The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

But I was using my whole rear end.

I think it's ironic that for once TMMadman's butt prevented the release of toxic gas...

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 01:32

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:56

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spectacle Rock posted:

Alright! Fangoria will pay me twenty bucks for this shot!

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 19:32

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

drat you, paparazzi!

That's right, boys. Drink-Mix is back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 21:19

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Monday_ posted:

TMMadman, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?

Hey, how're ya doing? Welcome to Scenic Waynesport, and remember your visit with a googly-eyed walnut.

How about a googly-eyed rock?

Some nice local squash candy?

A stretched-out Pepsi bottle?

Come on. If this stuff is too nice for ya, I've got some crap!

# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 19:34

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Monday_ posted:

TMMadman, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?

You have many questions, Mr. Sparkle! I send you premium answer question 100%!

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 05:48

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

AlliedBiscuit posted:

I wish I was dead, hoy.

Yeah, well if wishes were horses I'd be eating wish meat every night.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 20:59

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I got it all figured out. By day, it'll roam free around the neighborhood, and at night, it'll nestle snugly between the cars in our garage.

What about Jerusalem?

We're going to let him roam free in the backyard and nature will take its course.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 23:41

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Nastier Nate posted:

They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Nate.

Hey, there's one thing I don't get though. When my face was crushed, why'd it go back to my old face? Shouldn't it have turned into some third face that was different? Don't make no s

# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 19:18

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

You turned my maguppies into magumbos!

Guess how many boobs I saw today. 15!

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 00:17

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Jonathan Livingston Seagull! We're on a collision course! Hard a-starboard!

We're losing backup power! We're down to mood lighting in here!

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 00:11

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Deviant posted:

Fun quotes are fun.

You're right, Deviant. Fun IS fun.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 21:17

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Monday_ posted:

Steak?

Nah, nah, let me level with you, Monday_: that's just our name for bottom-feeding suction eel.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 19:38

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

PT6A posted:

*dances in conga line* Caucas, caucas, caucas!

Take me to the ho-tel!
My hands are on a guy's-rear end!
Boy, this dude must work-out!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 00:50

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

PT6A posted:

Well.... I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Drink-Mix Man.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 01:44

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

'Sulfur jerky'? 'Cream of Toast'? Where do we get this crap?

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 02:30

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Screen Capping Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up BYOB.

I tell you, I won't post in a forum that robs men of the right to post about marrying their cousins!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 05:31

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

This is the slowest news day ever...

Ah, this is more like it - Paris is no more! The famous City of Lights was extinguished forever when a massive-

Heh, heh, heh. Nobody every says Italy.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 19:46

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

DrBouvenstein posted:

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 23:53

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

Oh, sure, now Jerusalem's just a little boy buying libraries. But some day, he'll be a grown man buying stadiums and -- and quarries.

And my son Jerusalem...he owns a factory downtown.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 01:58

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

Boardroom Jimmy, I request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.

Sorry, Jerusalem, I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered. Maybe even a little curious. But the answer is still no.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 01:58

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

It's in Revelations, people!!!

It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 20:27

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

PT6A posted:

You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!

Look! It's this... thing!

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 23:13

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. We're the Drink-Mix Man Experience, Featuring Root Bear.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2015 06:57

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

PT6A posted:

This quote thread can process over nine quotes per day, did you really think you could fool it?

_{Don't praise the machine.}

# ¿ Jan 30, 2015 20:52

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Hey quote thread, look over there!

Hey, it's BloodDesk UnderHell! And he's doin' stuff!

# ¿ Jan 31, 2015 11:25

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

What, you don't like my bags?

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 05:14

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Writer Cath posted:

You threw them out the window in the heat of passion; you said you'd never need them again.

For here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary! :heysexy:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2015 05:38

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

The same Doctor_Fruitbat who squealed to the Senate Committee on Organised Crime?

It was either Doctor_Fruitbat or Vinnie the Squealer...

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 00:40

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

Mmmmmmm...organized crime

Molto bene. That's a nice a-donut.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 01:58

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jorghnassen posted:

At the Apple Biscuit cafe, where the smiles are free, don't you know, Sven Inqvist studied the menu, and finally he ordered the same thing he has every day.

Oh! You've never heard Garrison Keillor till you've heard him through five speakers. :heysexy:

# ¿ Feb 4, 2015 20:15

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jorghnassen posted:

At the Apple Biscuit cafe, where the smiles are free, don't you know, Sven Inqvist studied the menu, and finally he ordered the same thing he has every day.

Ah, Love Story. The little picture that could. Was Paramount chomping at the bit to make it? You better believe they weren't. But once that tearjerker hit John Q. Popcorn it was boffo boo-hoo box office all the way.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 01:08

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mira posted:

An election?

That's one of those deals where the close the bars, isn't it?

Again?! This stupid country.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 20:22

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Vast fields of hemp, for making rope and blankets!

Hey, "Shemp" is "hemp" spelled backwards!

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 20:09

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

.....that's not Latin!

Must conserve battery power.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 21:53

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

Oh don't even get me started on the Government!

And the Smurfs... they suck!

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 01:28

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

Okay, you don't have to come back. But you have to promise not to commit any more crimes, okay?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 02:31

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

PT6A posted:

Ooh, a sarcasm detector... That's a real useful invention.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 04:52

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

Ho ho ho, see with your eyes, not with your hands!

That's nothing. He can hear pudding.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 01:04

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Don't thank me, thank the knife!

Thank you ~~door~~ knife. :angel:

# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 23:35

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:56

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

It's your heart. It means it's on its last thump.

Whew! I was afraid it was my transmission.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 20:25

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