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YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Xenophon posted:

"Deez Nuts wouldn't have the balls to lead us in a war against Iran!"

"I don't have time to coddle Deez Nuts! I'm too busy to be politically correct!"

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 19:04

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 04:45

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I keep unconsciously reading all his merch slogans as "Make America Trump Again".

That's not funny, it's just a trufax.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 19:34

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Do Not Resuscitate posted:

No Trump Ice or Trump Vodka?! A shameful campaign store.

How the poo poo am I supposed to make a Trump and Tonic, the most widely requested drink in this yoooje country of ours?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 20:21

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I'm starting to unironically like Trump and it's really, really upsetting. I need to go breathe into a paper bag, possibly for the rest of this year.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 19:44

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Dalael posted:

I think you need to sit down and stop watching political stuff for a while. Clearly your brain is melting. Or watch his first few speeches again to remind yourself how utterly bad he is.

The fumes of his yooge and luxurious campaign are impairing my judgment.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 20:25

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Joementum posted:

the great people of Kentucky

The biggest lie in this entire quote.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 01:59

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EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Letting the candidates punch and kick each other would really improve the American political process

I unironically support this. Because I want to see Trump throw some wild haymakers at the rest of the GOP clown car.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 02:42

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Mr Hootington posted:

Carly Fiorina reminiscing about the HP days. Check out the rest of the videos from her Senate campaign on her official Youtube channel.

Here is her evolving stance on pre-existing conditions. Supported subsidies for pre-existing conditions. Well she thought they should look at pre-existing conditions protection.
The farther we get from cancer the less we seem to care about this it seems. FYGM at the finest?

JFC this woman is poo poo. JUST....poo poo.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 03:01

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Jeb! tries to lob out an easy statement he thinks everyone will agree on.

Swing and a miss.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 22:05

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Joementum posted:

Dude on the right kinda looks like he's also grabbin that corn like you've never seen.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 23:25

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Mr Hootington posted:

I look forward to more pictures of candidates looking dumb at my states fair. It is our greatest contribution to the election cycle.

He has his hands in his pockets because he's on the oculus SecondLife project Sansar and he's currently being stared down by a naked fox man with a mohawk and a 13-inch weiner.

"I do not want to touch NONE of this," he thinks, hands firmly at his sides.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 23:33

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Rocks posted:

Why is Martin o Malley even running , serious question

Free state fair corn dogs.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 23:39

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GalacticAcid posted:

Webbmentum!

Not everything is more clever with -mentum at the end. Some things. But not everything.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 01:37

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Joementum posted:

https://vine.co/v/edXbvrwdpgE

I can't not hear BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK chicken sounds.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 04:27

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whydirt posted:

Have any of you even seen a chicken?

I petted one once. On a farm. That I worked at.

Yes I've seen a chicken.

:bernget:

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 05:34

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Pohl posted:

I care about chickens, chickens are awesome. They have really cool personalities and make great pets.

They also taste great.

you can't say that about just any pet!

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 08:07

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Warcabbit posted:

Got a picture of yourself, Hoot, so we can try to go through the Fox footage?

Yeah, are we glossing over this? Some woman admits in public that her neighbors murder and then dump the bodies of immigrants on their land, and suddenly there's two pages of talk about BBQ?

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 20:11

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Feather posted:

Just what are you suggesting? That there is a relationship between dead border-hoppers and BBQ?

You know how much america loves to eat the poor.

e: also per the ^^^ post, where can I get a SOLID GOLD colored trump hat? Cuz I will only wear a trump hat if it matches his toilet. Just shiny gold all over. Gold letters on top of gold.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 20:16

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GalacticAcid posted:

2016 Presidential Primary: Everybody is selling something or being taken for a ride.

Fixed that for you.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 23:10

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Nintendo Kid posted:

In my opinion, Lincoln Chafee sounds like an obscure car model from the 50s

"The 1956 Lincoln Chafee. Produced for just one year, it was quickly abandoned by Lincoln after it was introduced as 'America's First Metric Car.' Only 5 units were sold before the Chafee design was retired."

