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Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

gently caress off your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breath free.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 04:01

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 22:15

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Secretary of Wasteful Spending feeling the heat.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 04:23

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

THAT'S PENCE'S MUSIC

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 04:41

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

jfc this ad is garbage

I dunno man, that totally the most recent jobs report where the economy only added 38,000 jobs in May is almost as damning as Obama's historically low approval rating of only 40%.

To get a 40% approval rating for Obama from RASMUSSEN they'd have to go back to February.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 01:11

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Oh hey, its Brian Ross! He's got like 20 minutes of footage of me politely telling him that he needs to make an appointment to see my boss.

Edit: Good Morning America(at 8 p.m. eastern)!

EDIT: YOU KNOW WHERE ITS MORNING RIGHT NOW?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jul 28, 2016

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 01:17

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

What are the demographics for Toledo?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 01:48

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Is he still AMAing while rallying?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 02:08

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

You know who else didn't want the U.S. renting space in Saudi Arabia?

# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 22:24

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Welp, whoever was asking what Trump would do to get the headlines back.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 22:33

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Is this a meltdown yet?

# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 22:35

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

The gem that is going to be missed was Trump wondering who came up with the genius idea of the U.S. committing to Japan's defense.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 22:36

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

And now we're attempting to rewrite the "mocking the disabled"

# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 22:38

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Reporters coming out of his ears, or whatever.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 22:40

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Trumps opponents are deviants now, fyi.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 22:41

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

My LSAT sucked, which suggests that y'all are squandering your potential by joining me on this dead comedy forum.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 19:38

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

The College Board hides your scores after awhile too, so you either gotta pay to see them again or proactively screenshot them for future dick-waving.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 19:43

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

LOL of the only thing that ends up mattering is the business organization that is GOTV.

Everyone who has ever worked Field secretly questions whether Field works or is an expensive, soul-consuming magic rock that turns out voters. This is as good a test as any.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 20:01

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Quoting from the D&D picture thread:

zakharov posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQtIt-KT-E0

"I'm a military mom"

yaaaaaay

"and I'm not happy with how Trump spoke about the Khans"

boooooooooo

# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 04:45

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

I love how the one talking point that Manafort has been able to drum into him is "Wouldn't it be great if we were friends with Russia?"

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 01:45

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Vertical Lime posted:

good morning thread

https://twitter.com/skoczela/status/761147981970153472

# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 14:18

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

DaveWoo posted:

Wow, that Bill Mitchell guy is having a fantastic little meltdown on Twitter right now
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/761374305208897537

What? "He Was No Angel" is evolving!

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 04:04

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

You know, after being a presidential candidate for any length of time it must be freeing as gently caress to just wander down some random street in some random town all by your lonesome.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 05:05

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

I doubt that enough people have laid roots yet (or if they ever will), but I'm curious to see how North Dakota's demographics have shifted with the rise and current fall of oil shale.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 21:06

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Fix posted:

They have not even started on her yet, you see. The economic rollout brought to you by Majority Steves... might... maybe... be the beginning. Unless it doesn't work.

Actually, is there a Steve Miller that works for the campaign? There's your kingpin.

Steve Miller was instrumental in writing the campaign's long-term strategic plan.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 13:28

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

I want 24 more independent Republican candidates for the 24 states where someone else can still get on the ballot.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 13:39

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

This seems like a fun way to extort money out of the Trump campaign. "We got this guy who *could* gently caress you in an essential state. It would be a shame if we couldn't devote all our time and resources to his campaign because our completely separate direct-mail company suddenly got busy."

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 13:44

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Boosted_C5 posted:

gently caress you citizen, we have determined the firearms you prefer most are "ASSAULT WEAPONS" and are now banned. gently caress you citizen, you are not allowed to carry anymore unless you get one of our new permits which your friendly local Democrat police chief can deny you on a whim. gently caress you citizen, you must now report in your vehicle to a government facility for annual smog inspection. gently caress you citizen, you cannot so much as paint your fence a new color without paying shakedown money for a "permit" from your friendly local Democrat beaurocrat. gently caress you citizen, we bought votes with your tax money instead of paying for roads so you must now stop at toll booths and pay a fee to drive on public roads. gently caress you citizen, running a police state, watching your every move, and micromanaging every aspect of your life, which belongs to us, isn't cheap. We have raised your income taxes so we can afford to terrorize you. Except we'll just keep buying more votes instead of actually putting ourselves on sound financial footing.

-Life in a typical Democrat run hell-hole.

Sorry about your domestic violence conviction/probation and lovely HOA.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 14:24

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

I wonder if this new guy is an establishment gamble to stem the tide of GOP defections. While it is an adorably messy fight to pick during the general election, I could see the down-ballot value of getting Republican voters enthused to come out and fight the civil war. Of course it means throwing the top-line race and I assume the "Trump! *click*" voters may ignore/sabotage the GOP out of spite.

Either way, please proceed ~~Governor~~ whatever your name is.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 20:35

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Somewhere at RNC headquarters someone thinks: If only we had a way to tie Clinton's emails with Benghazi with a sympathetic victim.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 01:43

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Subterfrugal posted:

Somewhere at ~~RNC headquarters~~Larry Klayman's house someone thinks: If only we had a way to tie Clinton's emails with Benghazi with a sympathetic victim.

Two Benghazi Parents Sue Hillary Clinton for Wrongful Death, Defamation

quote:

"The Benghazi attack was directly and proximately caused, at a minimum by defendant Clinton's 'extreme carelessness' in handling confidential and classified information," such as the location of State Department employees in Libya, the lawsuit said.

While no such connection has ever been established, their lawsuit called it "highly probable" that Clinton sent and received information about the activities of U.S. Ambassador Christopher Stevens.

Such information, the lawsuit claimed, "easily found its way to foreign powers" and was then obtained by Islamic terrorists.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 01:45

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

remusclaw posted:

I know there has been speculation on the identity of Joementum. So I was just listening the the 538 podcast, and Nate Silver is on vacation. Someone said Joementum also was taking a break from posting here. Have any of you seen them in the same place at the same time!!! It can't be a coincidence!!!

Wear any hat, Joementum.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 05:33

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

I hope he taps Pence for maximum awkwardness.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 12:41

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Weird the rally seems to be running late

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 23:09

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Lot of empty seats in that crowd pan.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 23:14

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

I had no idea that N.C. was so white.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 23:15

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

The slow crowd pan is killing me

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 23:16

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Rudy Gulliani tried "Walk it back"

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 23:20

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

"Lock her up" chants are pretty standard at this point.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 23:25

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

wocobob posted:

Trump has another NC rally tonight, right? How long until that starts?

Ongoing right now. Giuliani is warming up the crowd now.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 23:28

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 22:15

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Giuliani promises to eliminate the death tax to put your money back in your hands which umm

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 23:33

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