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Zil posted:How much of a moving deck chairs on the titanic change is this? Inches at best.
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Yeah if you read past the "but definitely not in the bedroom" the guy seems to be doing great and I'd absolutely sit down with him for a few pints Makes for a great headline, though quote:I’m semi-retired, and these hobbies have kept me alive. I consider myself a writer – I’m writing a novel about a Brummie abducted by aliens – and I enjoy the knowledge that my photography is on walls across Britain and beyond.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:My four sons are fairly embarrassed by it, and my three ex-wives all found me dull; not in the bedroom, but in every other part of the house. But I think women like dull men; when their husbands say they’re going to the shed to make a matchstick model of Winchester Cathedral, they don’t have to wonder if they’re actually up to something else. If a butterfly had flapped somewhat differently in the '60s he'd just be another Model Trains Guy stringless has a new favorite as of 13:47 on Jul 4, 2022 |
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By popular demand posted:Is this really worse than prosperity gospel?
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Platystemon posted:It’s good, but “wtf how all these cats overdosing on alcohol” was amazing.
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Knormal posted:Oh you poor bastard, you're about to get so jumped on regarding the location of Glasgow.
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Guy's obviously a piece of poo poo, but he's clearly right. Unless he stole the cheeseburger/weapon from someone else Struggling to imagine a BK burger capable of knocking someone over outside of a perfect combination of ballistics and an off-balance target
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Seems like a strong candidate for selection bias since the samples are submitted by members of the public, right? So there's a higher likelihood of samples being from people that were like "yo this ain't poo poo, send some in to get tested" like "The dealer Baby Laxative Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted"
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In the actual article the passive voice struck pedestrian was apparently wearing all black and maybe also walking in a highway lane, which still fits here
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3D Megadoodoo posted:What's with all the coke cans? Lady Disdain posted:I was going to ask about the waffle irons.
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Carthag Tuek posted:idgi. a store for "big people, tall or not tall" is just a store for big people "The Marketing!" "Fatty McFat's Big Fat Clothing Store for Big Fat People" was deemed too on the nose, you see
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By popular demand posted:Was there suspicion that he might be a vampire/second coming/robot from the future? Also a few months after the blood tears he was canonized as a saint, probly also relevant stringless has a new favorite as of 09:53 on Sep 22, 2022 |
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I've seen Doug Stanhope live a couple of times. The first time I saw him, he had a bit about how all drugs should be legalized. "But what about heroin, Doug?" "Did I loving stutter?" Maybe the article was written by Doug Stanhope. Again, apparently The Economist does not credit their writers.
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It's not clear whether he was talking about Underworld or Twilight, but he was definitely talking about one of them.
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Lady Disdain posted:I'm honestly kind of impressed a group of primary school aged kids know who Bruce Lee is.
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Posted a page or two back (and has the headlines as images so you don't have to scroll through tweets)
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Captain Hygiene posted:Somewhere in my lifetime there has been an important piece of information that I've forgotten in order to retain this reference in my memory over the decades
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Pookah posted:Getting egged is very much on the lower scale of possible attacks. That said, a full five minutes of getting egged in the face through a car window was probably on the rougher end of the Getting Egged scale.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I fell into its trap, but the secret weird thing about that headline is that it's not a US news story oh no, how much is a brazillion??
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checkmate, global warmists  real talk though i was under the impression that Venice was continuously sinking, this seems alarming
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"I'm gonna fight for your constitutional rights, because those are given to us by God, not government"
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/27/pope-coat-ai-image-baby-boomers quote:Joel Golby is a writer for the Guardian and Vice, and the author of Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant  this can't be a real person, I refuse to believe it."Joel Golby" stringless has a new favorite as of 10:29 on Mar 28, 2023 |
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In unearned fairness to the pencil-necked eugenicist, I also have always bought dress shirts that aren't a strangulation hazard when fully buttoned. But never with that much of a gap lmao
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 Guessing this was ultimately unsuccessful from the headline. quote:"After the crash, the defendant ran away from the scene without providing information such as a driver's license, insurance, or vehicle registration," one of the responding deputies wrote in the official report. "The defendant was...described as having taken his clothes off and running away in just his underwear." Not inaccurate to think like he was avoiding Predators, I suppose.
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By popular demand posted:And without any of the cheerful wisecracks as they feed on the working class either!
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Sure, but which part? Tchaikovsky's 5th symphony is nearly an hour long, which part?? Also "L.A. Phil" just sounds like some guy's stage name until realizing it's short for "philiharmonic" stringless has a new favorite as of 07:14 on May 1, 2023 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:But! From what I read you get unlimited 20-cent bananas forever, every few days. It adds up.
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lmao "Don't take that dick performance drug, it's got Viagra in it!"
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freeedr posted:Viagra can be extraordinarily dangerous, especially for a dummy who orders dick pills and isn’t being guided by their doctor
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coleman francis posted:I knew chronicles of riddick was real!
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