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 23:36

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Trump is a terrible candidate for president and an awful human being and that said, I am utterly in awe of him as a showman. I wish I could take a class from him on his PT Barnum magnificence.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 01:22

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Went searching for trump news and founds some great "any minute now the GOP's gonna kick him out" articles.

In particular, just putting this in for tone-deaf laughs:

GOP elites plot to purge Trump

http://www.wnd.com/2015/08/gop-elites-plot-to-purge-trump/

quote:

Trump�s followers are �xenophobic,� Gerson tells CNN. They have a �resentment of outsiders, of Mexico, of China, and immigrants[...]Republicans can�t incorporate that.�

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 01:38

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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

I don't know who Shane Wyatt is but I respect his graffiti skills.

I too am having a Whiskey Meltdown, so I can get behind this pic.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 01:48

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Mr Hootington posted:

O'malley is up and people are leaving.

Understandable but made me :smith:

for O'Malley.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 02:07

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RedQueen posted:

Walker is getting in on this approach too

"Stand with Walker, everybody is making GBS threads on him?" I'm SOLD.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 08:25

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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

Chicken is a nice guy. I donated a lot of money to chicken. We went golfing, chicken and I. I beat chicken, of course. I beat him at golf and I'm gonna beat him in the campaign too. But chicken is a nice guy, I like chicken.

A staffer for chicken had a few unkind words to say about my campaign. I said, finally! Finally I can say some nasty things about chicken! Because I really like chicken. A few years back, I donated a lot of money to chicken. I have a lot of money, and I donate to a lot of causes. Different meats come to me, and I donate to them all really. I like giving away money! But chicken came to me and we talked for a while and I gave a bunch of money to chicken. A whole lot of money, probably more than chicken has ever seen before. I mean a real lot of money. But I like chicken and I didn't want to attack chicken. Thankfully this staffer for chicken came out and said these things, and I said finally! Finally I can talk about chicken.

I really like chicken. But chicken is a complete disaster.

Thanks to Trump, I will now refer to absolutely everyone I don't like with, "I really like X, but X is a complete disaster."

It's just so perfect.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 06:01

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Mr Hootington posted:

There is no truer words. You can add pumpkin pie and '"slush" (frozen ginger ale and usually something else) to the list. Nearly all natural born Iowans have a recipe for one or the other.

my mom's pumpkin pie is KICKASS, fwiw.

but the rest of my extended family is shameful. my aunt mixes KETCHUP into the beef for her tacos. WTF LADY. I could not stomach that.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 06:31

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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

that is an incredible av

thanks I drew it for a friend but then decided to use it here too XD BLAAAARRRG RAINBOWS. you can't see in this res, but the cloud has smiling starfish in it.

VanSandman posted:

Why would you set yourself up so perfectly. Do you hate your mother and wish her to be insulted online?

you saying my mom ain't sexy? gently caress you.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 06:45

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eat the rich etc

# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 08:58

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Montasque posted:

The forced deportation of 30 million people, the majority being one specific ethnic group(Latino) seems like ethnic cleansing to me.

I think when many people hear ethnic cleansing, they tend to think of it in terms of murder.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 22:52

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blue squares posted:

A lot of those people would wind up dead because of the policy.

yeah that's my point. The people who are like, "We're not KILLING them, just sending them back home!" are just closing their eyes to the reality that they have no home to go back to.

They think it's just fine because oh, we're just shooing them out the door, not HURTING them. Meanwhile outside the door is loving horrible.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 00:10

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Lycus posted:

I guess the religious right really liked that "tithing" answer.

Can someone explain carson's tithing plan to me?

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 00:17

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Nintendo Kid posted:

Flat income tax at 10% for all income levels

ugh.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 00:21

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Throwing Turtles posted:

It looks like a flat tax with no exemptions for low income, kids, ect. 10% is the amount the bible says to give to church, so that's what he went with.

Yeahhhhh, I was hoping it was slightly more rational than that. But my suspicions were correct. It's not.

WELP

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 00:25