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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
who wants a moustache ride?!

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
clit = plape

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
here i got you a new one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIWnQlESHkg

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Shannonmcn posted:

Apparently last thing kitty did was snarl and hiss at the vet. She was always so bitey so that's just the best :3:

Edit: thanks everybody for being so lovely :h:

both of my childhood cats which were 14 died last week they were the only cats i liked :smith::hf::smith:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

vaguely posted:

shush you have a lovely nose

as a Nose Man i agree


no joke that's how i learned calculus

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
you guys are in the L4D2 goon group right? i used to play with them all the time, great memories of glitched elevator hostage trivia :allears:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Captain Backslap posted:

We might even have enough people for a ladythread versus match.

ladythread vs manthread that would be historical and...probably fun

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
:drat: those are some copper age hips

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
dongicus and his alt account man perioded all over it. such is the hard, gritty life of a man.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Dongicus posted:

you are petty and weird please dont make jokes here

why do you keep calling me weird you've called me weird like 8 times that's weird. i really got under your skin when i pointed out that you're weird huh.


weird.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Meis posted:

something got under someones skin. maybe youre both under each others skins

that's pretty gay

you've never met one of those creepy dudes irl who uses the word weird as an adjective for everything because he can't describe it any other way due to his crippling social anxiety? everyone has met one of those guys

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i only like big weiners. i mean big, BIG weiners sorry dude.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

from life

woah

gently caress yeah harvest the earth :black101:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

WoodrowSkillson posted:

a game that is fun to play even

you live near me. wanna hang out and jack it?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

WoodrowSkillson posted:

only if you have a jo crystal

i actually dropped it while joing all i have now is an old pile of jo schist

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

fuckin tv like that in babby room it had best be watching cosmos gently caress

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
the one i live near has good pizza

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
they are inherently dirty due to entropy

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i've only been to one once and it was an all nude, and all nude strip clubs can't serve alcohol here. so the state's stance is that exposed vaginas make drunk men murder and loot and i guess that might or might not be not true

Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Apr 6, 2014

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Globo-Hitler III posted:

nothing we sense is reliable

i mean its pretty reliable

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Apr 6, 2014

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Schmetterling posted:

Tell me what your stereotypes of librarians are. When you think 'librarian', what do you think of?

an erotic bomb just waiting to explode

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

reminds me of an ex, i bet they even have the same laugh

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Portals posted:

same

room is now clean and vacuumed, a friend of mine and his girlfriend are staying over tomorrow night and hopefully it will be fun and not terrible

theyre going to keep you up with crotchslaps, probably stain your linens

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
you mean their loving BAGS



that made me laugh until i almost hurled is time for passout

Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Apr 11, 2014

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Pththya-lyi posted:

Now I just gotta do the dishes, clean out the fridge and make sure my boyfriend packs up his things.

dump him

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Pththya-lyi posted:

We're just about to go on a long trip together, now would be a bad time to break up. Better to do it after we get home.

cheat on him with a bellhop, let him catch you in the parlor

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Portals posted:

it is okay to not play videogames



lmao is this the same as the gif of the girl on the stripper pole dragging her cat out of frame

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i watched cabin in the woods because of that thread it wasn't bad. it has the thor dude in it. ladies like the thor guy right?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Wildlife Analysis posted:

chris hemsworth?

yeah that guy, not the whiny one with the horns

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
jonah hill would have made a good Hulk

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Al Borland posted:

I expected it was coming but I didn't know for sure. Oh my god its gonna be hard to top that episode.

i hope tywin farts when tyrion shoots him

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Shannonmcn posted:

Red Wedding was better

^^^Dammit my automatic clicking of spoiler tags!

this isn't a spoiler

i was just joking because of the fyad fake spoiler it doesn't happen

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Agent Kool-Aid posted:

i find dragon lady and her crap to be the most boring part of the series so if it inevitably involves more of that later on then it's probably going to get more boring overall

OH NO, DAGRONS

yeah hers is the part that gets really boring. imo everything else is still good until the end of dance with dragons.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

boom boom boom posted:

I don't unnderstand how someone could get mad at being spoilered for that show. The books are like, everywhere

i was just trying to add the mystery back in for shannon i read the books that is my favorite part




i enjoyed the hell out of them but i also love lemon cakes and dead protagonists

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
would've been a fuckin rad malfoy

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

pixelbaron posted:

a cumberbatch of labias

thank you



labia libya gaddafi headshot cumshot

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i've really been missing writers' workshops since i graduated i would participate in some...literature



will dummies really buy it on their kindles is there paper to be made?!

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Pick posted:

why the gently caress are you talking about erotica without me

are you a monetized author?? i've made audiences cry with my words, i'd like also to make them :gizz:

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