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Burqa King posted:Ok. But my posts might not make so much sense :P like they do already oh shiiiit woah #rekt
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 16:04 |
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Still B.A.E posted:What new porn laws? alll porn is illegal and haram
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 16:51 |
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Burqa King posted:Depends - which animal are you using? yer mam
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 16:55 |
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please add this to thje op thank
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 20:37 |
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awesome-express posted:So is there a new job opening at GCHQ to make sure no one is looking at all the ~nasty~ pixels?
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 23:18 |
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The New Black posted:He did a stand-up show about it which is pretty good (I have it on audio). Funniest bit for me was when they realised the law didn't specify what form the written request had to take and were sending them in iced on cakes and so on. Ddraig posted:I think the crowning achievement was when he had a police escort into the middle of an anarchist melee so he could protest something (can't remember what exactly) sometimes the uk is good + cool
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 16:48 |
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nationalise everything
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 00:24 |
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how could this blatant extortion happen when we have so little regulation????? save us, invisible hand!
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 00:27 |
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 14:57 |
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Pissflaps posted:unless you're having a really good look trust me i am
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 17:45 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:Sorry one of you lost a job so close to Christmas. mods rename me "proletari-ate" pls
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 20:46 |
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Are we on a "gently caress the nobility" kick now? Because my oh my the things I could tell UKMT. My boss avoids paying millions in tax every year by turning his castle business into a charity run by a trust. A trust of which he is the principal trustee along with his wife and a bunch of his professional mates he knew at school. He pays no tax on the castle while living in it at a token rent (few grand a year) and pays no tax on the £25m endowment or the money that earns by being invested. Obviously the castle doesn't pay any tax on the profits it makes as an attraction - this was useful at first because the castle didn't make a profit anyway so he wasn't losing out on anything, just avoid the taxes with no drawbacks. As soon as the castle visitor numbers went up he spun the gift shop and restaurant off into private enterprises under his control (and which he takes the profit from) which just happen to be located inside the castle which is a charity. lmao. He also paid no capital gains or inheritance duties on the death of his father by making a gift to the nation of certain portraits - portraits which are on permanent loan to the duchy and cannot be moved. This agreement was also purely a gentleman's agreement and nothing was actually put into writing until about 10 years after the agreement was made, so that's just great. communism bitch fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Dec 7, 2014 |
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His butler had the cheek to accuse my direct boss of "always being after a free lunch" because the duke invites him over there sometimes. I pointed out that the Duke's entire life has been one long free lunch, to which the Butler said basically "actually no he had to slum it too - all he owned was a garbage truck company and a car dealership before he inherited the dukedom!" lmao boo loving hoo.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 21:19 |
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Bape Culture posted:Knock him out then. Posh people are almost always massive fannies.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 21:23 |
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Bape Culture posted:Get consistently owned by a literal slave then lol. Oh you mean the butler? He's a fairly okay dude actually, I think he just has a massive case of stockholm syndrome going on.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 21:26 |
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Burqa King posted:I'm just surprised and, yes, saddened that one of the most vociferously left-wing posters in this thread has been exposed as a paid lackey for one of the worst capitalists imaginable. The whole thing's unconscionable. i used to not give a flying gently caress about class politics until i worked for a duke for a few years. Truly i am thankful for even my class consciousness was acquired with the guidance and help of my social superiors whom i shoulld learn to admire and obey
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2014 22:00 |
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Brown Moses posted:I had to explain LF as well.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 15:14 |
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Spangly A posted:death to tories
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 18:10 |
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Aatrek can't do anything right apparently
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 19:30 |
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namesake posted:a system of free movement allowing people to work where they like to address the problem of a regional skills mismatch [...] but noooo, that's impossible because its hard for businesses to make profits if that were to happen. aw poo poo my time machine took me back to 1351 again
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 14:02 |
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Funerals are becoming so hard to afford that some people are burying relatives in their back gardens, according to an MP. quote:The Labour MP for South Shields said the average funeral had reached £3,551. [...] SunLife Direct's annual Cost of Dying report said the average cost of a funeral had increased by 87% since 2004.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 17:49 |
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.......f-full Communism.......... Right now??
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 18:51 |
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Full fascism right now
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 19:23 |
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Left work at 5:30 tonight, have a 25mi train journey. Will be luckey to get home before 8pm. Nationalise this poo poo.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 20:00 |
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ThomasPaine posted:I had grand plans of going on to do a PhD, and would still love to, but funding doesn't come easy. My frjend i see a bright future ahead of you in teaching. Enjoy long hours, low pay, and probably getting spat on by pupils/their parents. But you'll me moulding the disposessed proletariat of tomorrow!!
