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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Fulchrum posted:

completely revamped his diet and started excercising

What a pussy lol

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Parents who don't vaccinate their kids should face stiff fines and be on a list and legally required to inform the neighborhood like they do with sex offenders.

Also be open to litigation from parents whose kids they endanger and or kill.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Joementum posted:

Big, if true.



Like, by terrorists?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Wasn't Maher the inspiration for the Brian character in Family Guy?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Either way, I'm choosing to accept it as fact.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Will Trump make a precondition to meeting with world leaders that they kneel and his his Trump ring?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Who makes these?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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TheTatteredKing posted:

Unironically redraw the lines of the union.

Make the states into the shape of animal crackers you say?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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zoux posted:

What are they waiting for?

Trump to get ratfucked out of nomination so they can spend it on the Ted Cruz?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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zoux posted:

Why in the world is Trump campaigning in the Texas panhandle this afternoon?

trump goes where all the idiots at

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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gently caress you for assuming everyone knew about this or would associate it to your post without some mention of trains, idiot.

[Probated for personal attack, yet again!]

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Watch Hillary start a loving war.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Jeb has Donald beat on hand size, that's gotta count for a fair bit

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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TheTatteredKing posted:

Big gun keeps trying to suppress the truth. Whenever people get the real dirt they end up a statistic with a lot of collateral damage. The Clintons are going to put a stop to this, that's why they tried to oust Bill. And they keep trying to character assassinate Hillary. But the Clintons are too wily, always a step ahead. That's why she's going to save us all in November from the shadow cabal

[THIS IS WHAT I ACTUALLY BELIEVE]

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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keep austin in weird hats

e;
come to travis county - get free jesters hat

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Wait a sec...I just noticed this. Are those sweat stains all around his collar and shirt? LOL.

:aaa:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Jesus would vote Green party like a stupid loving moron imo

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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He buys lots of cars.

Trickle down and all that.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Epic High Five posted:

heres a hint

"throw it on the pile" doesn't mean "throw it away" as you seem to think

Throw it on the pile... with the other kindling!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Slate Action posted:

The smart thing for Trump to do would be to develop some message discipline and talk only about what the actual findings of the FBI investigation suggest about Hillary's trustworthiness.

The dumb thing for Trump to do would be to rant about a CONSPIRACY and flail around yelling that the whole system is bullshit because she isn't in prison right now

So far he has chosen the latter way.

The latter way really fires up the base though.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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*posts POV Vine of getting hit by a bus*

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Trumps baby hands furiously typing comeback

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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prefect posted:

I get unironically angry when I see Civil War reenactors. That's probably a personality defect.

A defect commonly known as 'Sanity'.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Would Cruz endorsing Trump do anything to hurt his chances of getting the GOP nomination when they ratfuck Trump at the convention?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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zoux posted:

Lol a reporter I follow on twitter just posted this:
https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/751096706456891393

C-SPAM > 2016 GOP Collapse: buttfuck buttfart Bernie Sanders

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/751094172564742144

The second number in your pass word is two you loving idiot

Two is a word.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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DaveWoo posted:

I wouldn't give anyone the password to my phone, don't know what that has to do with the presidency :shrug:

Passwords using only numbers 0 through 9.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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magiccarpet posted:

oregon has a county where people didn't want to pay higher taxes so they basically shut down police/fire/ambulance and let everybody out of jail. the sheriff was so mad he called the media to come watch them do it.

Sounds like a socialist paradise.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Thump! posted:

So, hypothetically speaking, say Trump somehow manages to win the election, and then just decides not to serve or ever take the oath of office? Does the Presidency just go to his VP pick?

Presidency is defaulted to Bernie Sanders.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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The Dream Quest of Unknown Absinthe

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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euphronius posted:

Does this mean .... Texas????

Never.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Al! posted:

Look at this mofo who doesn't know his fancy French cocktails

Who even orders or makes a Sazerac?

a hipster that needs to go in a guillotine thats who

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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zoux posted:

It would take a very skilled and experienced rhetorician to navigate the American people through this hearing and make it look bad for Hillary.

"Hillary is a bitch." -Fox News

*nods in agreement* -Most of the USA

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Explains a lot.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Death to the Pure Breeds

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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quote:

Sitting alone with 100,000 rounds of .223 is not going to save you,

So close.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Mr. Pumroy posted:

folks mighty eager to do a war are weird on the head

imo

Doomsday/Race War Prepper

What people think I do: eat unheated cans of chef boyardee and grease my guns

What I think I do: Preserve Freedom and Democracy for Real Americans while looking cool as poo poo with my guns

What I actually do: *fever dreams of blacks living next door and not being able to say fag and friend of the family out loud without repercussions*

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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is Appleton White available?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Al! posted:

Saddam was a very bad man, but he knew the difference between a 90 and an 03

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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gregday posted:

has anyone made a pinot noir joke because I feel like there's water in that well

Vitis Vinferiora.

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