Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
It's a cow's heart!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

MondayHotDog posted:

That'll learn 'em.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Deviant posted:

off to a job interview

I...am a new tie wearing.

Put it in H!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Dad, why did you bring me to a gay Simpsons quote thread?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Magic ticket my rear end, McBain!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Now, are you gentlemen gonna buy some wigs or ain't ya?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I cut my tongue on these pancakes. :smith:

Ooh! A blasting cap!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Everything Counts posted:

Now THAT'S psychiatry!

Take THAT Dr. Sally Waxler!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

TMMadman posted:

Your moderator says for you to shut up!

We’ve met you so many times, Mr. Aatrek. Why do you keep changing jobs?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
... the important thing is WE survived.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
MAKE PURCHASE OF THE MERCHANDISE






Skeesix posted:

There IS no Aatrek anymore kids! Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

There won't BE a home later!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Hey buddy! Did you get a load of the NERD?!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The SituAsian didn't get cut. What a surprise! :mad:

Wait, is your name Ken Griffey Jr?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Crackerman posted:

Look who’s talking!

Don't .. praise .. the machine :mad:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

After The War posted:

This is rock concert not a bleedin'... splish splash show!

Hey I think they liked us!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Individually we are weak like a single twig, but as a bundle we form a mighty human being!



Highly dubious!

some kinda jackal fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Oct 3, 2014

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Buy him out, boys!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
There have been so many classic Simpsons quotes. I remember the time I tried to quote Springfield Gorge --

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

We know all your secrets... We know that you and the bootblack have been rogering the fishwife in the crumpet shop!

In your face, fishwife!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Mister Kingdom posted:

In your face, space coyote!

I'm just your memory. I can't give you any new information.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Ooh! Free foot pain analysis!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Kill.. wealthy.. dowager.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Skeesix posted:

Boy do I ever! I still think I'm a chicken!

I'm a chicken, drink mix man!

Look at me, I'm Angie Dickenson! Out of my way!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

DrBouvenstein posted:

Yvan eht nioj!

Trab pu kcip!

Trab pu kcip!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

MondayHotDog posted:

Orange drink? What do you, live with your mama?

I have many issues with my beloved smother -- mother!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

gingerberger posted:

Is my upper lip supposed to bleed like that?

Look, question lady. This job is not what I really do, OK? I play keyboards.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

JethroMcB posted:

Sure, I'm Bart! I didn't do nothin'!

Sorry, JethroMcB, but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some sort of neurological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean -- what the hell am I doing here?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
And who could forget dear Ratboy?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
edit: Wrong thread

some kinda jackal fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Oct 20, 2014

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
The power of chrystler compels you!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Take that mom! Take that dad! Send me to a psychiatrist will you?? Take THAT Doctor Sally Waxler!!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

ShaqDiesel posted:

I heard that guy's rear end has it's own congressman.

I heard Do over Ham went into a thread and posted all the quotes in the thread and they had to close the thread!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Hello, my name is Mr. Martytoof and I believe you have a letter for me!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

The Nastier Nate posted:

I didn't know Springfield had a Russian district.



YOU BUY IT!

YOU BUY IT!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

"I want to help you, George Washington"? :raise:

We just created the greatest democracy on Earth, you low life commoner!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
No, not Brown! Brown! -- brown -- brown -- brown

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Spectacle Rock posted:



I'll help you with the year-end quote forecast if you stop looking at my boobs.

Her swee-sweet -- CAN

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
MondayHotDog, no civilization in history has ever considered chief Simpsons thread poster a calling.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

MondayHotDog posted:

He got me with the legal mumbo-jumbo.

You ARE fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you Mr. MondayHotDog?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
It's a bunch of monsters, getting together, having a good time, keeping their evil in check --

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply