNOW what the jazz is all about! Facepalm Ranger fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Sep 26, 2014 |
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Sep 26, 2014 02:16
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mrfart posted:Do over Ham, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish. By your logic this rock keeps tigers away...
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Sep 28, 2014 06:43
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That's right boys, Facepalm's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
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Oct 7, 2014 14:06
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Martytoof posted:I'm just your memory. I can't give you any new information. And that talking coyote was just a talking dog!
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Oct 9, 2014 08:08
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Not to break the quoting but, watching a recent episode of the Simpsons. It's like watching a weird fan fiction...
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Jan 31, 2015 19:24
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Skeesix posted:Real... Acid? Zee goggles, zey do nothing!
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Jan 31, 2015 22:49
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Trab pu kcip, Trab pu kcip...
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TMMadman posted:Is that what you think? Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you. Something which may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not posting a quote at all. Relax TMMadman, here at Somethingawful.com we don't believe in Mods. In fact I didn't even give you a quote!
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gingerberger posted:Elephants don't have keys... Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are Ivory, his hat is Ivory and I'm pretty sure that cheque is Ivory!
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Do over Ham posted:Facepalm Ranger, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Jerusalem than a guy whose ivory supplies are low. Mr. Gingerberger, are you an ivory dealer?
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Martytoof posted:After The War, why did you bring me to a gay Simpsons Quote Thread? We work hard, we play hard.  EDIT: PSA; all UK Simpson fans, get to primark and get this jazzy shirt for only £8!   Look there's Hank Scorpio! Facepalm Ranger fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Feb 7, 2015 |
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Feb 7, 2015 18:45
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants! Stop, stop, he's already dead... 
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Feb 10, 2015 19:35
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Martytoof posted:Actually sir, we found the jade monkey -- it was in your glove compartment. And the ice scraper and road maps?!
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Feb 12, 2015 10:38
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After The War posted:And she's on DRUGS! I'll just balance the pep pulls out with some of these sleeping pills!
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Feb 12, 2015 15:45
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It means no Hom-erss. We're allowed to have one.
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I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-e-mart...
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Feb 18, 2015 19:17
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After The War posted:What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid! Uh oh. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
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The Nastier Nate posted:That guy's guitar is talking Woah! My shoes are talking!
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TMMadman posted:What the hell are you talking about? It contains potassium benzocaine.
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