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I am wearing black milk and not taking birth control I guess I do not belong in the ladies chatting thread. Someone please start a thread for chatty ladies tia
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I like to freak out my boyfriend by waving at him with my foot like a little creepy monkey hand.
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Jan 24, 2014 02:13
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My toes arent really that long he is just piss weak
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Jan 24, 2014 02:14
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Mayo is an ugly word. I propose we change the food topic to tabouleh. TABLOULEH PROS: more fun to say; racially diverse; substitute for lettuce which means I dont have to keep that junk in my fridge where it will inevitably wilt or go gross before i have a chance to eat it all MAYO CONS: not sexy word; WASPy; will not replace lettuce; lives in bottle but is already gross so lifespan doesn't matter
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Jan 25, 2014 01:00
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I used to work with a guy getting his Masters in Librarianessessing in Australia and he suggested very hard. Something to do with there being only so many libraries and lots of old librarians.
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Jan 30, 2014 16:05
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I was going to say Porn but patriarchy also works
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Jan 30, 2014 16:09
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Daddy long legs is colloquial for a type of spider in Australia
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Jan 31, 2014 07:13
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Change your system clock
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Feb 1, 2014 10:36
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Fez is a loving good game but the guy who made it is a bit of a cry baby. RIP Fez 2
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Feb 1, 2014 10:37
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Knockknees posted:She thinks you are dumb and don't know how to hunt and she's trying to teach you with these easy dead ones that are always lying around, but do you ever pounce on them NO YOU DON'T how much more clear is she supposed to spell this out for you? I used to find a lot of startled but very much alive lizards and cicadas in my bed because of this helpful loving nature of cats.
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Feb 9, 2014 07:31
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Let they with 10% body fat cast the first bun-stone But I dunno if it'd be worth it if I couldn't have a vegimite on toast every now and then.
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Feb 17, 2014 12:33
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I wonder if in a few decades time "joining the lumberjacks" will be a popular turn of phrase like "jumping the shark"
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Feb 17, 2014 12:37
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"Doctor, I think there's something wrong with me, my sex drive has completely disappeared" "Is it because you are embarassed about your weight?" 
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Feb 24, 2014 09:45
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Totally happened. Dude's lawn is now littered with billboards for cosmetic medicine services now, and I've seen him advertising for botox injections and poo poo in those commercials they show before the movies, so I guess making ladies feel like poop about themselves was part of his business strategy.
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Feb 24, 2014 10:55
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poopkitty posted:When I was in college, the internet was not a thing that un-rich people had. (I was un-rich, therefore no helpful, fetishy internet.) So when a guy at the track offered me $40 for my socks, I sold them. I only became creeped out later in my life when I thought about it again. $40 was weed+beer+baklava at the cafeteria+gas money. Someone else's underpants or socks are a common college scavenger hunt item. I guess it's weird that they paid for them, but maybe the prize was worth much more and your filthy feet were the last obstacle to victory?
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Mar 4, 2014 14:26
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Help me lady thread I am having a sad attack and I can't even cry in peace because the people in the office building next door watch me while making their coffee and also I have a blood nose now
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Mar 6, 2014 03:22
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Maybe idk cute animals are a mixed blessings because they are cute but they also remind me I can't cry on my cat anymore cos she lives with mum
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Mar 6, 2014 03:26
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Great now I have
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Mar 6, 2014 03:34
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Pick posted:i drood u a kat Kitty! Best Tasting! posted:Kat, I drew you a bread person in honor of the deliciousness of bread. I made this to thank you for the reminder that carbs might be helpful.
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Mar 6, 2014 04:14
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It is a good source of B Vitamins and folate
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Mar 6, 2014 04:17
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crying again will not stand for these slights against vegibuddy.
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Mar 6, 2014 04:20
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amarantinesky posted:I added Enfys and Schmetterling to the list! Sadly I'm super tired today and so I barely got to play. If anyone else wants to be in the world, please let me know! It will be a lot harder to add sims once I've started the town so it's better if you ask now. Coochieville Hysterectown Pussydale Put a crazy red head somewhere in the world for me. I wear a lot of black but my favourite colour is blue and I'm family orientated. TA!
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Mar 6, 2014 05:24
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amarantinesky posted:You are all living in the lovely town of Lunar Lakes: She's perfect! Is there a link to the LP thread yet?
