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DonDoodles posted:I made a thread on the forums not so subtly mocking all the bizarre pubbie complaint threads that inevitably get created after the launch of any season, FE, expansion, and so on, and, to my utter shock and dismay, it appears that many pubbies 1. didn't get it, or 2. took it completely seriously anyway I thought the thread was solid gold! Had a lot more fun with that than I did with Season 9. For some reason we can't log into it. It always hangs at the LoR screen.
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Thank you guys for the graphical solution. Worked like a charm! I just had to wait like eight minutes for it to load it seemed like. I appreciate it a bunch, got in to the menu, turned everything back down, and it loaded up no problems. E: How funny is it that pubbies bitch for months about party effects bogging down their 03 Dells, and then all the graphics get set to maximum? 
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Archonex posted:I had almost forgotten how bullshit the Jem'Hadar BOFF was if you gave him ketracel white. That is incredible. What did you name yours? Mine is Kukalaka Kaliki-Alihi.
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Archonex posted:Barack'igan. Since the game kept giving me random names that ended in 'igan I decided to go with a name change I could believe in. gently caress yes. Never sleep on Barry O. Lagomorphic posted:I named mine Roan'Amok. I loved running Bar Patron's Tale and watching him dropkick cat girls. Sounds like proper use of the warrior to me.
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 I love this. I think this is how cults are started fellas, excellent work. This should really steam the beans of the haters. This is truly global, hail Cobra! CappyBottoms posted:Someone send that to our good pal Lake ASAP. I want to see the meltdown. I second this.
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Preechr posted:
This entire post sums it up very well.
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LordCo posted:Bishop Gash Vagisil Yes. loving yes. Thank you so much for this good sir.
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May 4, 2014 21:51
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The whole exchange is just magical. I counted twenty-five shits. I also thought the multicultural prayer session was a beautiful moment. But really DonDoodles, you are supposed to get the correct positioning of the generators in all contingencies. "Broke boyz!"
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DonDoodles posted:New Dental video is up. Check out the new PSA for pubbies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Z8c6l5WE0 As always, utterly impressed by the beautiful cinematography and effective soundtrack that pounds my head with feel goods. Them feels. Them feels. Also, requesting Wiki access, User: NurhacisUrn. Thanks. NurhacisUrn fucked around with this message at 07:45 on May 9, 2014 |
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LordCo posted:I agree 100% and feel great shame. That's why his next application is this: http://imgur.com/LIK9wNF Oh man, I am crying here. Such amazing work.
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May 19, 2014 11:06
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DatonKallandor posted:There is no way in hell that spammer picture story is real. Nobody is that stupid. The best part is that due to the massive cultural disconnect, the idea that anyone would take that much time and effort to troll him would be inconceivable in his mind. What has happened would be such a foreign concept to him I bet. This is truly some meta stuff, and I sincerely bow before it, as well as the effort put into it. The documents are sublime to behold. Thanks again LordCo.
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Ludicro posted:Oh trust me, it is. But you can hoverboard on it now. 
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Asimo posted:Good news is, the TR-whatever kinetic sniper rifle returns in an endgame form For everyone or the people that already had it to modify? Because if anyone can get it that is incredible.
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Asimo posted:The former, it's one of the high-end crafting things. Enjoy! Excellent news! Is our crafting skill going to be retained or will we have to work at building it back up?
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Lagomorphic posted:The main advantege of the Dyson EV is that: a) it saves you carrying armor and an EV suit around and b) if you grab one from the mission and equip it to a boff the game will let you grab another, letting you equip all of your boffs we decent armor/EV suits in one run of the mission. If this isn't in the Wiki it should be. I wish I'd known this. Excellent advice.
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Melchior posted:I was always impressed that Quark's suits were made of the finest upholstery fabric on Feringar. As Edgar Friendly would say, "You look like a couch!"
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Breaky posted:Kill yourself. He's dead already. 
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Technical Analysis posted:Engineering/Operations. He was still ship pilot at the time. Well he was doing scientific surveys for the Genesis right?
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Ludicro posted:If you really want to see how much of a self important autismal tosspot Xean is, just look at this thread.  Thank you for a fascinating look into the mind of XTERN1TY @ XTERN1TY, on the XTERN1TY 1 Starbase, fighting the alter personalities of XTERN1TY of XTERN1TY, with his XTERN1TY phasers, and XTERN1TY poontang.
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DonDoodles posted:What I like about Xtern1ty -- especially in the video posted by Dynov -- is this guy has attempted to create his perfect community on a multitude of different platforms, and it looks like they've all fallen flat. How is the Xtern1ty soundcloud channel? Runescape guild? Continual and inevitable failure doesn't seem to point him inward, like "Hmmm. Maybe I'm the problem here." That dumbass thought he was James Cameron. What a lackadaisical fool.
