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Jamesman posted:Sounds like Communist talk to me. You're not a Communist, are you? Oh, I totally am. Should I have mentioned that? 
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I know, right? Who the hell skydives in uggs.
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May 14, 2014 04:44
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May 14, 2014 04:45
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Chard posted:Laughing out loud at work is verboten but clicking NSFW gifs is no big deal? Maybe he works for a really serious porn producer?
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May 14, 2014 18:05
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The only question here is how long a con is the cat playing? Like, what's the vig? There's always a vig. Especially with cats.
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May 14, 2014 18:50
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Daktari posted:Got to love a good trend starter: That burnout vid in the upper right was legit. Dude just keeps going.
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May 14, 2014 20:31
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Kanfy posted:This gif is much less funny when you live in a country where the roads freeze regularly in winter. Learn to walk, chump. 
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May 16, 2014 15:30
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Crain posted:What the hell is this? I suggest clicking the provided link which, incidentally, reveals precisely what it is: the very same. And somewhat same. Rolled into one. One and the same.
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May 18, 2014 04:12
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I don't understand: a pilot would roll into a dive so he can pull "up" instead of pulling negative g by pitching nose down. But they have artificial gravity on that thing, and all sorts of inertial dampening, so there's literally no reason to roll into an inverted dive, especially one as gentle as that. Unless the millennium falcon is like the zoolander of starships and can only pull up. That must be it.
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May 18, 2014 18:48
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May 18, 2014 18:58
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Dude's gettin' jacked up for reals.
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May 18, 2014 19:01
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rydiafan posted:The cockpit of the Falcon has windows above the pilot seat, so by rotating the ship to put the floor of the cockpit (which he cannot see through)towards the asteroid he is able to increase his field of view in the direction he is going to be turning towards. Yeah but being a jedi, couldn't Hand Solo just mind meld with the force or whatever instead?
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May 18, 2014 23:06
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Centripetal Horse posted:Isn't that the German dude who makes awesome slingshots and improvised machine guns? You are correct, that there is his Chuck Norris Leg Lifter, to aid in the use of his shoe-based slingshot, which allows for a longer reach and thus longer pull. SCIENCE.
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May 19, 2014 14:32
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Centripetal Horse posted:That guy's videos rule. I have not seen him use that device, but it looks like the start of something amusing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsPfVemWVWU It was a pretty good one. 
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May 19, 2014 16:15
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leidend posted:I did, because my 19th birthday party (legal adult/drinking age here) was at the midnight screening. I watched Jar Jar Binks do stupid racist poo poo instead of go to a strip club. And it was so bad, you vowed never to turn 19 again.
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May 20, 2014 00:32
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What do I have to do to have this done to my subaru outback? 
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May 20, 2014 01:55
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But now what good are my thumbs?
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May 20, 2014 04:35
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Ravendas posted:Some gifs I made of the Dark Dungeons trailer: As a long time DM, that all checks out.
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Can we please get a "not mom safe" warning emoticon?
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This is about perfect. 
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Where's the 9gag watermark? 
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Now let's see one from across the street.
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Doom Goon posted:You joke, but, yeah, kinda. I guess a better question is, "What do you use them for, and would this be better?" For posting clips longer than a few seconds that don't clock in at a hundred megs.
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Krinkle posted:Have you ever almost succeeded in holding in a sneeze? Same principle at work. And incidentally, if you do manage to hold a sneeze, the same thing will happen as in the gif.
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keyboard vomit posted:Decent? It was all right.
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"Oh crap! Wait...does he see me? I don't think...yeah, he definitely doesn't see--" *BLAM*
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Broken Cog posted:Didn't it also turn out he was hired by the show as a publicity stunt? Didn't it also turn out that that Marine's name was Jesus H. Einstein?
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Tochiazuma posted:"Head Over Heels" video by Tears For Fears So 80s, so wonderful. 
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PervertedLogic posted:Someone really needs to do a proper remake of Carmageddon or just make a good, physics-based version of Deathrace 2000 (the classic with David Carradine). I want to run people over with a combo meter and double points for children and elderly. What, like the carmegeddon remake that was funded by a kickstarter a little while back and is in development right now? And as part of that same project, they re-released the original carmageddon? And you can play it on your smartphone? I mean what more do you want. 
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It sounds like they're trying pretty hard to be faithful to the original, while still updating it to take advantage of modern technology and gameplay styles.
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Beyond Thunderbone. It's like you people aren't even trying.
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Finally someone is putting science to good use. I need two, one to replace each arm.
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DrBouvenstein posted:But then you'd be in a perpetual state of never being able to actually get the beer to your mouth! It'd be an unending torture! You bring your mouth to the beer, of course.
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VendaGoat posted:Getting pushed down the highway, better apply the brakes. Meanwhile, YOU would just kick back and sip your coffee. Maybe give grandma a call. "Yeah, we should be there a little early, we've got a GREAT tailwind going and the car's getting pretty good mileage, won't have to stop for gas for another, oh, couple hundred miles, I imagine."
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VendaGoat posted:I would climb out the sunroof and sit on the hood of the truck and go *VROOOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM* *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*  I think that's an okay host to embed from? Their terms and faq seem to indicate so.
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I would say a thoughtful person might pull in front of the semi and slowly decelerate, forcing him to stop, but I guess that didn't work for the first guy so it's probably best to just not get involved.
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