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So much posting! I am trying to catch upamarantinesky posted:PART TWO A That's odd, I usually disgrace myself by vomiting at goon meets. Talking to myself is 100% accurate though. Although, at the moment, I am just giving myself a headache from imitating F1 cars (I live near the Melbourne F1 track) and loud planes. The formation jets already went for the day and there is going to be an FA18 flyover soon, it sounds like I'm living in downtown Baghdad.
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Mar 14, 2014 05:47
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Just received an auto-rejection for a 2 month old job application while I was working on a cover letter for something. Mind transitively applies the rejection to everything ever. Ate the remainder of a block of chocolate and now I feel sick.
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Mar 18, 2014 01:40
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amarantinesky posted:That sounds like me except I probably wouldn't be sick from the chocolate. Normally wouldn't be me either, but I have been holding out on eating til the early afternoon to try and keep a regular eating pattern in spite of my crazy sleep schedule. Stuffing my face with chocolate in the morning must've frightened my brain.
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Mar 18, 2014 02:42
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:its my birthday and I'm sober so clearly I'm doing this wrong It's your birthday and St Patrick's day you are broken beyond belief.
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Mar 18, 2014 02:43
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I am so weird about sharing my weight online that my private myfitnesspal account doesn't use my real name, email address, or online aliases - I used the weird abbreviation my university assigned me.
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Mar 18, 2014 12:55
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I am not a doctor this is not medical advice but I know I'm not supposed to eat Broccoli or Soy-products, because they are anti-thyroidic-function and I am hypo, so maybe you can do some small dietary changes to reduce the hyper while pending proper treatment but I am not a doctor this is not medical advice
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Mar 20, 2014 01:32
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Chiba City Blues posted:sux, broccoli owns bones For real. Also I am lactose intolerant so keeping me away from soy milk is an act of public indecency. I tried nut milk but it tastes like sweaty nuts. I just eat bad things anyway but try to limit to 1-2 serves per week.
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Mar 20, 2014 01:44
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poopkitty posted:Can you have rice milk? I tried that and didn't like it much either. Lactose free milk doesn't have enough of the lactase and it expires so quickly it's not worth it. Generally I just use greek yoghurts for breakfast muesli, 'lactose free' (aka somewhat reduced, pop a lactaid bitch) cream for cooking, and lactaid pills for chomping ice cream and uncertainty. I have been so long without milky-dairy I don't really need it, I just have the odd case of milkshake or cereal envy but I got used to black coffee pretty fast. My teeth probably suffer a bit but they are slightly off-colour anyway because of tetracycline. My Body: An Butthole.
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Mar 20, 2014 01:57
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Shithouse Dave posted:I'm avoiding iodine based on the same logic, so no sushi or table salt. I don't really use the salt shaker at all though so this is easy to comply with. I have cauliflower in the fridge, that's also a cruciferous vegetable, maybe it will help! Yup. Please enjoy the tastiest foods, aka the forbidden ones.
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Mar 20, 2014 02:01
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It's a Quokka I would buy one just to tell people about it, my Quokka, he is a Quokka. Lady thread you are increasing at a rate of about 100 ppd and I can't keep up.
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Mar 26, 2014 08:55
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I know it's small comfort when you miss your mum but just so you know: It doesn't make you a bad person to stop visiting. She made the decision to stay with him, you didn't, and "but family" isn't a catch-all excuse for allowing terrible things into your life.
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Mar 28, 2014 10:48
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I am going to cripple myself playing Diablo 3 hours on end help Also my friend who has a teaching job occasionally moans at me about stresses of having a teaching job, which doesn't get a lot of pity because I am desperately unemployed and specifically would like a training or teaching job. I was telling my fiance at dinner how annoying it is when she does that and then the lady at the table next to us started talking about how much she loves her teaching job and this has been the best term ever. The universe is loving laughing at me  but at least I have diablo to keep me off the streets causing trouble
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Mar 28, 2014 15:08
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Al Borland posted:If you play Hardcore you should play with me! Usually soft but I have 1 HC character I have been putting time into, I just got the stones to try butcher earlier today. Kallie#1609 (I think, p sure) if you wanna add me and trick my babby monk to her final demise.
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Mar 28, 2014 15:22
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InvisibleMonkey posted:Check out this 90s realness: I am like 100% certain there was a Sarah Michelle Gellar photoshoot for buffy in this exact outfit
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Mar 29, 2014 13:22
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I don't know about a pouch but a a lot of them live in balaclava i love puns
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Mar 31, 2014 04:04
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because a balaclava is an item of clothing and also one of the Jewish diasporas in Victoria
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See avy it could be worse my brain isn't trying to kill me but it's trying to incite much worse
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