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Some sperg going apeshit on me for my super serious ship, Libertys Ballgag. It was comical, he was seriously pissed about my fun dick-off build, but something about the paintjob and name of "Libertys Ballgag" just set this fucker off. When he started harassing my wife it stopped being mildly funny, became hilarious and a bit creepy too. We need to be aware of Bootcamp. It is coming for us all. A Dire Threat posted:
http://pastebin.com/YUs9jzLP Obviously the entire fleet I am in are trolls because I laughed at his utter batshit insanity. With all the poo poo that gets hurled at goons, it sure is nice this guy can go around harassing players "OFFICIAL BOOTCAMP" style. For shame.
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DonDoodles posted:Following the Great Dental Charity drive, Xean has been nothing but ungrateful. Here is a very public meltdown on ESD. Great stuff, thanks for the log. Haha, "ON ICE"! Also, that Hawk guy is one colossal piece of poo poo. He is always running his stupid cocksucker on ESD whenever I go there about something. I've trolled him a few times into spit-flecked rage. How fitting he would have his lips firmly planted around Xean's O ring. Lake posted:Lake@lake1771: xean you are a leader, as am i You're a leader, Harry! Also, what is that Sainted Saint Olivia's deal? She is as worthless as Xean is, those two should make abortions. She wears as big of a self righteous cross as he does. I've seen it.
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hakimashou posted:Saint Olivia is the patron saint of the space poor. He gives away lots of vendor trash every day to the vermin on esd, who love him for it. I feel stupider for having clicked that link. By Grabthar's Hammer, what a website.
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 I actually really like this one. It sort of reminds me of something you'd see from Sins of a Solar Empire.
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Bieeardo posted:Okay. Forget that one mid-tier escort, this one looks like you're flying a toilet seat. It does look like a toilet seat. It also makes me think of the Galaxy Quest ship somewhat. Does it come with red and blue particle cannons?
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Unguided posted:Shinzon was basically an RPer pretending to be Picard and he lost because fitted his ship like one. Much like Xean he named everything after himself too. "Attack pattern Xtern1ty Theta!"
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FuturePastNow posted:They even increased the size of the XP boosts by, what, 50%? For a week? Before returning them to the previous size. I'd love to know what, if any, thought process was behind that. Honestly after coming back and seeing the utter clusterfuck that has become of this game, I doubt they even know what their thought processes are at this point. I want to try to come back, but a part of me is screaming, "gently caress it, sever!" I just think of two ships full of weapons that have to be upgraded, not to mention my ground equipment. As a proud casual that will never take an online game seriously, I really don't think I have the effort. I log in and I want my fun now, not in twenty hours. Hey Asimo, thanks for staying on top of these issues and very clearly and concisely stating what the real issues of this game are, it has been appreciated.
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BombermanX posted:You could always troll people. Fun 24/7 and you get to spread the fear of Starfleet Dental! I feel a groundswell in my heart, a calling if you will. Something tugs at the strings of my soul, something calls me to testify and bring the same level of joy and happiness STO has brought me to the denizens of the galaxy. Is it...? Yes. Yes it is. The enthralling, engulfing, emulsion of Butts on my heart. Praise to Butts for calling on me to Renew. g0del posted:Listen to that screaming part of you. The game's still playable for people who already had a bunch of high-end gear and lots of saved up currencies, but it would be horrible for someone starting without that. Alright, so since I had a fairly well geared Fleet Defiant I won't get poo poo on by the content? I want to do well enough in STFs to give the pubs hope then AFK for nachos and beer.
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Acer Pilot posted:The game isn't actually harder. The elite stfs just aren't really worth pugging anymore. PVE is still hilariously easy. Ah okay. Good deal. I honestly figured the only truly hard part would be me getting tired of watching the healthmeter of the new damage sink enemies never drop, so I get bored and just stop playing. Plenty of tears to be had then. Pubbie tears, the only endgame currency that always matters, never depreciates, and can always be deposited into the fleet bank.
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Acer Pilot posted:Bet he deletes that ticket too. Better write a letter to the CEO like that guy who pretends to be a woman! And then quit once you never get a reply back? Lagomorphic posted:Known Issues:
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HughGRect posted:Has something like this upcoming anniversary giveaway event ever been done before? And if so, anything worth cheering about? Oh man. HughGRect GAR-BAGE DICK! Excellent avatar, username combo. That worked out great for you. Yeah, sometimes they give out cool stuff. Sometimes, not so much.
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MikeJF posted:Oh, really? Okay. Why not do both? ctrl+mouse wheel seems like it works great for zooming while still allowing that mouse wheel throttle goodness.
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system protocol posted:This deserves it's own thread. Star Trek Online Season 10: loving *throws keyboard across the room*
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Section Z posted:I guess they figured it was okay so long as he wasn't interfering with cash cows Luckily that zoonotic infection cleared up handily with the proper injection of antibiotics and horse cum. Both were taken anally of course.
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hakimashou posted:
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SKY COQ posted:
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LordCo posted:And just as quickly as it began, it ends. But not before he fires off a few more posts: "There is also some who believe that Al Rivera can only have an orgasm while wearing a replica Geordi LaForge visor. Some say that Geordi's over acting and general lack of acting skill are what he thinks about while thrusting." This is entirely way more funny than it should be. Pretty lovely of him about Trendy though, she seems really cool.
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