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 20:05 |
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Umiapik posted:I'm now working in the oil industry, at the rate of 25 quid an hour. The people who employ me are overjoyed at my abilities to use Excel to process information and create such exotic things as charts and pivot tables. The typical employee there is over 50 and actively considering early retirement. The industry is missing a generation of engineers and technicians because the City nicks all the clever engineering graduates. I loving wish I'd learned about this situation many years earlier than I actually did. i will sell my soul to the cannibalistic parasite of capitalism for £25/hr
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 00:04 |
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100% tax on fast food imo. (by which i mean maccy d's and dominos, not loving pot noodles)
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 13:38 |
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A stir fry can be thrown together quicker amd cheaper than a mcdonalds and would be healthier too. E: and given that i earn about 10k year and spend 11hrs a day commuting+working, and still make sure to eat somewhat healthily, any arguments about lack of time or money can gently caress right off communism bitch fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Dec 10, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 14:33 |
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Pissflaps posted:Not everyone knows how to do this, or has the time to go shopping for ingredients. It may be quick for you but for some it could take hours. This isn't some bourgeois esoteric cuisine - you literally throw some noodles, chopped peppers and (if you like) some prawns or diced chicken or whatever into a hot pan for less than five minutes and then dump them all onto a plate together. It is literally less complicated than beans on toast, and all of the ingredients can be bought at a Co-op for £3 - nearly half the price of a meal at McDonalds.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 14:44 |
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Pissflaps posted:I think you're speaking from a position of enormous privilege. Reality check: some people aren't as capable of cooking as you are. If you're not capable of using simple household utensils you're probably not fully capable of living alone to begin with and should have regular assistance from somebody who can cook for you.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 14:49 |
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chuggo is BACK posted:Agreed poors should be in specially designed homes where their meals are provided I didn't say poors should be in homes - I said people incapable of using a frying pan (implying mental or physical incapacity) should receive care assistance to allow them to live a life which includes such things as eating hot food without resorting to fast food as a staple. But gj getting your panties in a bunch. communism bitch fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Dec 10, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 14:53 |
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serious gaylord posted:What the christ. How does it take you an hour and a half to make a bowl of pasta? see, if we taxed takeaway food at 100% the local soviet could use the revenue to supply carers to assist people like this.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 15:17 |
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ronya posted:there was once a time when socialism embraced the mass production of food as the way toward women's liberation... I'm all for mass production of food. I think food should be cheap and plentiful. I don't advocate that everybody should be eating artisanal delicacies made only from fresh organic ingredients. Even if you have time for nothing other than throwing some chips and frozen chicken fillets in the oven, and a pot of peas on the stove, it's better than a loving pizza for the 5th night running.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 15:30 |
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serious gaylord posted:I go shopping on the same day every week and plan all my meals over the week so I know what to buy, and that way I can take advantage of supermarket multibuy options like 3 for 2 etc. It just requires some forward thinking. If you know you're paid every friday, go shopping on saturday. check your forward planning privilege. not everybody is as capable of thinking as you. The only way to ensure the poor don't starve en masse is to pump McDonalds directly into our face holes via feeding tubes every 6 hours.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 16:15 |
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Pissflaps posted:I'd quite like to try: wanna buy this poo poo and spread it on shortbread.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 17:47 |
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Kegluneq posted:(We do have Sunday roasts at her parents' house though.) Kulak, eh?
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 20:31 |
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Spangly A posted:I'm suggesting that using it as an example when the discussion stems from "poors should cook more" might in fact be out of touch grez He only posted his shopping list when specifically asked to. He didn't proffer it as a guide for poors to follow.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 21:33 |
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kingturnip posted:Dinner for me tonight has been a frozen pizza with some extra grated cheese and a couple of Pepperami sliced on top. I don't know if it's a national or regional thing but the robot announcements on my route don't even say trains are late or cancelled anymore. It just goes "The 1803 Southern Service to blah blah is now due to arrive at 1901" That's it. Drives me loving mental. The progression of disruption message formats I can remember over the years is: "I am sorry to announce...." "We are sorry to announce..." "Southern is sorry to announce..." And then what we have today. It's like as the years go by the train operator gradually tries to use language in such a way as to divorce itself from... itself.... and absolve any and all responsibility for, or connection with, the timely and efficient running of the service.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 22:15 |
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Is there anything in the world more depressing than those half-sized single serving tins of beans
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 23:00 |
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Mr Cuddles posted:Watching a sick child struggle to breathe in a damp room full of mold.
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