Section Z posted:

Tl:DR Boss Fight

CitrusFrog posted:

I'm still pootling around on the starter planet, but in my short time with the game I've already found half a dozen melee weapons including a giant fire hammer and my current favourite, an Odin-worthy spear that hurls lightning with LMB and poisons enemies with RMB, as well as a couple of Avian machine guns from my recent discovery of an underground Avian temple, which I summarily murdered my way through and then robbed blind, finding in the process a wonderful golden duckie and a few starmap and data screens.


I'm still totally clueless as to what else to do (and apparently my ship won't use unrefined wood for fuel so I'm stuck coalmining) and would love to jump in on some goon shenanigans at some point. Any goon servers up currently? I read the first few pages then jumped forward to the last ten ao forgive me if I missed anything.

Shoehead posted:

I should fix up me and Desi's buttbot mod. I should actually mod this month. ..

Vib Rib posted:

Supernorn could have been the link between this thread and the developers that both sides needed. He could have seen legitimate issues like "hey, is this NPC armor thing actually a bug, or are they meant to be this loving impossible?" and "that first dungeon is really broken, is that going to be fixed or is this working as intended, because it's awful" and brought them to Tiy and the others, or allayed fears. He could have said "yeah, sorry guys, that's not what we intended, hopefully we'll fix it soon!" or he could have said any number of things.

But instead we got this.

Man Whore posted:

plz re-add horse AI, because it was funny.

Babe Magnet posted:

THE PENETRATOR posted:

if u dont like starbound youre trash tier and your opinion is gay, or, homosexual

Afraid of Audio posted:

I've checked your sources and I'm finding some serious methodological flaws here.

For instance, Starbound is bad.

Bauxite posted:

Everyone left in the thread is an angry, bitter nerd over 15 dollar purchases and spergs about how terrible and poo poo this game that they totally don't play is. It's a cycle of the same 4-6 people posting the same lovely opinions as though they were fact. There isn't much of a point of posting counterpoints in this thread.

oddium posted:

One morning the Chucklefish dog had a... um... "early release" () in the hallway and Tiy spent the rest of the day wondering who brought in a physical copy of Starbound

XboxPants posted:

I dunno, rather, it sounds like you guys are loving morons

The mere notion of having structures that only work on planets is a sign that they don't even understand game design?

What about all the ideas that have been tossed about and gotten love in this thread before, like having structures on a planet that mine resources for you automatically? You're really gonna bitch if they add something like that and it only works on a planet, but not on your spaceship?

"Planetside-only structures" is not an insane concept, you are just retarded.

eviljimmy posted:

Jesus christ you guys are terrible. What is the point in the thread if everyone is just saying "lol game is poo poo and everything they do and try is poo poo"? If this is representation of the player base then no wonder the devs seem to not give a gently caress.

If it is so loving awful then don't play it or better yet lets try and come up with some ideas to make the bad parts good?

The mining could be improved greatly with faster upgrades and different mining tools. A mining laser would be nice or mining robots that have a search for <ore type> and bring back a certain amount.
A scanner device that made ores glow would be ace as well.

I think stuff should need to be set up on a planet to allow for some of this stuff. Power generators to power mining bots and research stations to unlock tech upgrades or better ships. I can imagine setting up bots that will smooth out the land and from there you can land the ship and upgrade it as part of a process.

stuntwaffle posted:

Please don't troll the Starbound thread.

Chomp8645 posted:

Gosh darnit you know what I meant! I want context motherfucker.

Rrussom posted:

Stuntwaffle, what happened?
I thought you and the norn were bros.

ubachung posted:

In the absence of 'good' posts I'd prefer no posts at all. Instead we get this thread, a shining example of goon humour.

I'm also unsure why you would expect anyone in this thread to make a 'good' post. Why bother when you can poo poo and run to the adulation of literally several goons.

Asimo posted:

Starbound is a bad game.

Rrussom posted:

Alpaca my bags when i've stopped being XboxPants'd

Evilreaver posted:

Here's one they forgot

XboxPants posted:

I said it was easy to survive. I didn't say it wasn't tedious.

Bandages come out of the little pixel containers now too, so you don't even have to bother crafting a ton. You just have to press your hotbar bandage button after every few hits. Tedious, sure, not fun, sure, but it's not hard.

The point is, it's easy to not die.

Rrussom posted:

Stumpwaffle, I'm pretty sure there is no difference between the two.

Eonwe posted:

ScorpioMajesty posted:

Wow xboxpants must really ruffle your jimmies something fierce. Our you love him and are too shy to tell him how you feel. It's ok he loves you back.

BaylonGreyjoyDies posted:

that wwas an honest question someobe bought me this on steam a long time ago and it sucked... is it good now

oddium posted:

Turtlicious posted:

Tomorrow, if the update is good (the update is good you can play it right now lmao,) I'll buy people starbound.

At least 3 copies

Vib Rib posted:

Not cool Stuntwaffle.

Vib Rib posted:

His post actually accounted for that though, if you read it.
Making jokes about suicide is still bad.

Vib Rib posted:

Good, I'm glad I opened your eyes, now please no more trolling in the starbound thread.

Turtlicious posted:

The problem with all of these little errors is they're impossible to find until we've uploaded to steam, and uploading a new build to steam takes nearly 30 minutes each time. So we fix one thing and we find something else. It's very frustrating.


(from a dev)

oddium posted:

[Tiy collapses in the middle of a snowstorm on Hoth, the sun rapidly setting]

Obi-Wan: "Tiy."

Tiy: "Ben..."

Obi-Wan: "Tiy. Get rid of the energy bar you knucklehead. And moving slower while walking backwards ?? What's going on in that noggin of yours."

Tiy: " Dagobah system..."

Eonwe posted:

man i cant believe i made someone mad enough about a video game to spend IRL money for this new av

lmfao

Blazing Zero posted:

you play an unfun minecraft 2d clone lmao

Eonwe posted:

i wish starbound was a dick so i could put it in my rear end and mouth

Eonwe posted:

id suck starbound

Eonwe posted: